Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[JNightshade]

We need a 'Girls of Halflife2.net' monthly calender.

Fun Fact: Pitz is April.

 

[Kula Meenur]

i can imagine him posing in a goatse shot



*shudders*

 

[Iron Kat]

We need a 'Girls of Halflife2.net' monthly calender.

I'll be October!

Taken just after I got up. And yes, I do look that good even after just getting up!!!! :E

 

[Druckles]

Toaster says Sulk's halo was hax. She proves it thus:

 

[JNightshade]

You're nothing but a proxy for a camwhore!

By the power invested in me by nobody in particular, I henceforth decree that Druckles shall henceforth be known as Droaster Chuckles.




Henceforth.

 

[MJ12]

I always did think of Druckles as a toaster tbh.

 

[Blinxx]

Ouch.
WHERE YER MANNERS

Your mother taught me a lot of things. But manners weren't one of them.

Wow Blinxx you're pretty.

TIME AND DATESTAMP NOW.

Thank-you

I'll be October!

October would definitely need a witch hat.

 

[Iron Kat]

October would definitely need a witch hat.

Ok...

 

[MJ12]

And a corpse, I want a corpse in that picture as well.

 

[MJ12]

Ah Sir Henry Mother ****er ye naughty boy, that was my kill you just stole. Now you will face ze bowel controls. Also need haircut and sleeps I do. :/

Your pictures always change, WHAT IS YOUR TRUE FORM?

 

[MJ12]

Me and the Older Broder.

 

[Iron Kat]

And a corpse, I want a corpse in that picture as well.

Where the hell do I get a corpse from? And before you say it no, I will not go body-snatching!!

 

[Phobie]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I lol'd.

 

[MJ12]

Phobie, whatcha talking about?

 

[Phobie]

The fact that someone said IK needed a witches hat and she had one. AND PUT IT ON FOR A PICTURE.

Iron Kat you truly are the God of hl2.net.

 

[Iron Kat]

\/ Yayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

 

[Asknoone]

Ok...

To the stake!

 

[PvtRyan]

There's no such thing as hot/cute girls on the internet. It's a Myspace/Facebook pic, gotta be. Or a clever man. Or Sir Henry Mother ****er.

She's Two Face. She's horribly disfigured behind her hair.

 

[Asknoone]

Wow the Batman Forever Two-Face looks so shitty.

 

[Raziaar]

He has a pixel perfect line separating his two faces.

 

[AKIRA]

technically it's 1/2 of a face. 2 face would mean that he'd have to have 2 heads since 1 face consists of 2 eyes, 1 nose , 2 ears and 1 mouth.

 

[Raziaar]

Yeah yeah... :|

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Your pictures always change, WHAT IS YOUR TRUE FORM?

I have no idea what you mean, so you will now lose the bowel control.

 

[Druckles]

I always did think of Druckles as a toaster tbh.

That's true. Creepy...

And is that Tommy Lee Jones?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It's Tommy Lee Bones! AHAHDBGAJSFDS KJ HAHAHAHA!

 

[Gray Fox]

Hey wait a minute, they told me you were absinthe's alternative account.

 

[JNightshade]

Excellent.

--Jangry Nawyer

 

[Iron Kat]

You are still so cute, Nightshade!!!!

 

[Gray Fox]

Are you ever not around beautiful girls?
Also did you have sex with that one girl from a picture that was posted here a while ago, you know the
one on which you recognized and boned one of he girls, but not the best looking one.

 

[JNightshade]

Are you ever not around beautiful girls?
Also did you have sex with that one girl from a picture that was posted here a while ago, you know the
one on which you recognized and boned one of he girls, but not the best looking one.

A: If you've ever gone to a party in America, you will find at least 15 drunk, pretty, self-absorbed girls taking pictures of themselves and their friends. This is literally the only situation in which I am ever photographed- they drag me into their pictures, I fake a big smile, and then they post them on facebook. I don't have a camera, and my actual friends aren't camwhores, so the only pictures I have of myself look like that. For example:

This may be the only picture that I like in which I am not drunk. The reason? We were all stoned as hell :/

B: The girl I pointed out was the only one I slept with, but I still maintain that she's by far the most attractive of the bunch. Thus, the matter is closed.

C: GLOGLEBAG!

EDIT: D: That sweater cost me a dollar at a used clothing store in Boston. It is awesome.

 

[MJ12]

That sweater rules Nightshade.

A: If you've ever gone to a party in America, you will find at least 15 drunk, pretty, self-absorbed girls taking pictures of themselves and their friends. This is literally the only situation in which I am ever photographed- they drag me into their pictures, I fake a big smile, and then they post them on facebook. I don't have a camera, and my actual friends aren't camwhores, so the only pictures I have of myself look like that.

Lol..... so true, Only a handful of photos with people can I actually say, "Yeah, I was happy taking that picture with that person."

 

[Phobie]

Seriously that is an awesome sweater.

 

[Unfocused]

****, what an awesome sweater.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I would totally masturbate with your sweater.

 

[Felix]

Camping recently, discovered the Holy Grail that is the 1.5 litre Grolsch bottle, biggest six pack ever followed shortly after, then the shop was sold out and it all ended in a tent with a mouth similar to a dried donkey's ass.

Excuse the shorts, but I'd just got back from the beach.

 

[Iron Kat]

I can understand why your mate is pulling that face!!!

 

[MJ12]

Felix does not look like a human from this time period, I imagine him being a trouble making peasant during Middle Age times, especially with that hair, it's soooo 600 C.E.

 

[kineaesth]

 

[Bad^Hat]

EXACTLY.

Exactly.

 

[Naudian]