david blaine screws up

You guys are idiots.

He held his breath longer than any of you could ever dream of doing.
 
TheSomeone said:
You guys are idiots.

He held his breath longer than any of you could ever dream of doing.
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...okay, go back a year to before he started training for this 'stunt' then let's see who could hold his or her breathe longest. I'd bet before training he couldn't even break the 1 minute mark.

Nobody just jumps in the water and stays under for 7 minutes. He's not special or unique, he's just well trained.
 
I don't really know much about him but why is everyone so insanely pissed? LMAO.

If he'd managed to hold it however long he needed to would you guys suddenly love him?
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
I don't really know much about him but why is everyone so insanely pissed? LMAO.

If he'd managed to hold it however long he needed to would you guys suddenly love him?
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Probably.

Probably not either.

THey're all tools.
 
/clap anyway, he made at least one record for staying in that sphere for a while :D
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
I don't really know much about him but why is everyone so insanely pissed? LMAO.

If he'd managed to hold it however long he needed to would you guys suddenly love him?
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I know why I hate him. Because when he came out of that glass coffin thing a couple years ago, he came out, crying like a little bitch with a skinned knee, and as he's still crying, he says "th- this haaa has been the most enlightening experience of mm mm mmy life!!!"

He sat in a ****ing box.

That's why I hate David Blaine.
 
Steve said:
I know why I hate him. Because when he came out of that glass coffin thing a couple years ago, he came out, crying like a little bitch with a skinned knee, and as he's still crying, he says "th- this haaa has been the most enlightening experience of mm mm mmy life!!!"

He sat in a ****ing box.

That's why I hate David Blaine.
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LMAO you're a dumbass.

You try going without food or water for 7 days, with nowhere to move and everything to think about. Who the f ck cares if he reacted strongly, it's not like he personally interfered with your life.

Hater.
 
TheSomeone said:
You try going without food or water for 7 days, with nowhere to move and everything to think about.
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Maybe if somebody else put him there, I'd ****ing care. He did it to himself. Therefore, I don't.

Even if that hadn't happened, the dude just plain rubs me the wrong way. I think it's the way he talks. It's like he's perpetually just waking up or something.
 
yea, geese, what a loser.
Any dumb idiot could hold their breath for 6 minutes....
GEESE........
 
hungryduck said:
yea, geese, what a loser.
Any dumb idiot could hold their breath for 6 minutes....
GEESE........
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Yeah, that's not even the point, it's that people have a deep hatred for him because of what he does to himself. Makes absolutely no sense.
 
Maybe "hate" isn't even the right word. It's not what he does or doesn't do, it's the way he ACTS. He just...well...he gets under my skin.
 
TheSomeone said:
Your phallic extremeties get under my skin so...
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Don't try to sechs me up. You just called me a ****ing dumbass.
 
Steve said:
Don't try to sechs me up. You just called me a ****ing dumbass.
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Maybe i didn't make it clear enought that the object of the verb ****ING WAZ ME U ASSHAT.




:smoking:
 
You never actually used the word "****ing", you cum dumpster. How can you have presented an object for a verb you never used?
 
The only time I ever heard of him was when someone was talking about how the civilian in Black Mesa East was him because he was levitating.
 
Steve said:
You never actually used the word "****ing", you cum dumpster. How can you have presented an object for a verb you never used?
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iT WAS IMPLIED.
 
Some people just hate him and like to see him fail, whats wrong with that? i did feel a bit sorry for him tho.
 
goggles? he can't open his eyes under water? what kind of god is that?
 
carrera said:
goggles? he can't open his eyes under water? what kind of god is that?
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You're joking, Yeh he is SO COOL.
 
I read in Wikipedia, that if, you breath pure oxigen for 2 hours, and then try to hold your breath, the world record has been of 15 minutes.
 
Adrien C said:
I read in Wikipedia, that if, you breath pure oxigen for 2 hours, and then try to hold your breath, the world record has been of 15 minutes.
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Where the hell do you get pure oxigen from?
 
Hospitals etc etc, its quite easy to come by. In Japan they have oxigen bars in the sreet. Even some clubs have them.
 
that's the music from Homeworld!!

...god that was some perfect music....[for the game]


edit: that's crazy i couldn't imagine going 9 minutes without breathing
 
Man, just looking at the vid made me out of breath.
The guy was blue when he came out. The divers took so long.
 
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