Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[Raziaar]

Why the hell does your thumb have such a strange curl!?

 

[Qonfused]

You remind me of the guy at the end of this video.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UG5gO4nlLRQ

 

[Druckles]

Banana thumb. Whoever doesn't is just missing out.

 

[Iron Kat]

So I got the chance to meet old forum goer Deus Ex Machina yesterday. I was going to make a face for the picture but my friend taking the picture took it halfway through me doing so so instead I got some creepy ass smile of sorts.

Are you stoned in that pic? You look completely stoned!!!

 

[Druckles]

As was said, it was his paedo face. He didn't have time to change it.

 

[Naudian]

You remind me of the guy at the end of this video.

 

[FYTJ]

 

[Qonfused]

The girl or the creeper behind her?

The likeness is astonishing.

 

[FYTJ]

The girl.

 

[Druckles]

Wtf. Don't be stoopd Qonfused. There ain't no girls on the interwebz. She's the paedo behind her.

 

[FYTJ]

Wtf. Don't be stoopd Qonfused. There ain't no girls on the interwebz. She's the paedo behind her.

 

[Druckles]

druckles shut up and post pictures of your FACE

I don't have a face. Unless you mean faise.

 

[lefty]

That's "phases".

 

[Druckles]

Well showing pictures of my penis is ok with me. Unfortunately the mods wouldn't let me. So not today

 

[lefty]

PM me.

 

[Druckles]

Mods read PMs. It's what they do in their spare time. And I'm trying to play hard to get with Sulk. Pasting my cock in plain sight of the mods isn't going to get me very far.

 

[lefty]

I didn't really mean it :/
EDIT: pm me

 

[FYTJ]

...
Why are you interested in a picture of his penis?

 

[lefty]

Why aren't you?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Wtf. Don't be stoopd Qonfused. There ain't no girls on the interwebz. She's the paedo behind her.

There are no paedos on the internet either. That idea is a myth spread by intelligence services like MI5 and the NSA, who want to scare children into staying away from the internet, so that their young minds are not affected at such an impressionable age by the delusional yet dangerous anti-authority ravings of geocities conspiracy theorists.

The greatest fear of the UK's Privy Council is that the next generation will grow up believing in the likes of kathaksung, and making their own websites about how jew lizards did 9/11.

 

[lefty]

They help spread such tales by taking on the lifestyles of paedos and collecting large amounts of child porn.

 

[Druckles]

Should I be shocked that this guy came up for a Google for "jew lizards 9/11"?

 

[lefty]

Should I be shocked you did a google search for "jew lizards 9/11"?

 

[Pesmerga]

Should I be shocked at the blatant and unabashed racism going on in this thread?

 

[Druckles]

Should I be shocked you even need to ask that?

 

[lefty]

Racism. Wjat?

 

[Qonfused]

Lol'd.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I THINK I HAVE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY.

Curses. Foiled again!

Perhaps I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you blasted...er...kids.

 

[Druckles]

Too late. He loves little boys, they make him feel so good.

 

[Qonfused]

C'mere you.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I am a little boy. Have you forgotten all those times playing TF2 with me? I'M NOT A GIRL, I'M A TEN YEAR OLD BOY.

First a teenage girl, then a middle-aged bachelor, and now a young boy-child. You seem to change shape every day, and it is quite bewitching.

 

[Druckles]

I guess you didn't have to dress up in a trilby after all then, eh, toaster?

 

[Druckles]

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

I ****ing love pancakes

 

[Druckles]

I ****ing love pancakes

Now we just need pictures of you devouring them.

 

[Qonfused]

Oh my God, yes. Do it Adrik. Please. For HL2.net.

For me.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

I'll do it. Expect pancake pictures soon.

 

[Qonfused]

I love you.

 

[Emporius]

One of the few good pictures of me. Notice the extreme facial fuzziness from being in the woods so long.

That's how man I am.

 

[lefty]

I had to look reaaawaaally close... and I stilll didn't see any fuzz.