Describe your sex life with a gaming qoute..

[jimbo118]

"I still have nightmares about that cat"
-Barney

ugh sick :burp:

 

[jimbo118]

You know I changed my mind...

I think the title of this thread says all anyone needs to know about our sex lives :x

its not supposed to be taken seriously,you all know that right? :hmph:

 

[Darkknighttt]

how about from cs:

omgz h4x!!!!!!
0wn3d!!!!!!

 

[Jangle]

how about from cs:

omgz h4x!!!!!!
0wn3d!!!!!!

what?

.

 

[slider3005]

"show me youre wares" WOW when you talk to a vendor

 

[short recoil]

My sex life can be summed up with every word gordon freeman ever says in half life 1 and 2.

 

[kirovman]

My sex life can be summed up with every word gordon freeman ever says in half life 1 and 2.

What? Heavy breathing, and the sound of pain when you fall from a height?

 

[el Chi]

What? Heavy breathing, and the sound of pain when you fall from a height?

<Cue porn music>

 

[Fat Tony!]

I think the idea of gaming quotes and sex life is a bit of a contradiction

 

[kirovman]

You obviously haven't played Medal of Honour while recieving... I'll stop now.

 

[john121]

"catch me later i'll buy you a beer"
-half life

and the end of duke nukem 3d
"i think it's time for a little R & R" and screws a chick

 

[Chris D]

"Headshot!" :E

 

[kirovman]

"catch me later i'll buy you a beer"
-half life

"Heeeeeey! You take me down!"
"Can we do this later?"
"Heh. You're gonna wish you hadn't done that"


Hey, did anyone play Mike and Pete's sound MOD for half-life?


It's just some guys replaced all of the voice files in the game with dirty and joking meaning things.

Really well done though, I think. Guarenteed laughs all round.

 

[Kristafon]

"protect the V.I.P."
"fire in the hole "
Counter Strike, lol

"Is that the best you can do?"
"Im loosing my patience!"
"Where I come from if our enemy is weaponless we give them a sword"
Prince of Persia 2

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

"Headshot!" :E

GODLIKE!


jk!

Sorry but it had to be said!

 

[ailevation]

:thumbs: Gaming quote to sum up sex life...

"MULTI KILL!"

 

[rabdsqrrl]

"gordon your cock is so big" -Alyx
"stick it up my ass" -Alyx

those were my favorite parts

 

[KoreBolteR]

"stick together team!"


"get some Glue team!"

 

[Tr0n]

"gordon your cock is so big" -Alyx
"stick it up my ass" -Alyx

those were my favorite parts

WTF?!?!

I didn't know HL2 was a porno...

 

[rabdsqrrl]

yeah, it is, at least my version is... wait, why does my box say "Half-Life: backdoor sluts"

 

[gh0st]

"Give me an explosive solution"

-Republic Commando

 

[Edcrab]

"My god, what are you doing?!"

"Emergency! User death... imminent!"

 

[jimbo118]

prince of persia 2:

'theres so much pleasure in pain'

'ugh hit me harder'

metal gear solid:
'hurt me more'

metal gear solid 3:
'but its so small'
'it gets the job done'

 

[Chris D]

"Hey, eat this you bastard!" - Barney Calhoun

 

[Maui]

"Let's you and me find a way to flank them!" - Some Russian guy in Call of Duty
"Look at the size of that thing!" - Delta 1168, Republic Commando
"Hold on to your guts sir while I rip out theirs." - Delta 1107, Republic Commando

Er, the last one is...um...

 

[xLostx]

"Goliath online" w00t good ol' starcraft

 

[bvasgm]

Gordan:..............
That pretty much sums it up. (I'm 15 btw)

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

"No dice? What a drag."

-- king from super mario bros 3 when you beat a koopa kid with hammer bros suit

 

[Korgoth]

"flak monkey!"- ut2k4 announcer

 

[Ikerous]

"Oh god ikerous, oh GOD!" ~Not Made Up I Swear 2004

 

[Steve]

"Is it over already?" -Skies of Arcadia Legends

 

[ship]

"Headshot!" :E

LMFAO!! Hahaha. :cheers:

"Fisher! What the hell are you doing in there? Hurry up!"
-Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow

 

[Ames]

"30 seconds!"
-Parachute training in America's Army

"How about a test drive eh?"
-GLA Hijacker from CC:G.

"No one escapes"
-Jarmen Kell from CC:G.

edit:

"Four on the floor"
-Quad Cannon from CC:G

http://www.planetcnc.com/generals/gameinfo/unitquotes/

So many sexual innuendos.

 

[AntiAnto]

From Generals:

"I ride alone"

 

[Jackal hit]

i'd have to say this sums things up nicely

 

[A True Canadian]

...and now for some interesting quotes from Duke Nukem:

Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?

What are you waiting for? Christmas?

Groovy!

Uh, Uh, Uh. Where is it?

Fire in the hole asshole!!

:O

 

[Blakeb155]

i'd have to say this sums things up nicely

Yuck....

"Shit, we've got hostiles!"

 

[Jackal hit]

lol oh c'mon :naughty:

 

[Blakeb155]

I know you love horses, but using them to describe your sex life?

 

[el Chi]

One of the best jingles I've heard for a very long time