CS:GO Key Giveaway – Create A ValveTime Tagline

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Valvetime.net - After 10,000 years in development

valvetime.net - At least we have 200 likes on facebook
 
ValveTime- These people do not have a calendar.
ValveTime- We do not know how to do quickly. But do our best quality.
ValveTime- Our site is something done on time? Then you have the wrong address.
p.s sorry for my english
 
"The Same News You Get Anywhere Else... Only Better"
"Please contact Munro directly and frequently if you require any forum assistance"
"Gabe filters our email addresses"
"Welcome to ValveTime. Now get out."
"Half-Life 3 is hats. Nothing but hats. Don't get excited."
 
"Valvetime~Put down the crowbar, put on your hat, finish your cake, and the news shall come"
 
"Valvetime.net - It's only a model"
"Valvetime.net - Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "
"Valvetime.net - Now with 100% beef"
 
"Illegal in seven countries; mandatory in four"
"More popular than Dota"
"News here!"
 
"No word yet on Ricochet 2"
"The Bottom of the Internet"
"(TM)"
"I've seen games you people wouldn't believe..."
"Not Even Once."
"(to the tune of Nardwuar's Theme Song)"
"We're paid exceptionally well for what we do."
"Just say 'Yes!' to ValveTime! [Spacebar: SAY YES]"
 
"Valvetime.net - Rest assured, Stigmata will come up with another tagline."
 
"It's cool for us to make fat jokes. No, really."

"Better than r/gaming, worse than 4chan"

"From the makers of ValveTime.net"

"The Konami code does not work here."
 
ValveTime - Gaming is a dish best served cold.
 
Valvetime.net-- Up-to-date news on your Rebel scum descendants' most anticipated titles!
Or
Valvetime.net-- with every article a pig gets closer to its wings.
 
Valvetime - The old site was Halflife2.net....we don't go there anymore.
 
"Someone got their panties in bunch and downvoted all of the reasonable suggestions. - Valvetime.net"
 
Welcome to ValveTime.net. It's timer here.
 
Time,Mr.Freeman?Is it really that ValveTime again?
It seems as if you've only just arrived,and yet time flew by while you were observing the forums...
 
Valvetime.net: When patience is the only episode left.
 
Here's my submission

bringing now to the future since 1996

Fact:
VALVe was founded in 1996 by former Microsoft employees Gabe Newell aNd Mike Harrington
 
"ValveTime - We wish we could do more than keep an eye on Valve"

Everybody knows who told that :)
 
ValveTime - we are here not drink beer​
ValveTime - it's time to play​
It's funny to listen to and read other news, if valvetime near you​
 
ValveTime.net -- You can't make puns on "halflife2" now, so no more posting "helplife2.net" advice threads, you sad, sad people
 
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