Disgrace to myself

[TheSomeone]

So tonight I went to the grocery store and picked up a 6 pack of beer, saw this amazing girl working the check out, I was really like holy shit she looks like my type anyways I started talking to her a little bit but its a 24 hour grocery store so its allways busy and I had to keep it moving, anyways I got out to my car and couldnt stop thinking about her. Anyways so I start off driving home and still cant ****ing stop thinking about her so I stop at a parking lot and just sit there thinking for a few minutes. I think well she told me she was getting off at 12 midnight mind you it was 11:50pm so I think lets go back maybe give her my number and just see what happens. So I go back and its like 12:03 I act like im going to be buying something she cant see me enter the store since the check outs are way on the other side.

So I see her and she see's me and she smiles and then she left her check stand, anyways im looking around acting like im browsing for something so I decide on some chips and continue to the check out. Of course she's off shift by now so Im like SHIT! I buy my chips and leave the store cause I dont know where she went. I wait a few minutes outside the store but I dont want to seem like a crazy stalker so I leave. I get home and im ****ing ashamed of myself I feal like I am the biggest pussy on the earth.

Atleast I know where she works and I can give it another attempt. Anyways I thought I would share my pain. On the up side I still have 5 beers left.

 

[TheSomeone]

wait, wtf is going on

 

[evil^milk]

=o

 

[Ennui]

um...

 

[Jangle]

My brain hurts...

 

[TheSomeone]

LMAO, why was this unlocked.

 

[Glirk Dient]

Uhh this is where pickup lines help...

You should have walked up to her when you came back and saw her and said something witty...

Such as...

"I didn't know you were going to invite all of these people, I thought it was just going to be the 2 of us!" Or something along those lines that drops subtle hints and gets her to laugh a bit. A good ice breaker. After that you should have asked if she just got off and if she wanted to go get a drink/coffee and you then proceed to have a good night and ask for her number later on if it was fun and your still interested or she might give you it which is a very good sign.

 

[Tyguy]

And you get chips.....not a total loss

 

[Ikerous]

lol at the ppl who don't get it

 

[Dumb Dude]

This one is much cooler than the original thread. The other one got derailed by some noobs.

 

[Jintor]

Mmmm. Anyway, relationship advise time? Nah, I'll just share my noobish 14-year old pain. I was going to ask my friend out today, because she's all hyper and awesome and stuff, but when I met her today, she seemed really tired. So then we just sort of sat there, and about halfway through one of her friends came up and started talking, and then I was too shy to cut through.

 

[Dumb Dude]

There is always tommorow friend.

 

[Jintor]

Thanks man, but not if you see her once a week, and rarely at that -_-

 

[Steven]

lol, who the hell left this open?

 

[Solaris]

It's the ghost of Moderators past.

 

[Smoke]

Can somebody explain wtf is going on?

 

[Steven]

conspiracy

 

[Shippi]

no.