Cracker Jokes

[Razor]

As it is officially Christmas day (in Australia), does anyone know any Christmas Cracker jokes or any jokes at all.

1) Did you hear the one about the magic train

Spoiler

It went down the tracks and turned into a field

 

[AudioStar]

As it is officially Christmas day (in Australia), does anyone know any Christmas Cracker jokes or any jokes at all.

1) Did you hear the one about the magic train

Spoiler

It went down the tracks and turned into a field

I'm asuming I'm completely confused, because of the fact I dont live in Australia...

 

[Exclamatio]

I'm asuming I'm completely confused, because of the fact I dont live in Australia...

its a play on words

think about the word turned and its meanings...

 

[Kristafon]

I understand it

A few of ones I made up-

What happend to the mobile phone that got caught in a printing press?

Spoiler

It got texted

Did you hear about the man who got shot while watching TV? He was looking at the news bullet in.

Why did the golfer go home?

Spoiler

He though it was his tea time

Did you hear about the extremly unreliable bomb used to rob jewelrey stores? its called diamonmite

Tommorow I will tell you some real ones

 

[Jimmeh]

All I know is that jokes from crackers make baby Jesus cry.

 

[oldagerocker]

lol Jokes from crackers make everyone cry...

 

[AcousticToad]

Whats green and smells?

Spoiler

The Incredible Hulks guff.

Now what the hell? Guff as in crotch?

 

[Burn]

Why do business men carry umbrellas?

Spoiler

Because Umbrellas cant walk

Bet it took some real talent to think that jem up. *groan*