Current Catch Phrases

[Burn]

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

 

[TinyKilbasa]

See Sig...

 

[bliink]

Who else says coolies? Just me?

haha.. yeah me too lol.. I'm stuck saying "coolies" at everything.

 

[burnzie]

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Thats a rather dramatic catchphrase...

 

[Viperidae]

"Because you touch yourself at night."

"Umm... it was you!"

Long live Family Guy.

 

[Icarusintel]

"Get your damn chin in"
"Nasty Rats"
and "You're boned"
hmmm... i hear those and say those a lot... maybe that's just me

 

[kaf11]

I hate fake spanish catchphrases
"No problemo"
"Exactomundo"
"Comprende?"
"Vaya con dios"
I hate them.
Catchprase I get a kick out of?
"I wanna dip my balls in it!"

the state rocks.

 

[Danimal]

"Hello"
"How are you?"
"Oh, I am fine"
"Ok."

 

[Razor]

"Hello"
"How are you?"
"Oh, I am fine"
"Ok."

What a boring guy you are, at least the others made an effort to be funny.

 

[el Chi]

Little Britain.... :hmph:

Exactly.

"Duffman says a lotta things. Ooooh yeeeah!"
I just love talking in the third person. Very funny.

"Double gin please."
Also a good phrase.

 

[KoreBolteR]

"hehe, youve been fcuking assraped"

"oh, whatever trevor"...

little britain is nothing special, they repeat the same jokes everyweek tbh.

 

[^Ben]

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

 

[el Chi]

little britain is nothing special, they repeat the same jokes everyweek tbh.

Same with most sketch shows. Except Big Train and Smack the Pony. The Fast Show carried it off really well though:
"Me? The 13th duke of Windsor, here, in a young ladies' finishing school at 2 in the morning with a large bottle of brandy - with my reputation? Chocs away..."
Except funnier.
The one positive thing I'll say about Little Britain is that it's not afraid to be politically incorrect, and that's a good thing, in many ways.

 

[Jintor]

Uh...

"Don't call me Rimmer. You always accent the Rim. Makes me sound like a toilet bowl disinfectant"

and

"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem. Ohhhhh yeeaaahh!"

 

[Edcrab]

Uh...

"Don't call me Rimmer. You always accent the Rim. Makes me sound like a toilet bowl disinfectant"

and

"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem. Ohhhhh yeeaaahh!"

Red Dwarf = win.

...wait, actually, "=win" is probably my catchphrase, since I abuse it more often then conjunctive terminology and the other throwaway statements that define my persona. Admittedly I ripped the idea off some other guy who I haven't seen online in years. SUBPOENA BABY! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!

That Simpsons episode was aired in the UK last week- one of the few times that I've laughed at it in recent times. These days it just feels so tired...

 

[AmishSlayer]

"I'm not even mad...that's amazing" - Ron Burgundy

"Hiooo! Hioooo! ....I am very aroused" - Another Anchorman quote

"On a scale of 1 to gay....that's pretty high up there" - Me

"Your motha!" - Carl on Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"ANTI TACO LEGISLATION! DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM!" - Turkitron ATHF

"That last bite...it reminds me of A SEVERELY LONG STORY!" - Turkitron ATHF

 

[Kangy]

I dunno, I've been saying "seppukunowkthxbai" a fair bit.

 

[Spectre01]

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!"
"Dis sh*t is whack!"
"ph33r ma m4d skillz!"

 

[Razor]

There was a very funny line in the first episode of season 8 of Red Drawf, where they fly up the rats arse and Kryton says "I hope the police don't catch us, they hate it when you're rat arsed". That had me in stitches for the next 3 hours

 

[The Brick]

I got a funny little penis-song in my head. Some cs:s player sung (to sing) that to me when he was mad at me for using the auto-sniper for a round It is just soo funny...

 

[pomegranate]

"oh, whatever trevor"...

YEAH I say that too! You into Ian Dury perhaps?

Oh, and something I've been trying to use:
"boner time!"

 

[Bad^Hat]

A friend and I will go out of our way to quote Bill Hicks at any given time.

"Anyone... DUMB ENOUGH (we say this part simultaneously)... to wanna be in the military should be allowed in."

"Yesterday some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftsbury!"

"It's hard being on the road, always moving. It's gonna take a very special woman. Or... just a bunch of average ones."

"I've never laid eyes on a Gideon. What are they, ninjas? Where are they from, Gidea?"

Etc.

 

[CrazyHarij]

"Lightning bolt, lightning bolt!"

 

[NeptuneUK]

"shifty eyes" *spoken while doing shifty eyes* ¬_¬

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

"****ing YES!" when something works

"you egregious little bucket of shite" when something doesn't.

 

[burner69]

A friend and I will go out of our way to quote Bill Hicks at any given time.

Gets on knees.

Bill Hicks is a God.

"People say smoking marajuana makes you amotivated... LIE! When you're high you can do everything just as well as normal, you just realise it's not worth the effort... Sure, I could get up at seven, go to a job that I hate.... for the rest of my life *Tokes* Or I could get up at noon And learn to play the sitar

RIP Bill

 

[Ennui]

Gets on knees.

Bill Hicks is a God.

"People say smoking marajuana makes you amotivated... LIE! When you're high you can do everything just as well as normal, you just realise it's not worth the effort... Sure, I could get up at seven, go to a job that I hate.... for the rest of my life *Tokes* Or I could get up at noon And learn to play the sitar

RIP Bill

Bill is truely the man.

"Say you get in a car accident, and you've been smoking pot. You're only going four miles an hour. Vroom... CRASH. Shit, we hit something. Forgot to open the garage door, man. We got to get the garage door open so Domino's knows we're home!"

"It's like God, on the seventh day, looked down on his creation and said, "There it is. My creation. Perfect and holy in all ways. Now, I can rest... Oh my me. I left ****ing pot everywhere. I should never have smoked that joint on the third day. Shit. If I leave pot everywhere, that's gonna give people the impression they're supposed to use it. Shit. Now I have to create Republicans.""

 

[el Chi]

"What? I'm called Achilles and I have an Achilles heel!? I'll be a laughing stock!"

"If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid."

 

[kirovman]

Urgh, friggin little britain. Funny for a while, then all it becomes is the same characters in slightly different circumstances, and you just sit there waiting for the same damn catchphrase that was funny perhaps the first four or five times you heard it.

Not big, not clever, not original.

Nah, I don't see what the attraction to Little Britain is either. Thought the wheelchair guy was funny, for the first few times, but then, it got boring and seemed they are trying to rip off league of gentlemen a bit, especially with their man-woman characters.

I have a a few catchphrases in my head from comedy sketch show Big Train

"Merry Christmas...You Fat-Handed Twat!"

"That thing about the bodyguards...was that some sort of reference to me not being married? Because if you say anything about me not married I'll put your ****ing head through the wall!"

and when the guy is trying to pass off someone else's opinion as his own, someone else disagrees:
"Hahahaha, you clown! You idiot! I hate you, I hate you! Hahaha!"

Not really a catchphrase as such, but I've always fancied saying that when I disagree with someone

Anyway, for anyone disappointed with Little Britain, I recommend Big Train.

 

[PvtRyan]

"Duffman, can't breathe... ooohhhhh yeaaah!!"

 

[Bad^Hat]

Gets on knees.

Bill Hicks is a God.

"People say smoking marajuana makes you amotivated... LIE! When you're high you can do everything just as well as normal, you just realise it's not worth the effort... Sure, I could get up at seven, go to a job that I hate.... for the rest of my life *Tokes* Or I could get up at noon And learn to play the sitar

RIP Bill

Wow, best quote ever and I forgot it. Me and friend will make that sitar sound just for kicks

Also, Chandler Bing -

"Tangelo?"

 

[el Chi]

I have a a few catchphrases in my head from comedy sketch show Big Train

"Merry Christmas...You Fat-Handed Twat!"

"That thing about the bodyguards...was that some sort of reference to me not being married? Because if you say anything about me not married I'll put your ****ing head through the wall!"

and when the guy is trying to pass off someone else's opinion as his own, someone else disagrees:
"Hahahaha, you clown! You idiot! I hate you, I hate you! Hahaha!"

I love the one where Simon Pegg's trying to teach his son how to ride a bike - it's so ridiculous!
"Ah, no. You see what you did wrong there was you caught on fire. Don't catch fire."

I like the Flamenco dancing bomb disposal unit. Kirovman'll know what I mean, right?

 

[burner69]

Wow, best quote ever and I forgot it. Me and friend will make that sitar sound just for kicks

*Daooown da dooown da da da, Daooown da doooown da da da*

We should just start a Bill Hicks worship thread, blatently.

Incidently, on the subject of decent comedy; Brass eye/ Jam, anyone?

 

[Murray_H]

Incidently, on the subject of decent comedy; Brass eye/ Jam, anyone?

Watched brasseye again on dvd today, the whole thing is inspired but the paedophile special is fantastic!

 

[el Chi]

Jam was terrifying, from what I saw. <Shudders>

BrassEye was absolutely f*cking superb. Paedophiles sharing chromosomes with crabs, Milli-Paed and cake. Great stuff.
Chris Morris is doing a new show with Charlie Brooker which looks interesting.

The Mighty Boosh. THAT'S an awesome comedy show, if you have the patience and peculiar sense of humour.
"If you need something stronger, I've got a picture of an otter wearing a bib."

"He'd better be a good musician, he looks like a paedophile."

 

[Chris D]

"Thank you for calling [company where I work] you're through to Chris on Team 3; I apologise for any inconvenience you've had getting through to us today; have you called any of our lines before?"

Pffffft.

 

[el Chi]

What the Devil are you on about, Chris?

 

[Dr. Freeman]

"Lightning bolt, lightning bolt!"

classic!

What the Devil are you on about, Chris?

he just had a tough day at the office

 

[ríomhaire]

"The Vortigaunt Revolution"
Please join.

 

[kirovman]

I love the one where Simon Pegg's trying to teach his son how to ride a bike - it's so ridiculous!
"Ah, no. You see what you did wrong there was you caught on fire. Don't catch fire."

I like the Flamenco dancing bomb disposal unit. Kirovman'll know what I mean, right?

Lol yeah I know exactly what you're talking about.