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This person just jumped into the #halflife2 channel on Quakenet, spammed a HL2 spoiler and promptly got banned. He tends to do this several times a day. This time, I thought I'd have a little chat with him...
Warning - it's kind of long, and there may be some content that people find objectionably (no spoilers though)
(Pi|Mu|Rho): You know what's really funny? No-one actually believes you
(Nineteen84): its true ******
(Nineteen84): i have the script
(Pi|Mu|Rho): I don't care
(Pi|Mu|Rho): people don't believe you
(Nineteen84): <spoiler removed to protect the innocent>
(Nineteen84): that is from the script
(Pi|Mu|Rho): so?
(Nineteen84): I SPOILT HL2 FOR YOU!
(Pi|Mu|Rho): which part are you having trouble understanding?
(Nineteen84): does that make you sad?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): people don't believe you
(Pi|Mu|Rho): frankly, I couldn't give a flying ****
(Pi|Mu|Rho): oh noes! the plot is spoiled! Whatever am I going to do?
(Nineteen84): yeah, but when they play hl2 they will be like "OMG WHAT THAT GUY SAID IS TRUE HL2 IS SPOILT FOR ME
(("
(Pi|Mu|Rho): it's only a game
(Nineteen84): People take it seriously
(Nineteen84): it is spoilt
(Nineteen84): i have made manypeople sad today
(Pi|Mu|Rho): well, you'll never know, will you?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): heh, do you know how much reaction you got in #halflife2?
(Nineteen84): Lots
(Pi|Mu|Rho): None. Not a single comment
(Nineteen84): You sound like a ****** jew, sir
(Pi|Mu|Rho): is that supposed to be an insult?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): because frankly, I'm disappointed.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): but not overly surprised
(Nineteen84): do you consider it an insult to be called a ****** and a jew
(Nineteen84): ?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): obviously not. That should have been self-evident.
(Nineteen84): also, you are very upset because i have spoilt halflife2 for you
(Nineteen84): i can tell
(Pi|Mu|Rho): oh, of course. I forgot.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): despite the fact I read the same script as you when it came out
(Pi|Mu|Rho): but no, it must have been you that spoiled it.
(Nineteen84): i can tell that that is a lie
(Nineteen84): Also, you are a ****ing ******juden
(Pi|Mu|Rho): oh yes, I'm practically sobbing into my cornflakes here.
(Nineteen84): rifk, cornflakes
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Oh dear, that crap attempt at an insult again.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Really, you should try harder.
(Nineteen84): HOW ARE CORNFLAKESKEKS INSYUKTS?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): it wasn't supposed to be.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): unless, in some strange and bizarre way, you're offended by cornflakes.
(Nineteen84): I DONTNOT UNDERSTNAD YUO
(Nineteen84): I LOVEE CORNFLAKES
(Nineteen84): I USE THEM TO RAPE SMALL CHILDREN WITH
(Pi|Mu|Rho): nope, still crap.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): keep trying though.
(Nineteen84): YPO ARE TEH UNRAGEABLE
(Pi|Mu|Rho): whoa! I almost felt a mild itch that time
(Pi|Mu|Rho): keep going!
(Nineteen84): HABLA EPSNAÓL?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): No I don't, sorry.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Any other attempts? Because there's a few thousand other more important things I could be getting on with
(Nineteen84): what things do you like to do in your spare time>]#
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Killing the unworthy, smiting unbelievers, making trolls look stupid...
(Nineteen84): do you have a job/girl friend irl?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Aha! Now we're getting somewhere! The old troll trick question tactic. If I say yes, you'll say I'm lying. If I say no, you'll attempt another insult.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Good effort, though.
(Nineteen84): no, i would like to hear about what sort of job you do, and what your girlfriend looks like if you have one
(Nineteen84): or boyfriend, because thats ok too
(Pi|Mu|Rho): I think I'll pass, if it's all the same to you.
(Nineteen84): is your girl pretty?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Oh dear. Now you're just becoming tedious. I had such high hopes, too. I really thought you could pull yourself up from the foul ranks of most trolls and achieve a brief, shining moment.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): I shouldn't set my hopes so high.
(Nineteen84): WHAT DO YOU WANNT METO DO?
(Nineteen84): ASL
* Pi|Mu|Rho sighs and shakes head sadly
(Nineteen84): CAN YOU UNBAN ME FROM #HALFLIFE2
(Nineteen84): I WONT SPOIL HL2 ANY MORE
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Oh, nice try! A very bold attempt there. Strangely enough, though, I'm not convinced.
(Nineteen84): ban me if i do anything bad
(Pi|Mu|Rho): I already did.
(Nineteen84): UNBAN ME?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): No, sorry.
(Nineteen84): where are you from?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Oh please. Even you should know how to do a simple whois.
(Nineteen84): WHATS THAT?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Oh well.
(Nineteen84): IS IT PART OF MSN PLUS?
I ended the conversation at this point.
Warning - it's kind of long, and there may be some content that people find objectionably (no spoilers though)
(Pi|Mu|Rho): You know what's really funny? No-one actually believes you
(Nineteen84): its true ******
(Nineteen84): i have the script
(Pi|Mu|Rho): I don't care
(Pi|Mu|Rho): people don't believe you
(Nineteen84): <spoiler removed to protect the innocent>
(Nineteen84): that is from the script
(Pi|Mu|Rho): so?
(Nineteen84): I SPOILT HL2 FOR YOU!
(Pi|Mu|Rho): which part are you having trouble understanding?
(Nineteen84): does that make you sad?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): people don't believe you
(Pi|Mu|Rho): frankly, I couldn't give a flying ****
(Pi|Mu|Rho): oh noes! the plot is spoiled! Whatever am I going to do?
(Nineteen84): yeah, but when they play hl2 they will be like "OMG WHAT THAT GUY SAID IS TRUE HL2 IS SPOILT FOR ME
(("(Pi|Mu|Rho): it's only a game
(Nineteen84): People take it seriously
(Nineteen84): it is spoilt
(Nineteen84): i have made manypeople sad today
(Pi|Mu|Rho): well, you'll never know, will you?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): heh, do you know how much reaction you got in #halflife2?
(Nineteen84): Lots
(Pi|Mu|Rho): None. Not a single comment
(Nineteen84): You sound like a ****** jew, sir
(Pi|Mu|Rho): is that supposed to be an insult?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): because frankly, I'm disappointed.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): but not overly surprised
(Nineteen84): do you consider it an insult to be called a ****** and a jew
(Nineteen84): ?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): obviously not. That should have been self-evident.
(Nineteen84): also, you are very upset because i have spoilt halflife2 for you
(Nineteen84): i can tell
(Pi|Mu|Rho): oh, of course. I forgot.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): despite the fact I read the same script as you when it came out
(Pi|Mu|Rho): but no, it must have been you that spoiled it.
(Nineteen84): i can tell that that is a lie
(Nineteen84): Also, you are a ****ing ******juden
(Pi|Mu|Rho): oh yes, I'm practically sobbing into my cornflakes here.
(Nineteen84): rifk, cornflakes
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Oh dear, that crap attempt at an insult again.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Really, you should try harder.
(Nineteen84): HOW ARE CORNFLAKESKEKS INSYUKTS?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): it wasn't supposed to be.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): unless, in some strange and bizarre way, you're offended by cornflakes.
(Nineteen84): I DONTNOT UNDERSTNAD YUO
(Nineteen84): I LOVEE CORNFLAKES
(Nineteen84): I USE THEM TO RAPE SMALL CHILDREN WITH
(Pi|Mu|Rho): nope, still crap.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): keep trying though.
(Nineteen84): YPO ARE TEH UNRAGEABLE
(Pi|Mu|Rho): whoa! I almost felt a mild itch that time
(Pi|Mu|Rho): keep going!
(Nineteen84): HABLA EPSNAÓL?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): No I don't, sorry.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Any other attempts? Because there's a few thousand other more important things I could be getting on with
(Nineteen84): what things do you like to do in your spare time>]#
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Killing the unworthy, smiting unbelievers, making trolls look stupid...
(Nineteen84): do you have a job/girl friend irl?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Aha! Now we're getting somewhere! The old troll trick question tactic. If I say yes, you'll say I'm lying. If I say no, you'll attempt another insult.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Good effort, though.
(Nineteen84): no, i would like to hear about what sort of job you do, and what your girlfriend looks like if you have one
(Nineteen84): or boyfriend, because thats ok too
(Pi|Mu|Rho): I think I'll pass, if it's all the same to you.
(Nineteen84): is your girl pretty?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Oh dear. Now you're just becoming tedious. I had such high hopes, too. I really thought you could pull yourself up from the foul ranks of most trolls and achieve a brief, shining moment.
(Pi|Mu|Rho): I shouldn't set my hopes so high.
(Nineteen84): WHAT DO YOU WANNT METO DO?
(Nineteen84): ASL
* Pi|Mu|Rho sighs and shakes head sadly
(Nineteen84): CAN YOU UNBAN ME FROM #HALFLIFE2
(Nineteen84): I WONT SPOIL HL2 ANY MORE
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Oh, nice try! A very bold attempt there. Strangely enough, though, I'm not convinced.
(Nineteen84): ban me if i do anything bad
(Pi|Mu|Rho): I already did.
(Nineteen84): UNBAN ME?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): No, sorry.
(Nineteen84): where are you from?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Oh please. Even you should know how to do a simple whois.
(Nineteen84): WHATS THAT?
(Pi|Mu|Rho): Oh well.
(Nineteen84): IS IT PART OF MSN PLUS?
I ended the conversation at this point.
