Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[Glirk Dient]

The penis mightier.

Now tell me...does it really work?

 

[JNightshade]

I've posted pics of my tongue on here before. It's not photoshopped at all. Think of it this way: the tongue is a muscle. Mine is just in incredible shape :>

 

[Druckles]

/me starts pulling up my tongue

 

[Ennui]

I imagine that's QUITE a valuable asset in your face's explorations down under. I need to get me one of dems.

 

[Social Bacon]

Can you do push ups with your tongue Nightshade? I would not be surprised.

 

[JNightshade]

No, but apparently I can build houses with it?

 

[Pesmerga]

Houses of legs.

 

[Que-Ever]

Open legs.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Enough talk.

It is time for a demonstration of this hidden ability.

 

[JNightshade]

Well, if you'd been in my room at midnight, you might've gotten an idea

 

[Skaadi]

<snip>

Now that is rather awesome, you look like a member of Kiss!

 

[Que-Ever]

Yeah, Peter Kriss. Or Ace Frehley.

 

[JNightshade]

Heh, I went to a party once and told a girl that my uncle was Gene Simmons. She told ALL her friends, and soon enough I was surrounded by a bunch of chicks asking me to "do the Kiss thing." So I covered myself in makeup, impregnated them all, and never talked to them again.

 

[Phobie]

I for one, am scared of your tongue.

 

[Eejit]

He can taste your fear.

 

[Pesmerga]

With his house of legs :3

 

[JNightshade]

I for one, am scared of your tongue.

I'm not surprised. When I show it to a girl (which is often, because there's always some idiot friend who wants to show me off) there are two possible reactions: profound disturbance, or extreme interest. Some girls freak out and look away, while others ask me to do it again and again.

Then they ask me to stick my tongue out.

 

[Pesmerga]

Oh Nightshade... is it wrong if I aspire to be more like you?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Some girls may turn away in disgust, but J's freakish tongue is an evolutionary advantage, allowing him to catch flies at lightning speed and even manipulate tools.

 

[Pesmerga]

You forgot laying mortar.

 

[JNightshade]

Originally Posted by Pesmerga
Oh Nightshade... is it wrong if I aspire to be more like you?

Yes, because then we'd lose the awesomeness that is Pesh D:

Also, I'd hate to talk to myself.

EDIT: also, for the record, it's not my only genetic abnormality. Check this out:

Also, just for lols:

Spoiler

 

[Sulkdodds]

You're talking to yourself right now.

 

[Shamrock]

You're talking to yourself right now.

This.

 

[Deadpan]

lul. you're the only other person I've known who's able to do that.

 

[Hazar]

I can lick my nose with my tongue... it's not that difficult

 

[Deadpan]

you wouldn't think so, but I've never met anyone who could. Meh. Not really... something worth discussing.

 

[Higlac]

I can lick my nose with my tongue... it's not that difficult

He didn't just lick his nose with his tongue. He PICKED his nose with his tongue!

How far can you stick that in there...

 

[Pinkle]

That's what she said.

ZING!

 

[JNightshade]

You're talking to yourself right now.

Let me have my little ego masturbation session in peace! :stab:


Note to self: stop getting on .net drunk. You put up too many stupid pictures D:

 

[Unfocused]

Note to self: stop getting on .net drunk. You put up too many stupid pictures D:

Stick another on top of it: stop blaming alcohol for doing stupid things

 

[phantomdesign]

Here's from the summer when I shaved my head.

 

[JNightshade]

Stick another on top of it: stop blaming alcohol for doing stupid things

I would, but it controls me brain!

 

[Qonfused]

Me messing with my new flash, kek.

 

[Pesmerga]

That hairstyle makes you look super sexy and I want to <EXPLETIVE> you in da butt.

 

[Qonfused]

I'm getting a haircut tomorrow.

 

[Qonfused]

D40

I think we've had this discussion before, though. You have a... D8(7)0, yes?

 

[Qonfused]

I still love you.

Anyway, being a noob, I was looking forward to being able to use the flash off-camera, but the D40 doesn't have commander mode, uhg. But whatever, it's still a fantastic piece of equipment and makes indoor shooting a breeze.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Yeah, I have a D80, and a lousy memory I guess. :< :< :<

The reason you take photographs, surely?

 

[Pesmerga]

Qonfused logs his chats with le femmes.

 

[phantomdesign]

Me messing with my new flash, kek.

That picture is extremely crisp! Like no noise at all. Nikon D40? Hmmm.... I need to buy myself a really nice digital camera sometime soon.