Crazy Frog is censored... Well most of it.

Axyon said:
He must die a slow and painful death. Yes.
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There are a number of things that i would like to do to him, and they all involve, at some point (eventually), the use of guns. :sniper:
For instance:

Lock him in a room, with a one way window to view him. Then, through a set of speakers (protected by mesh fencing) play every crappy irritating voice based ringtone in existence (at this point you may want to confiscate all shoelaces and belts he has).
Let off flashbang grenades in the room for about an hour, or unitl you are bored.
Then, subject him to every manufactured pop band of the last 5 years, followed by every heavy death metal slit-your-own-throat track from the same time span. now you can shoot him.

but Jamster? oh, ho ho, Jamster...
same thing, but they will be fed many small plastic representations of their favourite frog in between tracks.
 
cabbs said:
There are a number of things that i would like to do to him, and they all involve, at some point (eventually), the use of guns. :sniper:
For instance:

Lock him in a room, with a one way window to view him. Then, through a set of speakers (protected by mesh fencing) play every crappy irritating voice based ringtone in existence (at this point you may want to confiscate all shoelaces and belts he has).
Let off flashbang grenades in the room for about an hour, or unitl you are bored.
Then, subject him to every manufactured pop band of the last 5 years, followed by every heavy death metal slit-your-own-throat track from the same time span. now you can shoot him.

but Jamster? oh, ho ho, Jamster...
same thing, but they will be fed many small plastic representations of their favourite frog in between tracks.
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Minus the death metal comment, that sounds like a plan :D
 
This problem could easily be solved with a box of hand grenades!
 
kirovman said:
As someone said before (but I can't seem to find it):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4210407.stm

I thought it was pretty funny years ago as the racing car when I was younger, but now I'm older and miserable, and what relevance to the noise does a frog have to things?

Society's gone to shit, I'm going to find an intellectually stimulating country to live in. And not one ruled by the tabloids.
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Yeah, what happened to the red racing car :P

It's always kinda sad when the popular world start raving about things that you heard years before. Or maybe it's me that's sad for knowing about the stuff in the first place, teehee.
 
It is a blue frog that pretends to rev a two-stroke engine and you can have it as a ring tone but it has been advertised on TV over and over and over...
 
Man this frog sounds like one thing i dont want to be imported here. For once i feel very happy that i dont know what you guys are talking about.
 
CrazyHarij said:
Go Sweden! :D
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hmmm sweeden created it?

[SARCASM]maybe its time for North Korea to do us a favor for once...[/SARCASM]

kidding people...​
 
they got that new, yellow bird now.

these ringtone maniacs are seriously getting on my nerves. lol
 
bliink said:
This problem could easily be solved with a box of hand grenades!
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Every problem can be solved with a box of handgrenades. It's magic!
 
I saw an ad. There is now a Crazy Frog In Love. I hate Jamster soooooo much. There is now a ringtone ad 20 times a break on good channles. And they are retarded, on the Irish ones they say "For just 3 yoyos a month." It's euros you stupid fagots
 
Tv is shit so I don't watch it much, so ive only seen it once or twice :) I feel lucky
 
Lets think back. What started this off? I think it was Rat Buster.
 
You're lucky you don't live in Wales. The crazy frog is on 3 times pretty much every break inbetween simpsons and friends episodes.

I pretty much throw the remote control at the screen everytime I see it now, it's stupid.
 
I heard another crazy frog ringtone, except that this one was interupted halfway through its kerraziness because it was flushed down a toilet. indeed. personally, i think the hand grenades would be more suitable. or the shotgun.
 
Can somebudy explain what bloody frog you're talking about?
 
The_Monkey said:
Can somebudy explain what bloody frog you're talking about?
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Just be thankful your mind hasn't been polluted by it.
 
KoreBolteR said:
they got that new, yellow bird now.

these ringtone maniacs are seriously getting on my nerves. lol
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I maybe small...

I maybe sweet...

But baby, I know how to move my feet

*cue cheesy dance music*
 
Hey, I'd rather have that wee bird than that fecking frog.
 
Shens said:
Yes he does in fact. It has been on television for a pretty long time now.

But because I'm in the States I haven't seen it....yet.
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Oh man I hear it all the time and I'm in Arizona. Comedy Central keeps putting the commercials on OVER AND OVER AND OVER. I hate it.
 
It's sad how the creator isn't getting rich of this =/ If I was him (and trust me, i'm glad i'm not!) I would of asked for a bigger paycheck or I won't do it.
 
It makes me wish everyone had the nokia ringtone again.
This is fun, we had a guest speaker in the school and the first thing he said was
"Turn of your phones, I'm sick of that damn frog."
 
I hate all those commercials. The frog one, the bird one and the annoying rhino one that's supose to be a rapper. Take them off the freaking air already. I can't believe people actually buy that garbage.
 
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