Contest: Who has the shittiest computer?

[RABIES]

My friend beats you all, no matter how old your computer is.... he has a 1999 emachines.

This is most likely the only post here making sense. I really think the question was misread, alot of the machines listed so far fall into the "classic" category and not in the POS category.

A real POS is something still new, that runs like a classic. LOL :E

Right next to my main machine is a DELL <<--nuff said

And just today I "fixed" another DELL <<-- edit: replace fixed with kicked