Darkseid chews gum and it's GROSS. No really, he told me.

[Sheepo]

Woah, woah. Bad breath is no joke.

You are one to criticize. Look at this thread title:

Darkseid chews gum and it's GROSS. No really, he told me.

No offense, but I'd guess you were a kindergarten schoolgirl.

This is your thread topic:

Chewing gum is bothering you and you just can't take it anymore! Holy ****ing shit would you get a load of yourself.

My disgust with disease gives me character - it is my character. It isn't a flaw for you to criticize.

I've got an idea, how about you make a website where you talk about how your opinions and ideas are the only right ones, and everyone else's are wrong. But Maddox beat you to it, prick.

I know you're mostly kidding, but jeez

 

[Darkside55]

**** you and the unicorn you rode in on. .

MAN WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE HATING ON UNICORNS LATELY

 

[Eejit]

Did HL2.net members lose their virginity or what?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

UNFFFFFFFFFFF VIRUS YOU SLUUUUUUUT I BREED MY YOUNGLINGS JUST TO INCONVENIENCE YOOOOOOOU

 

[Gemma]

I only entered this thread because i'm chewing gum and only have this to say...

*SNIP*

I actually did. :\

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

What's gum? Sorry, I'm Irish.

 

[Qonfused]

I only carry gum on me for the whole breath thing. Why not breath mints? Gum is more fun.

 

[VirusType2]

I know you're mostly kidding, but jeez

But you've changed.

I think I know why. It's because of a girl. The reason for all the worlds wars, perhaps.

 

[Maestro]

MAN WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE HATING ON UNICORNS LATELY

I DUNNO, BUT I THINK IT'S PRETTY MANLY TO RIDE IN ON A HORSE WITH A ****ING SPIKE GROWING OUT OF ITS FACE.

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT, HOW IS IT NOT MANLY?

 

[jet_porkins]

Look what this thread is doing to us.

It's tearing us apart.

;(

 

[Maestro]

**** you, girly-man.

Go ride a Unicorn, maybe some of its masculinity will diffuse into you.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

Look what this thread is doing to us.

It's tearing us apart.

;(

Wait how the f*** did the forum go from gum to unicorns?

Common fact, unicorns get 75% of the whiteness in their teeth from gum. Badass.

 

[Maestro]

Fact: Unicorns mate by impaling the female's womb with a spike and ejaculating directly into it.

 

[Eejit]

Unicorns reproduce by releasing spores from the horn tip, Dumas. They're asexual, virgins.

 

[Tyguy]

unicorns might look badass but they are all gay, thus explaining their rarity. i mean, you have a giant head boner your entire life...

 

[Maestro]

Unicorns reproduce by releasing spores from the horn tip, Dumas. They're asexual, virgins.

**** you that's not nearly badass enough to be true.

 

[Sheepo]

But you've changed.

I think I know why. It's because of a girl. The reason for all the worlds wars, perhaps.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO.