Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

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It's like, there are only four or five unmarried girls on this website, but they're all super cute. Why is that?
 
You're doing it so wrong, but it's awesome nonetheless.

I think this is the first time I've seen you smile. Or do something non-creepy.

Well, it's a little creepy, but in a completely different way.
 
Everyone has a crush on toaster. Does the e stand for 'everyone'?

Your smile doesn't seem to suit you. Go look like an innocent curious japanese girl now!
 
I dunno, lol. Have I pointed out how attractive and intelligent you are lately? Because WOW YOU ARE. If I was a girl who lived in your state I'd be oh so keen.
 
I like the smiles, it helps to remind you she is actually a person and not a sophisticated sex doll.
 
I dunno, lol. Have I pointed out how attractive and intelligent you are lately? Because WOW YOU ARE. If I was a girl who lived in your state I'd be oh so keen.
I think that was meant for Veg. Though, it was nice thinking it was for me at first.
 
how... like... Extremily asian, with no bodily shape, and hips as broad as your shoulders? Link me to that pic! ><
 
Well, DUDE, maybe you should rar those up and send them to me.
 
Oh come on! CLEARLY IN THIS CONTEXT I AM TALKING ABOUT PURE CANNIBALISM.

Actually, sort of relevant: I have these two lulzy pictures of myself, the first of which I'm seductively eating a strawberry (PENIS LOL RITE) and the second of which I have this "OH GOD I'M SO SORRY" look while holding a half-eaten strawberry. And not a single one of you will ever see either picture!

And why not.
 
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