Digiorno Flatbread Melts

[Krynn72]

I'm serious, what do you put the pizza on your seat or the floor or in the trunk. Gross.

I love Papa Johns, it's definitely my favorite of the major chains, but I also love a local place that used to have large pizzas for $8.50. The price went up to $9.99 recently, unfortunately. They are extremely greasy (like mall pizza slices) but really good.

I've never had toppings shift while in transit haha. And yeah, local places have, by far, the best pizzas. Back in Connecticut there was this place called Park Lane Pizza... holy ****ing shit their pizzas were amazing. Easily my favorite pizzas out of anywhere.

 

[VirusType2]

Lap or car seat.

Q: Well, what happens when you put a hot pizza on a seat?

A: The cheese all slides to the back of the seat due to the angle. You don't have to drive at all for this to happen!


Exhibits A & B:

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

I just had Pizza Hut today. Got some pizza called The Edge. Pretty good. I enjoyed it.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Don't drive like a maniac, my pizza's always like it was when checked at the counter. Also my seats aren't angled like that bullshit.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

The way to bring your pizza home is to strap it to the roof of the car, and go as fast as you can. Keeps the air flowing through it.

 

[Krynn72]

My seats are angled like that bullshit, but if you put the box up against the backrest then it stays even. But even if I dont, I've never seen anything on my pizza shift. Ever. Its probably just your greasy brand of pizza.

 

[VirusType2]

It happens to me every time, and my seats are also angled like that. (So if I get carry out, I go sit in my car and eat it so it's fresh, hot, and the toppings and cheese are in the right place)

I want to steal one of those special 'fresh & hot' delivery bags they use


I got a Totino's pizza in my oven right now BTW

 

[DEATHMASTER]

fu*k flatbread melts, shit only comes in garbage meat fu*k, so fu*k it.

 

[unozero]

I,ll try this dijornos stuff for dinner soon.