coolest movie/videogames lines

"GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!" Aliens
"Luke, I am your father!" (got ya!)

EDIT: more from

Monty Phython: "African or European?" "I dont know that" "Yaaaaaaaaaaa"

"NI!"

"Its!"

"Every sperm is sacrad, every sperm is great, if a sperm gets waisted god gets quite irate."
 
"Fourty two" said deep thought with infinite majesty and calm.
-Hitchhickers guide to the Galaxy.

I know its not a game or a movie, but it will be soon.
Too good to be left out.
 
"I want to be a pirate"
"I want to be a fireman"
"I want to kill you all!"

If you dont know where there from. You lose at the internet. :)
 
outpost233 said:
Pulp Fiction when he pulls up in the car and Marcellis Wallce walks by turns sees him and says "Mother F*cker" The way he said it was perfect. Almost everything in Pulp Fiction is a good line actually.
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My favorite part, for some reason, is when Marsellus tries to get up after being hit by the car and shoot Butch... but he's stumbling around and can't keep the gun still. So, he ends up shooting some innocent woman in the leg. I don't know why, but I laugh every time I see that.

Dulrough said:
Too good to be left out.
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Indeed, it is. That's why I have this sig.
 
"You know, the mahza, and the fahza. The fahza comes home and "I am the fahza, what is going on here?" and the mazha has been eating bon-bons. And the fahza says "I have a lot of money, because I am a bacon-bringer-homer." and the mahza says "I don't care, I've married well below my station in life." and the fahza says "you should not say that, that is an inside thought, not an outside thought" and the mahza says "I don't care because I went to the wine and cheese party and said bad things." You know, like a mahza!" - Goldmember
 
from life of brian:

Brian : I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur : I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.


Brian : I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian : What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian : Now, fcuk off!
[silence]
Arthur : How shall we fcuk off, O Lord?


Roy Batty, Bladerunner:

"I've done questionable things. ... Nothing the god of bio-mechanics wouldn't let you in heaven for."

Apocalypse Now:

Kilgore : You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
 
CptStern said:
from life of brian:
Brian : I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur : I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.
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Genius!
At the Reading festival, there's a tradition of crowds of people shouting "Bollocks!" - no idea why, but every year there's a new exciting variation on it, and one of the best ones was, in amidst these shouts of "Bollocks" someone just went:
"I'm Brian and so's my wife."​
Wet myself, I did.
 
el Chi said:
Genius!
At the Reading festival, there's a tradition of crowds of people shouting "Bollocks!" - no idea why, but every year there's a new exciting variation on it, and one of the best ones was, in amidst these shouts of "Bollocks" someone just went:
"I'm Brian and so's my wife."​
Wet myself, I did.
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heehee, another reason to visit the UK!
 
Life of brian, the matrix, pulp fiction, napoleon dynamite... robinhood men in tights... lotsa good quotes
 
loads and loads of quotes, but i've just bought myself the Fawlty Towers boxset..




German: Will you stop talking about the war!
Basil: Me? You started it!
German: We did not start it.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland!

-​


Mr J: Is there anywhere they do French food?
Basil: Yes, France, I believe. They seem to like it there. And the swim would certainly sharpen your appetite. You'd better hurry, the tide leaves in six minutes.

-​

Basil : ...Oh! Oh, I see!...It's my fault, is it?...Oh, of course, there I was thinking it was your fault because I left you in charge, or _Manuel's_ fault for not waking you, when all the time it was _my_ fault! Oh, it's so obvious now, I've seen the light! Ah well, I must be punished then, mustn't I? (slaps his bottom) You're a naughty boy Fawlty, don't do it again!

-​

Basil: Can't we get you on Mastermind, Sybil? Next contestant Sybil Fawlty from Torquay, special subject the bleeding obvious.

-​

Basil : "Right, right!! Just stay where you are, because obviously if there _was_ a fire you'd all be standing around here like this in the lobby, wouldn't you?...I don't know why we bother, we should let you all burn..."

-​

Mr H: Couldn't find the freeway. Had to take a little back street called the M5.
Basil: Well I'm sorry it wasn't wide enough for you. A lot of the English cars have steering wheels.


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quality :laugh:
 
Fawlty Towers was ammmaaazing!

I love that bit where Basil's trying to mime to Polly what that horse was called! "Bird Brain? Bat? Old Bat?"
 
I dont know the names even though i watched the film like 2 hours ago on TV - Mean Machine that is.

Mad prisoner - "Im gunna' blow your ****ing house up!"

Prison Guard - "No your not! By the time they've finished with you; you wont be able to blow your own ****ing nose"

Makes me laugh everytime and it just sticks in my head as does this

Meehan - "Stick that in your trophy cabinet!"

Oh and when meehan and the other inmate are fighting and drinking alchohol for every punch thrown and the other inmate says: (im not good with names)

Other inmate - "Im in 'ere for assault and battering..."

*meehan sparks him out*

Meehan - "Im in 'ere for drunken assault..."

I know this aint a film or game but it should be considered the legend of telly programs, of course, its Only Fools And Horses ;)

"E' who dares, wins" :D
 
The last line from Max Payne 2 that just about made me cry:

"Last night I dreamed of my wife. She was dead...but it was all right."
 
Haha..from Full Metal Jacket..there are so many
"Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!"
"Do you suck dicks private?" "No sir!" "Bullshit, you look like you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!"
 
Theres a lot of good quotes in Animal House.
 
I wonder why I remember it that way. Either way fits the beat, depending on how you emphasize the words/syllables.
 
Vigilante said:
dude..I dont think he says "mighty mighty cold"
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It only has one "mighty" he's singing it during a march.

"I don't know what I've been told, eskimo pussy is mighty cold."
 
Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead ****** storage"?

pulp fiction :D
 
moppe said:
I'm here to kill monsters and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum.
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The correct line is ;)

I'm here to kick ass and to chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum.

And it taken from the movie They Live directed by John Carpenter, a classic :laugh:
 
I can't believe Vigilante hasn't posted this one:

"The whistles go WHOOOOO!!! It's that wooo WOOO! You 'posed to be cooking breakfast or sumthin' and its like an alarm clock - wooo WOO!!!" - Bubb Rubb

"They just for dekurashun... that's it, that's all..." - Lil' Sis

And who can forget the Arnold one-liners. To add to the ones already posted:

*After Bennett is impelled with a broken gas pipe* "Blow off some steam, Bennett." - Arnold in Commando

"When death smiles in your face, all you can do is smile back." - Gladiator

"You tried hard and you failed miserably... lesson is: don't try." - Homer Simpson

There are some many other ones that I can't think of right now.
 
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