Craziest incident at Wal-Mart..

[ailevation]

this morning me and my brother went to walmart to pick up some food, shopping for my mom, after we got all our stuff, we decided to take it to the self check out lane since there were lines at the regular registers. Anyways, while standing in line, i looked over my shoulder and realized an old lady standing behind me and my brother in line, and she was crying her eyes out...so being the nice people that we were, we turned around and asked her what was wrong, she said that my brother looked EXACTLY like her grandson, who was diagnosed with a terminal illness just yesturday...so we paid for our stuff and decided to jus stay and talk to her for a while and get her to stop crying, i mean after all, she looked as if she was 80! it was really kinda sad...so after talking to her for about 10 minutes or so, she was getting into all these details about how her grandson was like, and it was probably the saddest thing ive ever heard. My brother who had a couple of bucks on him decided to offer to pay for her groceries as a nice gesture, only to realize that she had no groceries...

she then grabbed our groceries that we had just bought and took off running! so me and my brother just looked at each other like wtf!? and then took off after her, then my brother caught up to her and tackled her in the parking lot, and started pulling on her leg.....just like im pulling yours april fools

 

[Dalamari]

God damnit...I ain't even gonna lie,you had me

 

[Ikerous]

you're going to april fools hell.

 

[Raziaar]

I actually had this happen to me! ITS NOT FUNNY.

 

[Ikerous]

I actually had this happen to me! ITS NOT FUNNY.

You died of a terminal illness? Or one of your grandchildren did? Or did an old lady steal your groceries? Or have you had to tackle and old woman? ****ing antecedents :|

 

[Raziaar]

You died of a terminal illness? Or one of your grandchildren did? Or did an old lady steal your groceries? Or have you had to tackle and old woman? ****ing antecedents :|

I had a decrepit old lady rob me blind!

 

[OvA]

I had a decrepit old lady rob me blind!

And it was at that point you gave up prostitution forever.

 

[Qonfused]

I've heard this joke before. But it still got me.

 

[bvasgm]

nice one ailevation, I'm with Dalamari, I'm not gonna deny it, you really had me going.

 

[Mutley]

Got me good.

 

[giant384]

hehe nice you got me even though i kind thought it was when you said she took off running

 

[OvA]

I was got.

 

[pomegranate]

This is a shit kind of April Fool's. Why? Because you're telling us something which is, up to the very end, reasonably plausible, and then going 'ah, got you, I was just lying'. The point is to fool us by getting us to believe something completely unlikely. Otherwise, how are we fooled exactly?

 

[Raziaar]

See... its the perfect time of year to do my werewolf story! If only I had made better footprints.

 

[xombine]

Please die, ailevation.

 

[KagePrototype]

that was awesome

 

[NotATool]

This is a shit kind of April Fool's. Why? Because you're telling us something which is, up to the very end, reasonably plausible, and then going 'ah, got you, I was just lying'. The point is to fool us by getting us to believe something completely unlikely. Otherwise, how are we fooled exactly?

I don't know where you live but here it's generally fairly uncommon for 80 year olds to steal people's groceries.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

hahaha i opened this thread while on the phone so i saw the replies before main post, but great thread nonetheless. The reactions crack me up, lighten up dear me! April fools is a fun day, you guys got tricked when you were younger and again and you are sore admit it!

Please die, ailevation.

Wet towel.

 

[Naudian]

Ha!

As soon as the story started I realized it could easily be an april fools...but then it was really believable, and it only became unbelievable in really small amounts with each new scene, so you had me right up to the part where she ran off with the groceries, lol well done...bastard.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Ah you **** ya got me.. but it's nearly 3AM for me

 

[JNightshade]

Ah damn, you got me

 

[Yuri]

That was a pretty good one

Although, I accidentally scrolled down, so you didn't get me... but you probably would've.

 

[Brazooka]

I hope the old lady finds you and kick the living sh*t out of u! Got me, bastard...

 

[Dog--]

Your story reminded me of this.

 

[ailevation]

Your story reminded me of this.

LOLZ! Hl2.net got pwned.

 

[Boogymanx]

You had me big time!

 

[JFry]

Of all the april fools crap thats been posted here this year I think this is the only good one. Bravo!

 

[ríomhaire]

You got me good.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

you're going to april fools hell.

Limbo? Or is there a seperate place for this kind of stuff?

 

[pomegranate]

I don't know where you live but here it's generally fairly uncommon for 80 year olds to steal people's groceries.

To clarify, 'up to the very end' meant that I was excluding that part.

 

[Jintor]

Oh lol. You got me.