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So tonight I went to the grocery store and picked up a 6 pack of beer, saw this amazing girl working the check out, I was really like holy shit she looks like my type anyways I started talking to her a little bit but its a 24 hour grocery store so its allways busy and I had to keep it moving, anyways I got out to my car and couldnt stop thinking about her. Anyways so I start off driving home and still cant ****ing stop thinking about her so I stop at a parking lot and just sit there thinking for a few minutes. I think well she told me she was getting off at 12 midnight mind you it was 11:50pm so I think lets go back maybe give her my number and just see what happens. So I go back and its like 12:03 I act like im going to be buying something she cant see me enter the store since the check outs are way on the other side.

So I see her and she see's me and she smiles and then she left her check stand, anyways im looking around acting like im browsing for something so I decide on some chips and continue to the check out. Of course she's off shift by now so Im like SHIT! I buy my chips and leave the store cause I dont know where she went. I wait a few minutes outside the store but I dont want to seem like a crazy stalker so I leave. I get home and im ****ing ashamed of myself I feal like I am the biggest pussy on the earth.

Atleast I know where she works and I can give it another attempt. Anyways I thought I would share my pain. On the up side I still have 5 beers left.
 
X-FacToR said:
Anyways so I start off driving home and still cant ****ing stop thinking about her so I stop at a parking lot and just sit there thinking for a few minutes.
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You freaky freaking freakity freak freak.
 
K that is a bit creepy.

Maybe if you make going to the store a regular thing, and get to know her a little better that way, then it wont seem so stalker-ish.

Good luck etc.
 
At least you had enough guts to enter the store again, at a really deviant time. Midnight?

Tomorrow, buy a pair of melons. "I'd like these 2 juicy melons".

She'll laugh, you'll laugh. Man, it's scripted so perfectly. Tell me how it goes.

Good luck.
 
You can do it next night. Call your friends come to threaten to rape her. Then you act that you stop them and beat them all up. She will think you are a hero.
 
Mr-Fusion said:
Tomorrow, buy a pair of melons. "I'd like these 2 juicy melons".

She'll laugh, you'll laugh. Man, it's scripted so perfectly. Tell me how it goes.
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F*ck yes.
 
Mr-Fusion said:
At least you had enough guts to enter the store again, at a really deviant time. Midnight?

Tomorrow, buy a pair of melons. "I'd like these 2 juicy melons".

She'll laugh, you'll laugh. Man, it's scripted so perfectly. Tell me how it goes.

Good luck.
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Now that my friends, is some good advice. Hopefully she works tomorrow, another sad thing is I didnt get her name I know it starts with a K but I was too busy being hypnotized.
 
Mr-Fusion said:
At least you had enough guts to enter the store again, at a really deviant time. Midnight?

Tomorrow, buy a pair of melons. "I'd like these 2 juicy melons".

She'll laugh, you'll laugh. Man, it's scripted so perfectly. Tell me how it goes.

Good luck.
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Genius :D
 
Um just go back later. It's not like it was some random girl you saw but she was working there so you even know what time to catch her.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
catch her.
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This is a good plan, may i suggest a net and a dart gun?

"i say chaps, a LADY!"

"jones, my gun"

*ptwow

"good shot sir"

"send the villagers, they`ll be delighted that we saved them the trouble of using there spears and arrows"

"yes sir"

:|
 
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppy

:|


But seriously, just grow a pair and talk to her - it's not ****ing hard.
 
ComradeBadger said:
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppy

:|


But seriously, just grow a pair and talk to her - it's not ****ing hard.
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lol, maybe not for you :p

Keep us informed x-factor :)
 
I know it sounds odd, but print out some business cards with phone number and preferably email on it.

If a girl seems interested, not just smiling because you are a customer...hand it over and just walk away mysteriously, they will like it.
Then if they are interested they will contact you.

But if that fails, it's chloroform and the boot of the car time:LOL:
 
It does sound weird, and creepy. Also, you'll probably feel let down if you ever get to know her :p

I think most people get episodes like this, where you see a girl that's just perfect and you either talk to her or you don't. If you don't, she's on your mind for a few days.
 
just make a few small comments and make her giggle, like if you're buying a soft drink (umm, 'soda' or whatever you call it) and she accidentally knocks it over, just make a comment (with a semi-serious face) like you can't drink it now and you're never shopping there again or whatever.

i don't mean be a jerk and that, but just have fun and pick on her for different things, but you have to go about it the right way (which isn't really hard).

don't be there too long, and don't start asking her questions about her family (like doing boring interview esque questions like some guys do on a date or where ever), just make some comments like i detailed above and that, than say you better go (once again, making a funny comment if you can think of one, like since it was late make a comment about her stalking you or something) and turn around and start to walk off but after a step or 2, turn around and in a friendly/casual tone ask for her number or email.

if she says why don't you give her your number instead, just shrug your shoulders and say don't worry about it, or make a joke about her calling you 50 times a day.

also, try having to buy things just to get to talk to her (like with the chips), i hate when i [used] to do that.


i know how you feel though, not being able to stop thinking about her and thinking of all the things you could've said/done, it sucks. ;(
 
Terminator said:
I know it sounds odd, but print out some business cards with phone number and preferably email on it.

If a girl seems interested, not just smiling because you are a customer...hand it over and just walk away mysteriously, they will like it.
Then if they are interested they will contact you.

But if that fails, it's chloroform and the boot of the car time:LOL:
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I actually considered this for a while, until I was mocked by my female friends - apparently it looks a bit manslaggy, but hey that's only cos they know what I (was) like :)

Talking to people and reading body language is the most natural thing in the world - yet some people have trouble doing it..
 
Baserape> said:
Wear a pink leotard back to front and shout I'm here babe!
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I would`ve shot you.

In the face.

With a bomb.

:|
 
OH MY GOSH, could this mean that another halflife2 member will get intimate with a female other than Comrade Badger.

Please, tell us if it's as good as what Comrade Badger says it is. Of course i would try myself, but....i don't want to.
 
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Don't get business cards, you'll look like a twat.

Oh wait, I have business cards....:O But they are for a different purpose and I will never, ever, ever give one to a girl I like. I've only ever given one out - to my mum - and I don't think I'll ever need to give one out again.

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DON'T DO IT!
 
X-FacToR said:
Hell if you seen her, you would have freak'd too.
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Still creepy


I'd be running if I knew a person I barely knew was waiting in the parkinglot for me...
 
Pics! I demand pics of the mentioned hot chick in the original post!!! Rawr!

:cheers:

Good luck!

edit: dude, this is gonna sound corny, but next time you see her.... leave your wallet after you pay and act like you forgot it.just don't leave anything important like a credit card.
 
Fliko said:
Still creepy


I'd be running if I knew a person I barely knew was waiting in the parkinglot for me...
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God damn right, creepy mc creepy creep.




Creep.
 
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