Dear People of Brit-land

[CptStern]

I run a stall in Camden Lock Market which is one of the biggest tourist attractions in the country. Please give me a picture of her and something to say to creep the **** out of her, should our paths cross.

I cant think of anything that wouldnt immediately give me away




she once put a clients account on hold for 50 cents ..the client was a hospital ..in essence she denied medical equipment to a hospital because of 50 cents ..oh and she sent them an invoice that had a big stamp on it that read "account on hold" ..for 50 cents ..the stamp to send the letter cost 52 cents ..the boss could be heard yelling at her clear across the building


dont know how you'd work that into a chance encounter .."oh I hear some kid went into a diabetic shock because the hospital couldnt find a syringe to administer insulin ...etc"

just say "hey I hear in canada you're considered fat and unattractive ..boy is that an understatement"

but I'd run if I were you ..she intimidates men ..mostly because being a woman (I'm not convinced) you cant/shouldnt punch her