desired features in "Leasure Suit Larry"

Mattigus

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As many of you know, a new "Leasure Suit Larry" game is in the works. I fealt some features should be added. Here is an email I sent to the developers. Let me know how you feel about these suggestions.




Hi all,

Just like many fellow teenage males of this nation, I am very excited about the release of "Leisure Suit Larry: Magnum Cum Laude." However, owning a game with the raunchiness and explicit material that Leisure Suit Larry games are known for, we may have reasons for keeping our copies hidden from certain individuals.

Thus, my humble suggestion. For the game cover, which goes over the game case, you should make it two-sided. On one side, you have the regular cover. On the other, you have a fake, generic looking FPS game cover, to hide our shameful purchase (not that I would be ashamed. Far from it. It's just that my girlfriend would be ashamed if she found it.)

More importantly, I feel this should be implimented into the game. There should be a button in the game, like the black button for Xbox, that is the assigned "MOM/GIRLFRIEND" button. When pressed, the game will switch to an in-progress game of Tetris. This would prevent very awkward moments when a mom/girlfriend walked into the scene. Of course, a mom/girlfriend seeing her son/boyfriend with a huge boner while playing Tetris will be awkward still, but not much can be done about that in such short notice.

I hope you take these suggestions seriously. I know you are far in the development of this game, but the additions won't be too hard to put in. Besides, you will save the dignity of many horney college students by adding these features in.

Thank you for your time in reading this E-mail.

Your fan,
Matt
 
Mattigus said:
As many of you know, a new "Leasure Suit Larry" game is in the works. I fealt some features should be added. Here is an email I sent to the developers. Let me know how you feel about these suggestions.




Hi all,

Just like many fellow teenage males of this nation, I am very excited about the release of "Leisure Suit Larry: Magnum Cum Laude." However, owning a game with the raunchiness and explicit material that Leisure Suit Larry games are known for, we may have reasons for keeping our copies hidden from certain individuals.

Thus, my humble suggestion. For the game cover, which goes over the game case, you should make it two-sided. On one side, you have the regular cover. On the other, you have a fake, generic looking FPS game cover, to hide our shameful purchase (not that I would be ashamed. Far from it. It's just that my girlfriend would be ashamed if she found it.)

More importantly, I feel this should be implimented into the game. There should be a button in the game, like the black button for Xbox, that is the assigned "MOM/GIRLFRIEND" button. When pressed, the game will switch to an in-progress game of Tetris. This would prevent very awkward moments when a mom/girlfriend walked into the scene. Of course, a mom/girlfriend seeing her son/boyfriend with a huge boner while playing Tetris will be awkward still, but not much can be done about that in such short notice.

I hope you take these suggestions seriously. I know you are far in the development of this game, but the additions won't be too hard to put in. Besides, you will save the dignity of many horney college students by adding these features in.

Thank you for your time in reading this E-mail.

Your fan,
Matt

Or maybe you could just spend some quality time with your girlfriend.
 
Haha, I agree.

edit: holy shit we all posted at the same time, richeous.
 
Or maybe you could just spend some quality time with your girlfriend.

I do spend quality time with my girlfriend. But when she leaves, I'll spend quality time with THIS.
 
How can you get a hard one from such crappy graphics?

If you'll excuse me, I'll be playing "The Singles" and watching my two women have s.. oh.. nothing :o
 
Mattigus said:
I do spend quality time with my girlfriend. But when she leaves, I'll spend quality time with THIS.

Fair enough... if only the graphics were less cartoony :(
 
Really though, it's not the boobs and the girls that draw me to this game. It's the plot and the humor that I'll buy it for. Seriously! :naughty:
 
Mattigus said:
Really though, it's not the boobs and the girls that draw me to this game. It's the plot and the humor that I'll buy it for. Seriously! :naughty:

Yeah, and I read Playboy for the interesting articles.
 
It looks fun, but it will endup like those games where you need to press the arrows, and they get boring.
 
They have some amusing ficticious interviews with the girls from that game over at IGN (don't know the links, sorry). Plus I've promised myself not to buy anymore games untill HL2 comes out, so this game better come out about 4 months after HL2 comes out, cause that's when I'll get tired of the SP and have to move ot the MP.
 
i haven't played a good adventure game since G.Fandango, and if the game is as funny as it is challenging i wouldn't mind purchasing it
 
if they implement your suggestions i will hail you as a king amoung mere men
 
This would prevent very awkward moments when a mom/girlfriend walked into the scene
What if your pants are on the floor and you're beating off, they walk in and see that you're playing tetris. Being caught beating off over tetris is probably slightly worse than getting caught doing it do virtual chicks.

Umm, either way you're seriously ****ed!!
 
Mr-Fusion said:
What if your pants are on the floor and you're beating off, they walk in and see that you're playing tetris. Being caught beating off over tetris is probably slightly worse than getting caught doing it do virtual chicks.

Umm, either way you're seriously ****ed!!

Lmao.... oh god it's late...
 
Mr-Fusion said:
What if your pants are on the floor and you're beating off, they walk in and see that you're playing tetris. Being caught beating off over tetris is probably slightly worse than getting caught doing it do virtual chicks.

Umm, either way you're seriously ****ed!!

hahahahah. :laugh:
 
There's a lesson here. I think it's this.

Don't masturbate.

or something like that.
 
i played all the larry's but i think this 1 is gonna suck.
they shouldnt have made it 3d larry really looks dumb now.

they should have made it cartoon stile like the last 1 :hmph:
 
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