Describe your must drunken / drug induced antic

Oh my, I think i've got alcyhol pooisoning.

edit: a nice mug of hot malt drink has sotred me out. anyone would think im getting too old for this going out malarkey.
 
Went to bed at 5:00 AM after a very... long night, woke up at 7:00 AM. Was taken to my local squash courts facility and forced to play in a 12 and under clinic. (The humorous part being, I wasn't under 12!) I could barely stand and the walls always seemed to jump out at me. I got home at 9:00 went to bed, woke up, puked, and then went to bed a little more. It probably wasn't my worst experienced, but apparently I looked like a complete idiot trying to play.
 
Oh my, I think i've got alcyhol pooisoning.

edit: a nice mug of hot malt drink has sotred me out. anyone would think im getting too old for this going out malarkey.
You're getting too old for this Snake. :p
 
i was once drinking some jack daniels and i realised that i was a real man

good times
 
6 double shots of absynthe in around 40 minutes. Next thing I know I was taking a piss on my mates bedroom floor, then proceeded to vomit all over it as well. Soon after I fell unconscious and had his sister (who was about 15 at the time) trying to nurse me back to health - Read as: Wiped the vomit off my face.
 
**** me kester

6 in 40 mins, im suprised you managed to piss standing up
 
I barely could from what I remember.

Damn I know how to party! =]
 
**** me kester

6 in 40 mins, im surprised you managed to piss standing up

yeah, holy crap.

I've never drunk enough to get that drunk, but i went to a party with a mate and his mate, both are 25-28 and i'm 19 here. My mate's mate ended up downing 3/4 of a bottle of vodka in about 80 minutes, ended up sleeping in a chicks bed (he didn't know the chick) with another guy (didn't know the guy either) who was also completely wasted, only to wake up 20 minutes later and walk right into traffic at a busy intersection.

The house was a block away from the intersection. I have no idea what inspired him to walk to it either. No one from the party was there.
 
**** me kester

6 in 40 mins, im surprised you managed to piss standing up

yeah, holy crap.

I've never drunk enough to get that drunk, but i went to a party with a mate and his mate, both are 25-28 and i'm 19 here. My mate's mate ended up downing 3/4 of a bottle of vodka in about 80 minutes, ended up sleeping in a chicks bed (he didn't know the chick) with another guy (didn't know the guy either) who was also completely wasted, only to wake up 20 minutes later and walk right into traffic at a busy intersection.

The house was a block away from the intersection. I have no idea what inspired him to walk to it either. No one was there.
 
yeah, holy crap.

I've never drunk enough to get that drunk, but i went to a party with a mate and his mate, both are 25-28 and i'm 19 here. My mate's mate ended up downing 3/4 of a bottle of vodka in about 80 minutes, ended up sleeping in a chicks bed (he didn't know the chick) with another guy (didn't know the guy either) who was also completely wasted, only to wake up 20 minutes later and walk right into traffic at a busy intersection.

The house was a block away from the intersection. I have no idea what inspired him to walk to it either. No one was there.

Wow. Did he,, like, die?
 
I drank some water and took a paracetamol tablet once. Good lord was I ****ed...cured this headache I had.
 
**** me kester

6 in 40 mins, im suprised you managed to piss standing up

Heh, I've got that beat. You know those double-wide bottles of shit vodka? Me and a few friends managed to kill an entire one of those in something like a half hour. Only time I've ever puked, and the hangover sure as hell taught me a lesson.
 
How could I forget the time I peed on a couch and then proceeded to unlack the screen of the closest window and climb onto the roof!... Or so I'm told.
 
Note to self 3 jugs of vodka red bull and 3 double vodka red bulls = fall asleep in someones front garden

no hangover strangly, probably jsut hasnt kikced in yet :p
 
I engaged in a freestyle rapping contest in a railway station with three random cool guys and a tramp.

It's a lot harder to rhyme when you're wankered.
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I engaged in a freestyle rapping contest in a railway station with three random cool guys and a tramp.

It's a lot harder to rhyme when you're wankered.
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Please, I want to hear the rhymes, try to remember :D
 
Ran out of mates house completely naked at a christmas bash eventually ran down my street :D best night ever

video is on U-tube type in like christmas white bash/run or something like that
 
Was smoking alone, just chilling, in my room.

Ended up smoking a tad too much, and things were getting a little out of hand, when suddenly (about 10 minutes into my high) my mom calls up and says "you're going to your aunties tonight for dinnar".

Took a jug of those eye irritant shits (not visine mind you) to clear my eyes up.

Chilling with the family high was cool though. I hung out with the little ones that couldn't talk for most of the night, so as to avert suspicions, but i'm fairly sure that my uncle (was a stoner kid) knew.
 
Please, I want to hear the rhymes, try to remember :D
I wish I could, but it was a month or so ago and I was full of alcohol.

I'm sure I rhymed "smashed" with "dashed" at one point.
Like "You won't survive, your chances are dashed / I got the rhymes though I'm tired and I'm smashed".
 
I've always thought that anything related to telling about yourself being drunk somewhat fails. on the internet that is
 
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