Demi Moore and the Half-Life movie!?

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commando said:
HAHAHAHHA that is class!

HALF..............LIGHT! haha i can see the mistake!


But if there was a Half Life movie...

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN MUST PLAY AS G-MAN! NO DOUT ABOUT IT

Yeah, Walken would be a good choice, they could add in some dance numbers for him with no bother! ;)

Personally I think Eric Bana would make a good Barney.
 
Walken as Gman yeah definitely, brilliant idea! He's the right guy for the role. And I sort of think Norton would make a good Freeman, too!

Damn, if they just got a good script and Valve could make sure that it wouldn't be just another hollywood film-based-on-a-videogame crapfest, Half-Life the movie could actually be very good! :)
 
perrkele said:
Walken as Gman yeah definitely, brilliant idea! He's the right guy for the role. And I sort of think Norton would make a good Freeman, too!

Damn, if they just got a good script and Valve could make sure that it wouldn't be just another hollywood film-based-on-a-videogame crapfest, Half-Life the movie could actually be very good! :)

They've actually been approached repeatedly for movie rights, but they keep turning them down because the scripts suck.
So, if there ever is a Half-Life movie, it'll likely be very good and valve-certified.

Still, I personnally consider the Half-life games to be superior to most films.

So far, it's practically 40 hours long, and Half-life 2 makes it another forty. Yowza.

I'd like to see anyone make a consistently entertaining 80-hour movie.
 
With multiplayer!

I just clicked on your Sig link Brain Dammage lol nice card.
 
From seeing the blue shift cover i got this though Keeanu Reeves as barney


Walken as Gman BRILLIANT
 
Mr. Redundant said:
she obviously would play Dr. Kleiner, being as she is so damn old she farts dust.

brings a whole new meaning to "wake up and smell the ashes" :LOL:
 
You can do the movie from a 3rd person perspective just like all other movies, just have any part where Gordon is about to speak get cut off by a explosion or something, it would be kinda boring to see a guy jump onto ladders and solving puzzles for 3 hours. As much as I want a HL movie, the good part about HL was that it could happen, not the whole Alien and Marines thing, but how a person would act and the situations that the game presented seemed realistic with broken ladders and such, so a producer/director would turn it into some action flick where Gordon says something catchy before he puts a bullet in the G-man like "E=MC Dead" **BLAM** and it would BLOW.
 
BRODIEMAN2k4 said:
From seeing the blue shift cover i got this though Keeanu Reeves as barney


Walken as Gman BRILLIANT

Well i guess Reeves would work, if you were going for the whole no facial expression HL had...
 
No! There is only one man for the Job of Gordon Freeman! Have any of you ever seen The Arrival? Charile Sheen is the man for the job!
 
Mr. Redundant said:
she obviously would play Dr. Kleiner, being as she is so damn old she farts dust.
Im just kidding btw.
Hnnnnngh. Must - resist - sarcastic- comments... Argh!

Persoanlly, I'm hoping this is crap for two reasons:
1. Who would she play? Mossman? Well, she's not in the original, and surely the woman who ACTUALLY plays her and looks like her would be better? No?
2. Recently it was stated by Lombardi (can't find a link right now - sorry) that they weren't particularly happy with any of the scripts constantly thrown at them and that they were pretty bored with the whole process.
Please don't simply object to this on the grounds that Lombardi said it - it's a fairly poor srgument.


And as band-wagon as this is - Ed Norton is clearly perfect for the role of Freeman. And he's fantastic. I'd shag him.
And Christopher Walken as the G-Man. But despite the fact he's a great actor and fantastically cool I wouldn't shag him.
 
Rrrriiiiigghhht. Obviously a back-catalogue of her previous projects would reveal one that's on the drawing board.
Nevertheless, I hope you're right.
 
And as band-wagon as this is - Ed Norton is clearly perfect for the role of Freeman. And he's fantastic. I'd shag him.
of course! if I were gay I would make him the happiest man alive. (or vice/versa)

And Christopher Walken as the G-Man. But despite the fact he's a great actor and fantastically cool I wouldn't shag him.
YOU WOULDNT SHAG THE CONTINENTAL?!?!?!? BLASPHEMY
 
I rub my thighs in Ed Norton's general direction. In a non-gay-but-comfortable-in-my-sexuality-enough-to-make-judgements-on-other-mens'-attractiveness kind of a way.

And no, none for Christopher Walken, despite the fact that he's insanely cool and a consistently fabulous actor.
 
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