Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[Phobie]

A likely alibi.

No Guv, I swears!

 

[Social Bacon]

Myself and a friend at the Halloween dance. I was a chick magnet.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Also Phobie, are my eyes playing tricks on me, or are you not even facing the cake in that picture? I looks like you're going to miss way to the left.

Look closer. It might seem like she's standing up but she's actually sitting at the table and leaning in. The cake is elevated on that dish thinger dealie aswell.

That, or the cake is, indeed, a lie.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Where are all these 'halloween' pics coming from? It's on Wednesday!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I shall call him TollBooth Willie.

Dear God you're right. Looks like me when I don't shave or cut my hair. That ****er even stole my smile!

This is the face that you shall see 20 years from now in the daily propaganda broadcast.

(Ignore the tie. And the glare. And the angle of my head. It couldn't be helped.) The picture was taken months and months ago with the computer cam (I can't remember the date, but it's prolly 2005/6 or so.


Come to think of it, I rather dislike that picture :/

D: D: D: D:

ಠ_ಠ OBEY NUMBERLOLS

 

[Nitre]

Here is a picture of me blowing a cake. I love cake that much.

Forget the cake, check out the size of the spoons in that ice cream!

 

[-Psy-]

MAN-SIZED SPOONS. Ya.

 

[Phobie]

MAN-SIZED SPOONS. Ya.

Sayin' I'm a man?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

The person iat the bottom of the pic is balding lol.

 

[The Brick]

partly because I like to be a showoff:

though I don't look real happy after 60 hours of non-sleeping.

 

[Phobie]

The person iat the bottom of the pic is balding lol.

Lol'd, I think that's my TEN year old brother. Good luck in high school, kid!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Lol'd, I think that's my TEN year old brother. Good luck in high school, kid!

Good luck to him right? I know you don't mean me sista.

 

[Phobie]

Good luck to him right? I know you don't mean me sista.

Yeh, him

 

[MJ12]

mmmmm, I love tea bags in my mouthhhhh

 

[Tyguy]

Me and my girlfriend...i might of been high

not anti-semitic

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

my lady, a homie, and me at the strip in las vegas

 

[Gray Fox]

This is the face that you shall see 20 years from now in the daily propaganda broadcast.

(Ignore the tie. And the glare. And the angle of my head. It couldn't be helped.) The picture was taken months and months ago with the computer cam (I can't remember the date, but it's prolly 2005/6 or so.


Come to think of it, I rather dislike that picture :/

:bounce::imu:moar:imu::bounce:

 

[Laivasse]

OMG...it's Professor Stephen Hawking back when he was an angry Korean youth!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Ha, Numbers has a broken neck!

Haha, Rakurai's friend has his head immersed in a thick cloud of swarming black bees.

 

[Vegeta897]

Black bees that divided by zero.

 

[evil^milk]

Numbers, you remind me of the bad guy from Oldboy. Which is nothing short of awesome IMO.

And also Tyguy you look like Edward Norton.

 

[CyberPitz]

Black bees that divided by zero.

Look at his hand. It's crippling! He must be in an immense amount of pain!

 

[MJ12]

Fake Smile Award 2007!

 

[Azner]

I shall call him TollBooth Willie.

Holy! It is willie!

 

[JNightshade]

Tyguy, why is everyone doing the sig heil in that picture!? D:

 

[Ennui]

Dear God you're right. Looks like me when I don't shave or cut my hair. That ****er even stole my smile!

D: D: D: D:

ಠ_ಠ OBEY NUMBERLOLS

 

[hydrometeor]

I'm on the left. The girl on the right is my GF; she's here from Hong Kong. The random hand belongs to an azn kid who I don't know.

 

[Shamrock]

 

[Laivasse]

Superb, man.

 

[Phobie]

Ha, lol'd!

 

[Stigmata]

Numbers would sure make Big Brother proud. ;(

 

[Sulkdodds]

He needs to grow a thick black moustache.

 

[Stigmata]

Can it also be a handlebar moustache?

 

[Krynn72]

Tyguy, why is everyone doing the sig heil in that picture!? D:

Glad im not the only one who noticed. First thing I thought of when I looked at it.

 

[Pesmerga]

And also Tyguy you look like Edward Norton.

No he doesn't. Not at all, not in the slightest, not even ****ing close.

 

[Raziaar]

No he doesn't. Not at all, not in the slightest, not even ****ing close.

I agree.

 

[evil^milk]

The eyes do, at least.

 

[Stigmata]

No he doesn't. Not at all, not in the slightest, not even ****ing close.

You're right. He looks like the lead singer of Hedley.

And I hate Hedley.

 

[Ravioli]

i havent posted a single picture of myself here, so this would be the first one. I was debating to post it or not, because im incredibly drunk in this picture. My friend is in the front, im in the back. Hahahhaa omg that was one crazy night

 

[Baal]

Myself and a friend at the Halloween dance. I was a chick magnet.

haha, at least you weren't "god's gift to women," as I've seen that a million times.

Original, at least to me.