Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[MJ12]

Amirite?

hahaha, no no, not those kind of indian people, like Apu from the simpsons indian

 

[Qonfused]

I know.

 

[Stigmata]

Somehow that doesn't seem like it'd be as funny as a native American accent.

 

[Que-Ever]

You must have mouth loads of fun, like spitting otter. *wipes war paint*

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Somehow that doesn't seem like it'd be as funny as a native American accent.

Post some ****ing pics you dirty pimp.

You must have mouth loads of fun, like spitting otter. *wipes war paint*

You know he does.

 

[co05]

hahaha, no no, not those kind of indian people, like Apu from the simpsons indian

Psst, he was being SARCASTIC.

 

[MJ12]

Psst, he was being SARCASTIC.

*slaps you* IT'S THE INTERNETS, I CAN'T READ NO MINDS!

 

[co05]

*slaps you* IT'S THE INTERNETS, I CAN'T READ NO MINDS!

Oh shiet, you need to upgrade your intwerwebs, then.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

*slaps you* IT'S THE INTERNETS, I CAN'T READ NO MINDS!

Jesus Christ is a Shaolin Monk, what version are you using?!

 

[Stigmata]

Oh lawd is dat sum Stigmata? :O

Oh lawd is dat sum Stigmata wearing a NIN shirt? :O

Oh lawd is dat sum seductive Stigmata? :O

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Dave, I want you.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

hot

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Is dat sum Wiff_Teef on yo shirt?

 

[Qonfused]

Do I really need to say it?

I came.

 

[Krynn72]

I came on your NIN shirt.

 

[Que-Ever]

That's quite a manly scar on your cheek.

And your glasses are crooked as ****.

 

[Stigmata]

I got the scar in the manliest way possible: removal of a birthmark at age one.

 

[Vegeta897]

I got the scar in the manliest way possible: removal of a birthmark at age one.

Depends on who did it.

If it was removed by, like, a piranna, that'd be badass.

 

[Stigmata]

If you all agree to take my word for it, without question, then yes. A piranha bit off my birthmark. Then it sealed the wound with some Novocaine and stitches.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

These are the boxers that made this man what he is.

I see all.

God I love this. NOM TSS NOM TSS NOM TSS.

 

[Unfocused]

Your t-shirt is dirty.

.

 

[Rapstah]

Is that the front or back of you on that boxer picture, Willy?

I bet front.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

The part where I can slip my dong out. Back right?

 

[Vegeta897]

Is that the front or back of you on that boxer picture, Willy?

I bet front.

Unless Willie somehow bent his right arm in an impossible way, to make it look like it was hanging down on the left side, I'd say it's the front

 

[MJ12]

i always thought willie was really an asian girl

 

[Qonfused]

He can be.

If you know what I'm saying.

 

[MJ12]

ooo, I catch your drift

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

ooo, I catch your drift

Do you really son? DO YOU?

 

[Shamrock]

Normal

Spastic

 

[MJ12]

Ahhh!!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

WHAT THE ****. Will Smith is white-ish?!

 

[Stigmata]

I have never gone so quickly from "turned on" to "scared out of my mind" in my entire life.

 

[co05]

Two words: Holy ****!

 

[Qonfused]

Shamrock, my love.

 

[Asknoone]

Normal

I rofled so hard.

 

[MJ12]

what does samon look like?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Rumors range from a rainbow trout to a speckled salmon.

 

[Asknoone]

Such rumours are unfounded. If I had a camera I'd post but I don't.

 

[Qonfused]

Pussy.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Dick. And jumping ****ing Jesus I love Red.