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Never used Viagra, cant say I've ever felt the need or compulsion to, but I'm sure when I get old and I finally cant get it up on demand, I'll have a go.


I wouldn't buy it off of a spam email anyway, they all neatly and nicely automatically get sent to my spam folder as I receive them, and its a simple case of select all and delete maybe once a week.



Also Kami is in fact Guy Smiley.
 
Thanks to this thread, I ended up on a wikipedia article about penises being cut off.
I hate you. I hate you so much.


I read the entire thing.
 
only because I have a crush on Guy Smiley as a kid
 
If you have a boner for more than 4 hours, call more ladies :naughty:
 
kamikazie said:
i've been getting some from this poor nigerian prince that needs some money. I've been sending him about $500 a month for a while now... Wonder when i'll get my return. But i sent him some more for christmas hoping that he'll be able to get some gifts for his family.
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you too?
 
CptStern said:
and? some of our members are rednecks who's only sexual contact was with their cousin Pearl/uncle Jim Bob. What's your point?
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Like who would that be?

What you said makes little sense.
 
You should all try it.

It helps when your too ****ing drunk to get a boner, Yeah i've been there. Big ****ing whoop, wanna fight about it?
 
CptStern said:
Like who would that be?
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I dunno... seems to make perfect sense as a jab to what you had said before. In case you've forgotten what you said:

CptStern said:
Half our community are virgins and the other half are in their sexual prime which is usually a time in men's lives when sexual dysfunction isnt an issue.
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See how it ties in with what you actually had said? Your redneck comment is just random and doesn't bind to anything so it seems very out of place.
 
Raziaar said:
I dunno... seems to make perfect sense as a jab to what you had said before. In case you've forgotten what you said:



See how it ties in with what you actually had said? Your redneck comment is just random and doesn't bind to anything so it seems very out of place.
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only because you fail to read between the lines ..Uncle Jim bob = rape, cousin Pearl = incestual. therefore it does tie wit what I said ..so if we include all groups we get:

virgins
non virgins in their sexual prime
non virgins past their prime
people who have been raped by family members
people who love their cousins in disturbing ways


yup that pretty much covers all of hl2.net
 
Sometimes I wonder what would happen if you gave a woman viagra.
 
Hectic Glenn said:
My thoughts exactly, maybe a better question would be, has anyone ever used a condom? Not that is an issue these days, considering most kids think the correct conduct of intercourse involves pulling out and finishing on the upper torso / tits lololol. Too much porn = population decrease.
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That was either Dara O'Brien or Frankie Boyle on Live at the Apollo was it not?
 
So I fired up my DeLorean, getting ready to drive down my 88MPH road, and the doc comes up to me and says 'MARTY, WE'VE MANAGED TO PRODUCE 1.21 JIGGAWATS OF ENERGY, WE'RE ALL SET TO GO, JUST DRIVE THIS THING UP TO 88MPH SO THE FLUX CAPACITOR CAN DO IT'S THANG!' then he says 'JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING TO DISRUPT THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM! PLEASE!' and I was all like 'wtf, My names Tom'.

Doc is crazy.

EDIT: Then we all had pancakes and he was like mmm mhmhmmm, and I was like mmmm mmmhmmhmmhmm. It's good.
 
I once had a boner for over four hours naturally. I got up to get some water, passed out from lack of blood supply and banged my head on my bed post. Your parents finding you passed out, naked on your floor with a huge erection that's only slowly going down as blood rushes out of your cranium is rather embarrassing.
 
I once try it when I when to new york

the policed needed a crane to contain me when I was trying to bang the statue of liberty

probably you saw it on the news "weird horny man tryes to conjugate whit the statue of liberty"
 
This email arrived today.
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wHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT THIS STUFF!? :|
 
What sites have you signed up for to be receiving those type of emails?
 
I keep getting emails about making my gravity gun bigger.
 
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