Cracker Jokes!

[Mellish]

Tell 'em!

Why was the broom late?
Because it overswept!

 

[Stigmata]

Who's white?

Mellish!

 

[losttheskyagain]

ZAM!

Nice one.

 

[MJ12]

The only CRACKER joke I know is-

Two Crackers are walking down the street, one gets asSALTED.


But that's really not appropriate.

 

[Sheepo]

Why do only crackers stay at the Ritz?

Spoiler

There is no punchline?

 

[The Brick]

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Spoiler

Red paint.

 

[Sam]

White man came across the sea,
He brought us pain and misery...

 

[Sheepo]

Name change alert!

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Cracker Jokes!

...oh the misery!

 

[The Monkey]

A white guy and a Mexican are crossing the street and gets run over. What is the result?

Spoiler

Crackers and beans.

 

[hool10]

This must occur in Lowell, MA if your not Cambodian/Portuguese or else they give you a look like "you gonna pull something on me"?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Kill whitey.

 

[Glirk Dient]

Why can't white people go swimming?

Cause crackers get soggy in water.

 

[Sheepo]

Why can't black people go swimming?

Cause they're black.

 

[Stigmata]

What's the difference between a black person and a hard drive?

A hard drive can read and write.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

What did a crack said to a crack?

Crack-crack.

 

[Robert-]

Actualy cracker joke:

What was the pirate movie rated?

Spoiler

ArRGgh!

 

[Kula Meenur]

Actualy cracker joke:

What was the pirate movie rated?

Spoiler

ArRGgh!

GTFO

Spoiler

lol jus joking

 

[Sulkdodds]

Who discovered Penicillin?

...Sir Alexander Fleming

Wait, that was the 'fun fact'.

 

[SpiderPig]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

How to you make a sausage roll?

Push it

Where does a general keep his armies?

Up his sleevies

 

[G(ordon)-man]

What is loud and green?

Froghorn

 

[Raziaar]

I didn't even know what the hell a cracker was until I looked it up just now.

 

[Nomad]

Shut the hell up, cracker.

 

[freakyflor]

I didn't even know what the hell a cracker was until I looked it up just now.

What is it?


EDIT: Got it.

 

[Dog--]

White man came across the sea,
He brought us pain and misery...

We fought him hard, we fought him well.
Out on the plains we gave him hell.

 

[Omnomnick]

I only just figured out this thread exists, and the crackers were yesterday.

Fail.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Two pirates were scrubbing the decks, one turns to the other and says "where's the soap?" the other says "yes it does!".




hehe :cheese:



/me runs

 

[evil^milk]

joke:how many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

none you moron, everyone knows midgets have night vision

How many Chinese based learning elephants can swim on a garden sled?

It doesn't matter because a large bookshelf eats twice in the evening and once in the morning.

If 3 bags of chips equal 12 dollars how can I smell what the Rock is cooking?

38 pigs in a blanket is more of a snack than a meal

 

[Adabiviak]

By cracker jokes, do you mean lame jokes or honky jokes?

 

[NeptuneUK]

^ both

 

[losttheskyagain]

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

 

[Adabiviak]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why the long face?"


...

 

[Stigmata]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"


...


"I lost."

 

[Insano]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The horse responds: "Shut your mouth, cracka!"

Edit:

...

 

[nurizeko]

Whats black and white and red all over?.





A white businessman caught in a drive-by shooting!.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.