Der Metzgermeister!!!

[CptStern]

"Armin Meiwes (born December 1, 1961) is a German man who achieved international notoriety for killing and eating a voluntary victim he had found via the Internet. After Meiwes and the victim jointly attempted to eat the victim's severed penis, Meiwes killed his victim and proceeded to eat a large amount of his flesh.[3] Because of his deeds, Meiwes is also known as the "Rotenburg Cannibal" or "Der Metzgermeister" (Master Butcher)."

O_O

this whole story is rather hard to swallow


disturbing, read at own risk
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

 

[Escaep]

My Chemistry teacher's last name was Metzger.


Carry on.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Hard to swallow.

Very punny.

 

[CptStern]

did he eat penis?

 

[Eejit]

Very old.

 

[Barnz]

Hitman uses Metzger as a codename in Contracts.

 

[Mech Man]

Very old.

This. You old dinosaur , you. In fact this is so old the band Rammstein even have a song about it.

 

[CptStern]

nothing is "old" on the internets unless every single person on this forum has already seen it. I have never heard of this story therefore it is "new"

 

[Eejit]

Quotes like that are dangerous. It could come back to haunt you.

 

[Unfocused]

My Chemistry teacher's last name was Metzger.

Hitman uses Metzger as a codename in Contracts.

Metzger is head of the Slaver's Guild in Fallout 2.

 

[CptStern]

Quotes like that are dangerous. It could come back to haunt you.

true, however I have faith in the laziness of most hl2.net peoples. with over 30K posts it's going to take some time to find incriminating evidence ..enough for me to make a getaway

to the Sternmobile!!!

 

[swan_song1973]

i guess that goes to show you how powerful the internet is.

 

[<RJMC>]

I wonder how stern found this...?

cpstern:....*google "fried penises","penises in barbecue",roasting penises" fapfapfap*

 

[Barnz]

Categories: 1961 births | Bisexual people

 

[swan_song1973]

I wonder how stern found this...?

cpstern:....*google "fried penises","penises in barbecue",roasting penises" fapfapfap*

just like bubba said in forrest gump:

penis kabobs, penis creole, penis gumbo. pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. pineapple penis, lemon penis, coconut penis, pepper penis, penis soup, penis stew, penis salad, penis and potatoes, penis burger, penis sandwich....thats about it.

 

[the cow says moo]

This sounds kinda kinky.

Seriously though this is sick.

 

[Rizzo]

Guess you are what you eat. eh?

What? No more puns on this one?

 

[Shakermaker]

I wonder how stern found this...?

cpstern:....*google "fried penises","penises in barbecue",roasting penises" fapfapfap*

Good point. Spill the beans, Stern!

 

[xombine]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mein_teil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk06_ll_vgo

 

[the cow says moo]

Wow, the sad thing is I've seen that video before.

 

[Kamikazie]

My cousin's last name is Metzger.

 

[CptStern]

Good point. Spill the beans, Stern!

I was looking up creative ways of using a spoon

:naughty:

 

[15357]

He tried to eat the ****ing penis? While it was still attached? WTF?

 

[G(ordon)-man]

It's a very tasty find.

/punsagain

 

[Bob_Marley]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOUobuGaY7U&feature=PlayList&p=D93940BAAEC3D677&index=5

 

[Raziaar]

nothing is "old" on the internets unless every single person on this forum has already seen it. I have never heard of this story therefore it is "new"

That's because you spend all your time on these forums. Go out, enjoy the outdoors internet! Many great things to find! Including that cannibal story that is, as said, so very old!

 

[CptStern]

That's because you spend all your time on these forums. Go out, enjoy the outdoors internet! Many great things to find! Including that cannibal story that is, as said, so very old!

please you're one to talk ..perhaps you should spend less time playing video games/chatting/forum hopping and more time actually doing something with your life. go to school, get a job, do something .

 

[Pesmerga]

I think we can all agree that I have more of a life than both of you combined, so your futile efforts are puny comparatively.

 

[nurizeko]

The IT crowd, a UK sitcom, did a rather amusing parody of the German cannibal.

 

[Ben]

I bet the germans got pissed off

 

[Mech Man]

Yes , and I do believe it was posted a few posts up.

Edit : that was at Nuri.

 

[Shakermaker]

I was looking up creative ways of using a spoon

:naughty:

You find some weird shit when you image Google for 'goatse spoon'. I lolled at this pic (sorta sfw) though.

 

[Raziaar]

please you're one to talk ..perhaps you should spend less time playing video games/chatting/forum hopping and more time actually doing something with your life. go to school, get a job, do something .

I didn't even read the rest of the PM you sent me that I assume is berating me for having no life(EDIT: yeah... long and typical). What I said was in jest and you are one to take things way too seriously.

I mean come on. How the hell can somebody like me, second highest post count on the forums, SERIOUSLY mock you that you spend way too much time on these forums?

It's precisely the reason that you frequently become the target of such teasing, whereas I typically do not. Because you take it seriously and get offended by it and lash out. Whereas I just go with the flow and it doesn't provide the kind of appeal people are looking for when they are teasing somebody.

I told you I would try to limit attacking your posts in a serious manner, since you seem to think I'm stalking you as I do it. But I'll be damned if I'm going to avoid referencing you and doing friendly teasing of you outright entirely when I see opportunities to do so. I'm not stopping you from doing the same.