Cracked makes me cry.

[MFL]

Normally I find the guys at Cracked.com to have amazing senses of humor, but this... this is just tear-jerking blasphemous niche-genre offending crass underhanded piss-poor ass banditry:

 

[Dog--]

Posted in the image dump already.

 

[Emporius]

Wow.

Are you serious.

You're really that offended.

Good God.

 

[taviow]

wrong thread

 

[MFL]

No, Emporius, but it did seem like it, didn't it?

 

[PorkPi]

I don't get it.

 

[Danimal]

Normally I find the guys at Cracked.com to have amazing senses of humor, but this... this is just tear-jerking blasphemous niche-genre offending crass underhanded piss-poor ass banditry:

I think it's a joke about him being an MIT dork and stuff.

 

[MJ12]

It's a viral for Ep 3 because in Ep 3 you get blind by combine.

 

[Darkside55]

The suit compensates for his aim. The suit has ALWAYS compensated for his aim. Gordon cheats.

 

[Danimal]

Without the suit Gordon wouldn't be shit.

Frankly HL's hero is the ****ing suit.

Reminds me of the whole inanimate carbon rod scandal.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Take Valves cock out of you mouth and maybe it won't affend you as much.

 

[Danimal]

Take Valves cock out of you mouth and maybe it won't affend you as much.

Read threads kthx

No, Emporius, but it did seem like it, didn't it?

 

[Stigmata]

Without the suit Gordon wouldn't be shit.

Frankly HL's hero is the ****ing suit.

Reminds me of the whole inanimate carbon rod scandal.

It took me a full minute to realise you were referencing The Simpsons and not Half-Life.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

It took me a full minute to realise you were referencing The Simpsons and not Half-Life.

*extremely slow clap

 

[MFL]

Am I the only one who thinks your random MIT student would probably have better aim than a regular person?

 

[Raziaar]

Am I the only one who thinks your random MIT student would probably have better aim than a regular person?

That would be Virginia Tech.

 

[Stigmata]

That would be Virginia Tech.

 

[Danimal]

*extremely slow clap

You've been slowclapping a lot lately, like you're actually cool enough to, or something.

 

[Yorick]

That would be Virginia Tech.

Oh wow I lol'd a lot harder than I should have.

Am I the only one who thinks your random MIT student would probably have better aim than a regular person?

I'd be inclined to believe that too, given some of the MIT students I've met.

 

[Eejit]

Without the suit Gordon wouldn't be shit.

Frankly HL's hero is the ****ing suit.

Reminds me of the whole inanimate carbon rod scandal.

Reminds me of Earthworm Jim.

 

[Tyguy]

What they don't tell you is he shot 1 bullet, ran in front of it and cut it into pieces with a sword. Never doubt the Freeman

 

[smwScott]

His aim is really shoddy in the games though. Most of the automatics act more like hoses for a general area rather than precision firearms.

 

[Danimal]

Really?

Maybe you just suck and should stop spraying.

loljks

But seriously, what?

 

[smwScott]

Like the SMG in HL1 ... the accuracy is kinda everywhere. It's not a matter of skill, point the gun at a wall and fire a bit ... it's a pretty wide spread. At any kind of range it's hard to land consistent headshots with the thing. The SMG in HL2 isn't a whole lot better.

Not that it's a flaw, but the automatic weapons in the HL games have a pretty high spread. That's what I thought the joke was at first, then I realized it's because he's a nerd.

 

[Danimal]

Darkside actually got it right, imo, I think it's moreso because he wouldn't be in his HEV suit when at an NRA range, the suit itself doing most of the work for him anyway.

 

[lefty]

Who tries to get headshots with an SMG?

 

[Xevrex]

Who tries to get headshots with an SMG?

Conserves ammo quite well.

 

[morgs]

Maybe his vision was obscured by the HEV helmet?

 

[Danimal]

Oh I see what you did there.

 

[Kadayi]

That would be Virginia Tech.

There's a special place in hell reserved for you my bovine friend, right next to me for LOL at that one

 

[PorkPi]

I get it now it was from a photoshop gallery titled "what if video games were realistic". OP should've put that in the first place.