Digiorno Flatbread Melts

[Krynn72]

The walmart I go to just got these fancy new things in from Digiorno. While skeptical of the quality of this product (due to being microwave food) I fcuking love me some digiorno pizzas. So I went ahead and got one.

I went in expecting shit, came out with a new favorite lunch food. God damn Digiorno, you've done it again!



ITT: Post your thoughts on Digiorno products and other tasty microwaveable foods.

 

[Kamikazie]

I love the rising crust pepperoni pizza.

 

[swan_song1973]

looks like delivery to me...

 

[Gemma]

I want to say that I've never heard of them/it, but I know I'll get judged badly if I say that. So I'm going to pretend I've heard of this/it/them.

 

[Dog--]

**** that - Bagel Bites win.

 

[Anthraxxx]

Those things are ****ing awesome. Perfect for a quick snack...

 

[Raziaar]

I don't think I've ever had digiornos.

 

[Krynn72]

Man, you guys are missing out. God so delicious. Their pizzas beat papa johns, dominos and pizza hut etc. hands down. Next time you think of ordering from them, get a digiornos instead. Thank me later.

 

[Raziaar]

When my dad gets oven pizza, he usually gets these ones from sam's club. Other than we only order out pizza.

I'll have to pick up some digiornos sometimes then. I have to admit, I don't ever think of pizza when I'm in the supermarket.

 

[dfc05]

**** that - Bagel Bites win.

Yeah, Bagel Bites are awesome! I also liked Hot Pockets. But I haven't had either in over 10 years. My parents never bought Digiornos -- they only went for Totinos because it would go on sale for really cheap. Then they stopped buying Totinos. Now we hardly ever eat any pizza at all.

 

[Krynn72]

I used to swear by bagel bites, but they're pretty gross to me now. Especially when there are much more delicious alternatives.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Still love bagel bites. Had some oven baked pizza earlier, I think I like most brands, they all have some unique flavor. Got a thing for thin crust now.

 

[VirusType2]

Digorno has the greatest frozen pizzas available around here, for sure, but I can rarely find one that isn't covered in animal's carcasses.

 

[Krynn72]

Why would you want to? Those animals amplify the great taste tenfold.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

My family never buys Digiorno anymore. Forgot what it tastes like. My favorite frozen pizza now, is tombstone.

 

[VirusType2]

Why would you want to? Those animals amplify the great taste tenfold.

I wish I liked to eat it, it would make my life a lot easier. There is just nothing about meat that makes me want to eat it; the smell, the taste, the texture, the look... all are repulsive for me. Shit sucks, it's like I'm not even human.

 

[mindless_moder]

Is this a USA thing or do they have em here in Canada too ? .

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Apparently they name themselves Delissio in Canada.

 

[Ennui]

I'm a goddamn tremendous fan of digiorno's frozen pizza. It and freschetta. 8 slices of delicious pizza that's ready in 30 minutes and costs like $5, and also happens to be the perfect size for a full meal? EPIC WIN

 

[DEATHMASTER]

4 slices if you're a man.

 

[Ennui]

I'll do you one better and only cut it into 2 slices next time. Shit yeah pizza watermelon style!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Now that's just silly.

 

[Anthraxxx]

**** slices. Slices are for pussies. You're supposed to fold the pizza like a taco and eat it that way.

 

[jet_porkins]

I don't take food advice from people named anthrax.

 

[Anthraxxx]

Likewise, Porkins. Likewise...

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I guess everyone ignores my food advice then.

 

[Ennui]

I used to swear by bagel bites, but they're pretty gross to me now. Especially when there are much more delicious alternatives.

Pizza rolls.

 

[MJ12]

Pizza rolls.

Can't eat those like I used to. Once I got a batch of the everything flavor or whatever it's called, it had an absolute horrible tasteless texture. Plus, they pop like zits in your mouth when you bite down, gross.

 

[Ennui]

The only flavor I really like is the pepperoni ones, but oh god are they delicious. I know it's gross food, but I just can't help nomming the living shit out of them on a weekly basis. So good. Except for if you eat them too fast right out of the oven and they explode super hot grease in your mouth, that kind of sucks.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

Yes, I'm starting to dislike pizza rolls also.. My chubby ginger friend downs them like.. erm..
Edit: Yeah, pepperoni ones are the only I can eat now. The huge ones are nasty, and so are the kind with everything in them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

 

[Ennui]

That video is on my youtube favorites and is notable for being the most disgusting thing on the planet related to pizza rolls. I'm sure there's some super acerbic comment of mine deep in the comments somewhere. His breathing is so creepy.

 

[Dog--]

I thought it was Gabe Newell at first.

Gabe wouldn't do that shit though.

 

[MJ12]

I hate when lardheads breath heavy while gorging down some food, especially if it is food you were meant to share, because they don't.

 

[Dog--]

lol your avatar goes perfect with your post, ZT.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

Yep. Reminds me again, of my Gingachub friend. He doesn't share anything usually, but on occasion, he will give me something that isn't edible. Not a very good friend eh? You should here his nickname.

 

[MJ12]

Lardo The Retardo?

 

[Lizardizzle]

I love the advertizements in my halflife2.net. :|

 

[Kamikazie]

Your HL2.net? Ha.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Now now...

 

[Ennui]

I love the advertizements in my halflife2.net. :|

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