Dead or Alive movie trailer. What have they done...

[Prince of China]

http://forums.gametrailers.com/showthread.php?t=18106&highlight=Dead+Alive+movie
Itagaki should kick their butts.
This movie looks silly.
Where's Hayabusa?

 

[DeusExMachina]

My friend showed me the trailer.

Words could not describe my emotions.

 

[Absinthe]

WHAT THE **** IS THIS ****ING SHIT GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE ****ING ****BUG OF A ****FLAP IS THE ****ING ****TOP AT THE HEAD OF THIS ****ING TRAVESTY ****ING THINKING HOLY SWEET ****POPPING MOTHER OF ****ING MARY SHOOT IT NOW SHOOT IT ****ING RIGHT NOW

 

[DeusExMachina]

...Nevermind.

 

[Absinthe]

Love the ****ing purple hair, ASSHOLES.

 

[bigpapa400lb]

.................

 

[DeusExMachina]

The Director must be wearing Boll goggles. He has to be.

 

[Lucid]

...:|...;(

 

[Ren.182]

Damn. That sucked ass. :|

 

[bigpapa400lb]

You're not far off DeusExMachinia look at this http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/. :angry:

 

[Prince of China]

The reaction I'm seeing is confusing.

 

[Loke]

Damn, that looked awesome.

/Raziel-Jcd

 

[AtomicSpark]

HAHAHHAHA.. zOMG.

 

[Dalamari]

Wow, that was a nice "Generic girl-power movie #10230149"

LOL SHE BROKE A NAIL!!! THAT IS SO FUNNY!

 

[bliink]

Wow, that was a nice "Generic girl-power movie #10230149"

LOL SHE BROKE A NAIL!!! THAT IS SO FUNNY!

problem is, it looks like "girl power" but its more demeaning to women than anything else I've ever seen.

I hope all the actors in that... thing... never find work again.

 

[<RJMC>]

this dont look like like doa
this looks more like a mix of charlies angels,kill bill and thelma and louise

my brother who is a fan of the games hate but is going to see it to laugh at it,off course see it in a illegal way lol

 

[63]

WTF was that. Seriously, I'm not joking. In all honesty, WHAT THE HELL was that.

 

[ChiChi]

That look's like a great movie.

 

[Glirk Dient]

The only way they can save this movie is by showing the girls have lesbian sex.

 

[Absinthe]

The only way they can save this movie is by showing the girls have lesbian sex.

If they follow that route, then surely the film will deserve an Academy Award nomination.

 

[Sulkdodds]

....what?

 

[Sparta]

Hey its got Holly Valance, fighting topless. Awesome. I'm totally pirating it.

 

[gick]

K, the link wont work for me.....

 

[TwwIX]

oh noes!!!
it's charlie's angels 3!

 

[CptStern]

I really dont know what you guys were expecting ..it's a movie about hot bimbos with big breasts fighting people that's based on a video game about ....hot bimbos with big breasts fighting people. It's exactly what it's supposed to be: stupid and juvenile

 

[Asuka]

Damn, that looked awesome.

/Raziel-Jcd

Nah not this time. :/ Only awesome part was the chicks and that wasnt that great.

 

[operative x]

wow.... it's the equivalent of someone taking a fat shit and turning it into a piece of film.

 

[Cormeh]

Hey, I'm all for they pretty ones, but that was atrocious.

Especially Holly Valance catching the bra.

Shockaroonie.

 

[The Mullinator]

If this were a porn movie it could be good... As far as porn movies go.

As a real movie however its just shit. Not even cow grade shit either, more like a turd that came from a pig that just recently ate a pile of Jack Thompsons shit, or maybe Uwe Boll's shit.

 

[Javert]

*frame-by-frame analysis ensues, for totally different reasons.* ^^

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

WHAT THE **** IS THIS ****ING SHIT GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE ****ING ****BUG OF A ****FLAP IS THE ****ING ****TOP AT THE HEAD OF THIS ****ING TRAVESTY ****ING THINKING HOLY SWEET ****POPPING MOTHER OF ****ING MARY SHOOT IT NOW SHOOT IT ****ING RIGHT NOW

Now sigged on another site.

 

[destrukt]

oh boy, from a gamers perspective, that movie is a sin, from the 'normal person' perspective, because it's going to be soo bad, it might actually be slightly ok, especially with hot girls, but i doubt it.

 

[Javert]

http://www.comingsoon.net/trailers/doa/

Another, more direct, link.

 

[Yuri]

I've never even heard of the video game, but it looks like Tekken or something, huh?

I don't really know what you guys were expecting...

I love "girl power" movies, though. Their blatent hypocricy is just purely hilarious.

 

[Ren.182]

I've never even heard of the video game, but it looks like Tekken or something, huh?

I don't really know what you guys were expecting...

I love "girl power" movies, though. Their blatent hypocricy is just purely hilarious.

Yeah, its like Tekken i guess. Just the girls have huge breasts and they just wobble about all over the screen.

I guess i'll see this when it hits the screens. Might as well give it a chance.

 

[Alix Mcdean]

Oh god, oh god, oh...

OH GOD WTF WAS THAT SH!T.

I'm going to go gouge my eyes out and then pour bleach into my cranium through the new holes.

-Alix