Did anyone get that joke?

[Someone]

Reminds me of a joke I heard a year or so ago.

Q - Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A - Because he was dead.

Q - Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

A - Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Whoa! That was the first thing I thought of too. Haven;t met too many people who actually had heard that before! One of my favorite jokes actually, but then my humor is a bit "out" there.

 

[PunisherUSA]

The contnuation of that joke is

"Why did the tree fall over? The monkey never let go."
and/ or
"Why did the gorilla [or any other plausible animal] die? Because the monkey (or tree) fell on it."

 

[ThomasToad]

This joke was in no way funny until I came across Murray_H's wonderful concept art of this scenario in action. Remember people just because you "get" a joke doesn't mean it's funny, although most people tend to think that way.

edit: Ok maybe it was a little funny only because it involved two animals being stapled to each other, other than that it sucks!!!!!!!

 

[jabberwock95]

Oh, my form tutor at school loves dead baby jokes. He used to torture me with them...

Spoiler

What is green, yellow and blue and lies at the bottom of a pool?

A Baby with slashed Floaties.

You think that's bad?

Spoiler

What is red, yellow and blue and floats at the top of a pool?

Floaties with a slashed Baby.

And Finally:

Spoiler

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in corridors?

A Nun with a Javelin through her back.

 

[KagePrototype]

Reminds me of a joke I heard a year or so ago.

Q - Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A - Because he was dead.

Q - Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

A - Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

That in turn reminds me of this joke:

Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

A: Shove it in.

Q: How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

A: Take out the elephant and shove it in.

Q: An elephant and a giraffe have a race, who wins?

A: The elephant, the giraffe is in the refrigerator.

Q: All the animals have a meeting, which animal is missing?

A: The giraffe, it's in the refrigerator.

Q: A man is trying to cross a lake known for its dangerous crocodiles, how does he cross?

A: He walks across, the crocodiles are at the meeting.

Q: An American travels to Antartica for a research project, who does he consult about the cold climes before going?

A: The giraffe, he's been in the refrigerator.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A: A pool table.

It's best spoken out loud when people aren't expecting the last line.

 

[Gorgon]

hahaha

good one.

(I don't get it)

LOL me too :hmph: :hmph:

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

That in turn reminds me of this joke:



It's best spoken out loud when people aren't expecting the last line.

Interesting, because actually that wasn't a joke. It was a test they took, where they gathered all these buisiness men, managers etc and asked them those questions to see what inswers they gave. Then they asked 6 year olds. The 6 year olds got it right while the managers etc, either couldn't come up with an answer or got it wrong.
Only I dont think it had the pool table

 

[Karis]

Anyone else think that might be something G-man might say, considering his "wrong person in right place can make all the diffrence in world" quote?