Do crazy people live near you?

Oh, I forgot the dude who lived next to my best friend when I was about eight. He had ****ing EVERYTHING in his house, he was an epic hoarder. Any time we needed anything at all, we'd pop over and ask if he had it, and usually he did and was happy to part with it. Batteries, boxes, tools, paint, model kits, assorted pieces of wood or plastic... even chocolate, if you were willing to eat around the ants (shut up, my friend dared me, you can't say no to that shit). He was awesome if creepy, and definitely a little crazy. Anyway he was hooked on glue or something and died a while back, I think an annoying mormon family live there now.
 
I want to know if any NORMAL people live near me. I suspect the answer is no.
 
ive got some old dude down the street from where i live who looks like he sells crack to everybody ... strange thing is, ive seen like 10 year olds walking in there : /
We call him "Bob" so we can talk behind his back while he walks past.

Apparently theres also a homeless dude who dances ALL the time to stay warm, even in summer. He also likes dodging smoke coming out of his cigarette, it makes him do kungfu like moves.

But then again i live in amsterdam so i see a lot of weird shit all the time... which is fun ofcourse : )

-dodo
 
I live in the Meth capital of the US. I'm SURROUNDED by crazies.
 
^ Three guesses what happened to him


And live NEAR crazy people?
Hell man my entire family is crazy
Me being the most insane!

What, do you want a sticker or something? Shine on you crazy diamond.

There's an old man who lives on my street, I don't know his name, but I've seen him around for years now. He always walks around with a giant green coat on, wellies (read: tall boots that farmers like to wear) and a green beanie. He has huge round glasses and ALWAYS has a teary eyed, slightly retarded yet scared and confused look about him.

Every damn time I walk past his house he's sat against the window, face pressed on the glass, watching the world go by, only ever moving his eyes.
 
What, do you want a sticker or something? Shine on you crazy diamond.

There's an old man who lives on my street, I don't know his name, but I've seen him around for years now. He always walks around with a giant green coat on, wellies (read: tall boots that farmers like to wear) and a green beanie. He has huge round glasses and ALWAYS has a teary eyed, slightly retarded yet scared and confused look about him.

Every damn time I walk past his house he's sat against the window, face pressed on the glass, watching the world go by, only ever moving his eyes.

Awww, give him a hug.
 
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