Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[MJ12]

It's a start, it's a long way, but it's a start.

 

[Stigmata]

Does he go by the name Thom "VirusType2" Yorke?

 

[MJ12]

That's why his photos are so blurry, he doesn't want us to know!

 

[Rapstah]

What the hell, this thread is still going on?!

 

[Naudian]

Your mom is still going on.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What the hell, this thread is still going on?!

I want to see your face ******.

 

[Rapstah]

I posted it ages ago, it's in post #333.

 

[kineaesth]

You are a clever man, Rapstah.

 

[Rizzo]

Still going? It's the most active thread on this place.

 

[Phobie]

I painted my nails orange for Toaster.

 

[kineaesth]

*requests pictorial proof*

Also congratulations on 2000 posts I know it's a big milestone, etc.

 

[Phobie]

I didn't notice. But thanks.

 

[Rizzo]

Go make a thread about it.

Also, **** whats with the join date? I know I whouldn't be allowed to change my stats like that... Becouse of my dick.

 

[Vegeta897]

Orange is whorish.

 

[Qonfused]

One minute response time to a Toaster pic.

Nice.

 

[Vegeta897]

Less than one minute response time to a Veggie post.

Nicer.

 

[Phobie]

Toaster we match.

 

[kineaesth]

In Vegeta's room there is a bot watching toaster's account and when she posts the robot pulls a string which drops the needle of a gramaphone onto a recording of some song from Naruto and Vegeta hates Naruto so much he must runs to the computer as fast as he can to turn it off and reply to toaster.

 

[Phobie]

In Vegeta's room there is a bot watching toaster's account and when she posts the robot pulls a string which drops the needle of a gramaphone onto a recording of some song from Naruto and Vegeta hates Naruto so much he must runs to the computer as fast as he can to turn it off and reply to toaster.

Cunning.

 

[Vegeta897]

Nope, sorry.

Toaster's is 'avatar orange' while yours is 'rotten watermelon'.

 

[Phobie]

Mine is actually almost exactly the same, the difference is in the lighting and camera : <

Dark here and camera phone

 

[kineaesth]

Ah! Phobie poasts in invisible mode!

 

[Vegeta897]

Mine is actually almost exactly the same, the difference is in the lighting and camera : <

Dark here and camera phone

The rotten watermelon looks better though

Maybe as a lipstick instead though.

 

[MJ12]

Vegeta and Toaster
Sittin in a Tree
What are they doing?
EAT-ING-BEES

First comes love
Then comes cum
Then comes an infant
eating a bottle of rum

 

[Vegeta897]

You're so LATE, Zombie.

 

[Phobie]

Orange = Ossum.

They were red :3

 

[Vegeta897]

What the.. what is the @ symbol on your keyboard doing down there!?!?!? It should be above the 2! Where the **** is your double quote!?

 

[Phobie]

Wrong, Ameri****!

My PC keyboard looks like this

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

 

[kineaesth]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I couldn't type on that D:

 

[Qonfused]

Mind blown.

 

[Vegeta897]

Umm. It definitely is not that layout. That much I can tell from your picture. But it's not the traditional American layout either. So wtf.

 

[Phobie]

It's a british keyboard in the picture, at work. And on my laptop. PC is different.

 

[Phobie]

Laptop

Spoiler

 

[Vegeta897]

So not only is your definition of orange gruesomely off, but you have to go and **** up a good old American design as well?

Wrong wrong wrong wrong. You just failed the whole dating sim. It's like that boss fight in Super Paper Mario when the chameleon was trying to seduce Peach in a dating sim, and she got angry and proceeded to beat the shit out of him. That is what is going to happen.

Hey, but that was directed at Phobie, not you. Phobie is the 'secondary' girl in the sim that nobody ever goes for. I don't really care about her.

Unless there is some sort of lesbian connection between you two and I have to win you both over to win.

Which I just realized is very likely.

****.

 

[Phobie]

Mine and Toaster's orange is the same, I'm afraid.

However, awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee keyboardddsssssss heeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeee

 

[Rizzo]

This thread is now about keyboards.

omfg, i just realised that the keyboard in question is missing the ?? and ? keys, i mean wtf?!?

 

[Qonfused]

Tan color style corrupts souls.

[edit] Rizzo, if that's the laptop-style-keys keyboard, then **** yes. I have the same one.

 

[Phobie]

I can use all three, American, French and British keyboards. I am unbiased. I prefer the British to the American because it's what I use most but it makes little difference. This conversation is already boring.

 

[Vegeta897]

 

[Rizzo]

Tan color style corrupts souls.

[edit] Rizzo, if that's the laptop-style-keys keyboard, then **** yes. I have the same one.

No shit? I do too!!!

Only mine has the ?? and ? keys... I might take a pic, but the whole photobucket thing might take to long and with the rate this thread is going... I donnu.