Describe your must drunken / drug induced antic

no way:/

this is more of a i walked 18 miles cos i thought there was a party there kidna thing

or badger being banned from tescos

or taking a pot plant out on the piss
 
Already described mine somewhere else and repeating it would cheapen its awesomeness.
 
I once puked a little bit on my friend, the window, the doorknob and a lot on the porch.
 
I drank too much caffine once, I've taken DXM, ritalin, weed. But you should never, ever, ever ****ing have too much caffine. I actually shat myself.
 
I once shat myself too, but it had nothing to do with toxines. I was just too slow
 
my drunken antics? jeez, where do I start?


once pissed on my girlfriends gym bag ..which was sitting a few feet from my bed


there's a lot more but they usually involve either nakedness or criminality (sometimes both) so it's best I keep it to myself :naughty:
 
ohw i ate a packet of caffiene mints once, i spent the afternoon huddled in a chair spasming shivering, wanting to puke. wasne fun ill tell ya
 
Seppo said:
yeah it is

wait...what?
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sorry, that was like 2018x1680 or sommat.
 
dude that's crazy. I mean you're like holding the bottle with just one hand
 
Seppo said:
dude that's crazy. I mean you're like holding the bottle with just one hand
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yeah, because that's my usual face. That's how ****ed up I was. Apparently I was like, "NEW PICTURE FOR HOT OR NOT!!" *since we put gag pictures up there all the time* and.yeah...that's what came out.
 
"Let's see, if i let go of this, and then put it into the fan, what happens?"
 
Christ where to fking start?

I'll work chronologically backwards I guess -

Me climbing a wall near a train track, falling off and landing right near the tracks, on the jagged rocks - still got a scar...


Or that time me and my housemate nicked a sofa and tried to fit it on our landing... ended up jamming it halfway up our stairs at around 3AM


Plenty more :)
 
Okay, I'll bite...

I once nicked an empty water cooler jug (one of those 5 gallon ones) from the place I worked at so a friend and I could make a hooka out of it. We did, and ...good god... yeah.
 
CyberPitz said:
yeah, because that's my usual face. That's how ****ed up I was. Apparently I was like, "NEW PICTURE FOR HOT OR NOT!!" *since we put gag pictures up there all the time* and.yeah...that's what came out.
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You got f***ed up on Bud Light?????? D:

Is that even possible? :O
 
Climbing into bed with a female friend of mine only to get kicked right out - literally.
I went to sleep on the floor. Woke up on my freinds sisters bed with a sock missing.
 
no, light beer has less alcohol ..usually one percent ..but it doesnt matter because it's all relative ..what does it matter if you drink 6 bud beers or 7 bud lights? it's still pony piss anyway you slice it ;)
 
I'll tell you at 4am, if I make it back here. Going on one hell of a crazy night out tonight. :cheers:
 
Ditto actually, gonna be MENTAL :) - but I'm staying elsewhere tonight :)
So you'll have to wait till tomorrow :D
 
brink's said:
I think light beer has the same amount of alcohol, just less calories.
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That was the last thing left in the fridge. The rest was gone.

A bottle of capt. morgan
Pint of Jeager
5 or 6 beers
shot of khalua.
the rest of the night is a blurr.
 
stealing flags (big advertisement style ones on the side of roads), handing out my id to a 17 year old friend to get him into a club (i have to pay a fine for that), stealing traffic cones, puking everywhere you can imagine
 
almost blacked out this memory ..

drove a workvan with big company letters through my neighbourhood drunk half on the sidewalk half on the road ..I was aiming for the garbage cans.. next morning went outside to see the van parked in my drive way and garbage cans all over the road ..I'm truely surprised (and really really really lucky) no one witnessed it

dont drink and drive kiddies
 
I boink'd a girl and didn't call.









No, I didn't. D:
 
no you didnt boink a girl

ok gentlemen we have a non boinker! KILL IT!
 
Hard to remember really.

When I'm stoned I don't really do much but sit in a chair just bugging out or finding entertainment in the simplest of things(clicky pens!)

Most of my drunken moments all ended with me missing certain articles of clothing.
 
I'm sorry! I fail. D: D: D: D: D: D: I DISHONOR MY FAMIRY.
 
haw haw, i boinked this morning and several times in the afternoon

boinking is code for somethin

but what??

IF YUO DO NUT BOINK YUO DISH HONOR YUO FAMLEE
 
baron insig said:
haw haw, i boinked this morning and several times in the afternoon

boinking is code for somethin

but what??

IF YUO DO NUT BOINK YUO DISH HONOR YUO FAMLEE
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Boinking = Flush after using the toilet? :|
 
Hungryamphibiousbird, you need rehab dude. Bacon rehab.

When I was 13 I kept telling my dad "I can handle a few beers come on!". So finally we sat down one night and he put a bottle of the stuff in front of me (can't remember what brand specifically) and said "If you think you're a man go for it."

That night, I went through about 3 just for the Hell of it. I felt sick as shit, and the stuff tasted like it too. My stepmom came home and found me passed out on the cocuh unaware of what went on while she was gone. How do you guys drink it?
 
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