Crappy Games!

[Warbie]

I personally dislike Halo alot. Sure it's THE best FPS on console currently, but damn..that doesn't make it good. That's like saying dog shit is the best tasting of all the animal shits....does it make it good, though? No.

:thumbs:

 

[Bad^Hat]

That's a pretty smelly comparison tbh.

 

[ríomhaire]

THE best FPS on console

Half-Life 2, Half-Life 1, Red Faction.

 

[Warbie]

Half-Life 2, Half-Life 1, Red Faction.

Blimey - out of all the decent console fps you could have picked. Red Faction?!

 

[Asknoone]

I rather agree with Warbie. There's so many console shooters that trounce Red Faction.

 

[Evo]

I liked Red Faction for the GeoMod stuff :dork:

 

[Krynn72]

GeoMod > *

I had sooooo much fun with that game because of the destructible environments.

 

[tehsolace]

Halo was real cool... but jesus christ the gameplay was SOOO repetitive. How many times can a solider be temporarily enclosed in a room/tight space and be bombarded with a group of enemies one by one over and over again? There was almost no story-line involved and no thinking required.

 

[Jintor]

No, there was a storyline. But it was, like you said, a non-thinking storyline.

It was for people who just want to sit down and mindlessly kill things that flash neon colours.

 

[NightBlade]

the reason the GOW was so good and still is, is because it did everything good really solidly.

 

[Headcrab Pie]

How exactly is Oblivion crap? Its my 2nd favorite game. 1st is the Half lifes.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I've played Halo at my friends ALOT, it isn't as good as people say. It is shit.

The only decent thing about Halo is the story. Interactivity, Vehicular Control, Multiplayer, Repetitive Level Design, Master Chiefs Stupid voice, are all crap.

 

[i am HOLLYWOOD]

I don't really see why everyone has made a whipping boy out of Halo. . . and Halo2 for that matter. Really i thought they were both pretty good offline and on. . .

I think what bother's ppl about it is the speed of the game is alot lower than that of Half-life or UT games. it didn't really bother me tho.
The way vehicles were incorportated was really awsome i thought. In Half Life2 it was like "okay, here's a driving section." where as in Halo (at least imo) i felt that it was stremlined together a bit. That and co-op is a blast. yes, there's some gay weapons in it (tickle gun anyone?), but other than that i can't find anything horribly wrong with it : /

 

[Jintor]

I don't really see why everyone has made a whipping boy out of Halo. . . and Halo2 for that matter. Really i thought they were both pretty good offline and on. . .

I think what bother's ppl about it is the speed of the game is alot lower than that of Half-life or UT games. it didn't really bother me tho.
The way vehicles were incorportated was really awsome i thought. In Half Life2 it was like "okay, here's a driving section." where as in Halo (at least imo) i felt that it was stremlined together a bit. That and co-op is a blast. yes, there's some gay weapons in it (tickle gun anyone?), but other than that i can't find anything horribly wrong with it : /

It's the gaming equivilant of 300, but less gory and awesome.

It's still pretty good though.

 

[mastag]

I like Halo.



*forum flogs mastag to death.*

 

[Asknoone]

The only decent thing about Halo is the story. Interactivity, Vehicular Control, Multiplayer, Repetitive Level Design, Master Chiefs Stupid voice, are all crap.

k so I'm no Halo fan and I agree with all points but like, the Warthog controls perfectly..

 

[Jintor]

It's a bit floaty tbh. All the vehicles are, even on maps supposedly on Earth.

 

[ktimekiller]

Painkiller was stupid as hell. It was a unreal tourny wanna be, with crap story and dialog. Noone plays online also.

 

[Que-Ever]

...I stand by my previous statement.

 

[Asknoone]

It's a bit floaty tbh. All the vehicles are, even on maps supposedly on Earth.

I'm talking about Halo 1....Halo 2 controls blew.

 

[Jintor]

Oh. Halo 1 is a distant memory for me.

I do remember floaty warthogs though.

/EDIT Sorry, Pumas.

 

[AmishSlayer]

Wow, who would've thought there'd EVER be Halo hating. This is real original. It's practically a weekly tradition here :|

You all find a thread that could possibly be used to bash Halo and grab torches and pitchforks, gather 'round the Lounge going, "RABBLE RABBLE HALO SUCKS RABBLE RABBLE!"

Let's try something new or remotely original :|

 

[Asknoone]

Since when was the translation of praise a compliment? Perhaps if you'd read properly it said "Halo 1 vehicle controls perfectly."

 

[Jintor]

Wow, who would've thought there'd EVER be Halo hating. This is real original. It's practically a weekly tradition here :|

You all find a thread that could possibly be used to bash Halo and grab torches and pitchforks, gather 'round the Lounge going, "RABBLE RABBLE HALO SUCKS RABBLE RABBLE!"

Let's try something new or remotely original :|

Hey, I don't hate it. It's just far from perfect, that's all.

 

[Steven]

dog shit is the best tasting of all the animal shits

D:

 

[Dalamari]

I personally think dog shit is the best tasting of all the animal shits.

Wrong, rabbit shit, it's like little Dippin' Dots

 

[Hypnosos]

Sonic The Hedgehog for the 360 and PS3 redefined what "crappy" is really all about.

Didn't play Halo all that much, cause I got so tired of everything about it I didn't even make it through the main storyline and didn't even try the multiplayer... that put me off Halo for a long time... maybe forever.

 

[CptStern]

Wow, who would've thought there'd EVER be Halo hating. This is real original. It's practically a weekly tradition here :|

You all find a thread that could possibly be used to bash Halo and grab torches and pitchforks, gather 'round the Lounge going, "RABBLE RABBLE HALO SUCKS RABBLE RABBLE!"

Let's try something new or remotely original :|

while I dont think Halo is neccessarily a crappy game however I never finished Halo 2 because I was bored out of my mind by mid way

crappy games:

Medal of Honor: Frontlines ..god what a crappy sequel
Rainbow6 lockdown/all other expansions since raven shield ...I swear it was slapped together in a single weekend, it's that bad
Judge Dread, PSone ..holy crap one of the crappiest licensed games I've ever played
Fight Club, xbox ...what a boring button mashing game ..my friend and I were bored by the first 30 mins
Breed: halo ripoff without the polish and tons and tons of bugs
Boiling Point: the best crappy game ever ..a real gem covered by lots of turd

 

[Asknoone]

Pariah is a crappy game. Needs a mention.

 

[Warbie]

I agree about MoH - the entire series is a generic pile of poo. Sonic on the DS also deserves a mention. How could Sega take a 2d Sonic game and come up with something so different and inferior to the original?

 

[Xendance]

I agree mostly.

I disagree voilently. I hated Harry Potter.

 

[Warbie]

Unreal 2. Unreal still remains one of the most breathtaking moments in pc gaming to me. Stepping off the ship into the world for the first time was staggering. The sequel ... oh dear :/

 

[Doppelgofer]

unreal 2 was a shitter of a dissapointment

altered beast for the mega drive was the equivalent to getting your grandads ashes, adding them to your favourite yoghurt and eating it all naked in front of a thousand people

chaser was as entertaining as pinging dog shit off a bridge with a spoon

mortal kombat 4 was like ripping off your right arm and replacing it with salary. ha salary arm cry the neighbours kids in your direction

midtown madness 2....erm....

resident evil code veronica x on the ps2 was like having mash potato but when you look down at your plate expecting mash potato, you get a small albino child kicking the shit out of a ferrett

quake 4 was like going back in time a decade and making a fry up, storing it in a place noone would EVER find it, going forward in time to the present, finding it where you hid the bastard and taking one bite of the maggot infested sausage and vomitting for several hours onto a leather setee complete with your entire family

splinter cell double agent on pc ran like an elephants cock on standby

theres an endless list of shit games out there. i'll add more once i can be assed to remember them

 

[Doppelgofer]

...oh and halo was purely like tom arnold

a washed up no good failure worthy of execution

 

[Asknoone]

Quake 4 was horrible. Really, really horrible.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Oblivion (and shivering isles, I mean what kind of shit was that ending, I'm not evne that big of a lore buff and I know thats crap) , gears of war, lost planet, halo 2, quake 4, runescape, saints row, and the list goes on.

 

[Warbie]

GoW and Saint's Row? You my friend have no taste!

I can understand someone not being blown away by these, but naming in the 'crappy games' thread is a little silly.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

GoW and Saint's Row? You my friend have no taste!

I can understand someone not being blown away by these, but naming in the 'crappy games' thread is a little silly.

Well, Saints row because I found its story too genaric, and the locations way to bland, plus the music was all bleah. And don't get me wrong, Gears is fun, the chainsawing is so awesome, but it gets repatitive, I don't have xbox live gold, and I can't be bothered to try and finish on Insane. I'm not a hardcore gamer.

 

[Warbie]

That's a little like criticising CS because it's crap playing offline with bots.

I see what you mean about Saint's Row - there certainly could have been improvements - but I still think it bettered GTA in many areas.

 

[Tagaziel]

Oblivion was already posted.

I'll say that... S.T.A.L.K.E.R.:Shadow of Chernobyl is a crappy game, but only when compared to S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Oblivion Lost, the game we've been promised.

Other than that, I'm getting my Collector's Edition (you know, rusty metal box, Zone map, guide to the game etc.) on Friday or this Monday.