Do you have a dysfunctional family?

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Well my brother was pissing me off hardcore and woke me up early and it got me thinking, how many people here fight with their families? If so is it serious? Do you guys get all emmotional and break shit like in bad WB shows :LOL: worst ive done is hit my brother a few times, oh and once I stabbed a watermelon out of frustration about some sh!t my mom said. :monkee: was actually quite satisfying
 
Nope I have a good family but we often fight a lot but nothing to get us hating each other forever.
 
fighting with your family is not dysfunctional, it's normal. having your mom throw all of your clothes out in the rain and call the cops on you for using the phone too long is.
 
Heheh, some people used to think that me and my brother were complete enemys or something...

It was because we were sparing (We both love martial arts)

And I kinda fecked up...


He hit me right in the lower mouth and a tooth started to wobble...




Of course my mum, dad and everyone else thought we were just fighting lol...



It was actually quite funny because my brother knows when I get mad I get REALLY mad and started saying "Oh Shit!! Sorry!!! SORRY!!! Oh crap!!" whilst backing away.


Just to note my brother is about a foot taller than me two years older and alot more experienced in martial arts. But he still was trying to calm me down because he thought I was gona go phyco on him. (Obviously he couldnt hit me back because it would seriously hurt me....)


I just said: "You bastard!! I'm gona f**kin......." Etc..


But then I calmed down.... luckily... for me. (Considering..)
 
Worst thing I've done is probably hit the roof lamp so hard the entire thing flew off and broke, and smashing my headset into the ground because I was angry at my mother.. We used to fight almost every night but now we're getting along very well, I'm very happy with my family at the moment :)
 
Do I??? Hell yes my family is f*cked up:
Dad: Does crack, crank, heroin on a regular basis. Me and him work together and live together, so yea picture yourself being around your dad 24/7 constantly arguing. We've also got in acouple of fist fights.

Mom: Luckily I dont live with her anymore, but shes a suicidal pill popper, she once told me she didnt want me to be her son anymore and then tried to kill me.

The rest of my family are white christian conservative anti-fag kinda people, so I get alot of crap about being bi and atheist. Kinda funny actually cause my mom is about to marry a black guy and a good portion of my family is racist! hahaha!

:dozey:
 
Oh yes..... I forgot to mention the most angry I got....


I got REALLY pissed off quite a while ago.


I decided punching my door was a great idea....


Good bye door.....




I then decided that punching the wall was a better idea...


Good bye wall.....



I then decided punching the floor was a good idea...


Good bye knuckle! OUCH!!!! :(
 
mchammer75040 said:
Do I??? Hell yes my family is f*cked up:
Dad: Does crack, crank, heroin on a regular basis. Me and him work together and live together, so yea picture yourself being around your dad 24/7 constantly arguing. We've also got in acouple of fist fights.

Mom: Luckily I dont live with her anymore, but shes a suicidal pill popper, she once told me she didnt want me to be her son anymore and then tried to kill me.

The rest of my family are white christian conservative anti-fag kinda people, so I get alot of crap about being bi and atheist. Kinda funny actually cause my mom is about to marry a black guy and a good portion of my family is racist! hahaha!

:dozey:
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Are you ****ing serious? jesus christ..

And I think punching doors must be a common thing, my sister used to do that and I did it on the door once.. heh
 
CrazyHarij said:
Are you ****ing serious? jesus christ..
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Yup. Never punched my door before, although Ive punched holes through my wall but my walls are thin sheet rock so..
 
mchammer75040 said:
Do I??? Hell yes my family is f*cked up:
Dad: Does crack, crank, heroin on a regular basis. Me and him work together and live together, so yea picture yourself being around your dad 24/7 constantly arguing. We've also got in acouple of fist fights.

Mom: Luckily I dont live with her anymore, but shes a suicidal pill popper, she once told me she didnt want me to be her son anymore and then tried to kill me.

The rest of my family are white christian conservative anti-fag kinda people, so I get alot of crap about being bi and atheist. Kinda funny actually cause my mom is about to marry a black guy and a good portion of my family is racist! hahaha!

:dozey:
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Well, I trully hope your situation improves mate. No one deserves that kind of situation.
 
Thanks iron. It should be getting better once I move out in about 7 months, then I wont have to deal with any of it anymore. I think its so f*cked up though, its a perfect example of abunch of dope heads who dont know how to be responsible. They sit here and rag on me for my "problems", but they are the ones who created me! Dont get mad at your own sh*t, you should have watched what you ate.
/stops bitching

:dozey:
 
all your dysfunction are belong to mchammer.

sorry you have to go through all that m8 ;(
 
:hmph: Hell yes my family is, I think it's what brings us close together at times ;) .
 
Yeah if you call me throwing bleach at my dad, hitting his car with a snow shovel and coming at him with knives and a whale harpoon, disfunctional, then you hit the nail on the head :)
 
I've thrown a few chairs and some stuff. But, I also punch my sister (lightly) when she gets me mad, even though I want to beat the shit out of her.
 
marksmanHL2 :) said:
I then decided that punching the wall was a better idea...
Good bye wall.....
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My uncle did that once. The hole is still there after about 48 years. :p ;)
 
Yeah my family is normal(read=disfunctional like everyone else).

Id rather not tell my life story on the internet though.. :O
 
crabcakes66 said:
Yeah my family is normal(read=disfunctional like everyone else).

Id rather not tell my life story on the internet though.. :O
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Good.. sooner or later you'll start regretting certain stuff you've said.
 
my sister needs help, she is a melodramatic borderline crying helpless little (or should I say fatass) plump bitch.
 
bAbYhEaDcRaB said:
my sister needs help, she is a melodramatic borderline crying helpless little (or should I say fatass) plump bitch.
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whats her number?
 
My parents are divorced and I live with my Dad, I use to get into fights with my mom sometimes she would he me...she was a bitch. My dad has anger control problems but he never hits me just yells a lot over little things like puting too much food in my mouth when eating or typing too loud. In all I have given my little brother 2 sets of stitches and one concussion.
 
Foxtrot said:
My parents are divorced and I live with my Dad, I use to get into fights with my mom sometimes she would he me...she was a bitch. My dad has anger control problems but he never hits me just yells a lot over little things like puting too much food in my mouth when eating or typing too loud. In all I have given my little brother 2 sets of stitches and one concussion.
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I dont blame him, my english teacher pounds on the godamned keys and she thinks it makes her faster and cooler like shes showing off, I want to kill the bitch sometimes, but jk its no reason for real anger or phsyical violence
 
Well, my parents seperated 2 years ago. My dads part of the family is perfectly normal and I like being with him.. but my mom is quite literaly insane. She borderlin paranoid, she thinks that she never does anything to upset everyone, everyone does to her..a "professional victim" and my dad got sick of it (don't blame him either, because she throws a guilt trip on us when she doesnt get what she wants). I'm moving in with my dad as soon as i can (i'm sure ill get the guilt attack for that too but f*** her).
 
My sister ran away about a month ago, she had a free scholarship at college, the only thing she had to do was keep a job to pay car insurance bills, but the stupid bitch ruined her life and ran away.. Haven't seen her since, and I don't ever really want to.
Four days before she moved out we got in a fight, luckily for her I wasn't pissed off enough to hit her but i'm not scared to hit some fat bitch that is only half related to me.

I would say this is normal but I naturaly hate my parents, my dad bitches about my grades even tho its all passing, and my mom wont even walk around the house with a bra on.. it just piss's me off. oh and my parents think that since I stay in my room all day working on websites and playing games, that i'm going to be a serial killer, i will never get laid, and that I will have no life. they like to give me gay lectures on literally nothing that concerns me. there has been many times that i wanted to fight my dad.. but he is just so fat he probaly wouldnt feel a punch.

i hate my sister because she is fat, and whines about anything that doesn't go her way.. WELL TOUGH LUCK BITCH LIFE AINT THAT GREAT.

edit : oh and my sister moved out a month ago.. and she left her ****ing tampons in the bathroom, WHAT THE ****?1!!!

and im 14 in 4 days, so i cant really move out anytime soon.
 
hoyl crap rtf..i can relate to you, my mom seems to think that becuase i sit in my room when im home that i'm giong to be like that too
 
RTFMish said:
My sister ran away about a month ago, she had a free scholarship at college, the only thing she had to do was keep a job to pay car insurance bills, but the stupid bitch ruined her life and ran away.. Haven't seen her since, and I don't ever really want to.
Four days before she moved out we got in a fight, luckily for her I wasn't pissed off enough to hit her but i'm not scared to hit some fat bitch that is only half related to me.

I would say this is normal but I naturaly hate my parents, my dad bitches about my grades even tho its all passing, and my mom wont even walk around the house with a bra on.. it just piss's me off. oh and my parents think that since I stay in my room all day working on websites and playing games, that i'm going to be a serial killer, i will never get laid, and that I will have no life. they like to give me gay lectures on literally nothing that concerns me. there has been many times that i wanted to fight my dad.. but he is just so fat he probaly wouldnt feel a punch.

i hate my sister because she is fat, and whines about anything that doesn't go her way.. WELL TOUGH LUCK BITCH LIFE AINT THAT GREAT.

edit : oh and my sister moved out a month ago.. and she left her ****ing tampons in the bathroom, WHAT THE ****?1!!!
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I can certainly relate
 
the older you get, the more you find out that your family is abnormal to ****

i like my family but yeah...at times they really piss me off cos we're a close family and that does my head in sometimes for some reason
 
don't click POST REPLY...click REPLY on the person that you want to quote's post
 
My family is fine, infact the only way my life could get better is if I had a GF that looked like letters avatar. :p
 
Heres a good one for you all

Try this one on for size, middle of my freshman year of high school, im awaken at 1am on a tusday night to; "get up were going to a hotel". Come to find out that my fasha, was cheating on my mother with a 19 year old inturn at his work. Then l8ter to find out that this wasnt the first time. After taking my anger out on beer and weed, me and my freinds decide to egg her house, and F-up her car with a few golf clubs. BAM restraining order on my ass for a duration of 8months. We lose our house and each parent has moved twice since then. My dad has taken a 80k/year pay cut, and gone through 2 jobs. I am now moving in with my dad to avoid the accusations and bitching of my mother, and daily deal with "interesting" situations. Such as last night Sun/may/30/10:30pm, my car breaks down, go to borrow fashas car, walk into the house w/gf and into the kitchen to my dad and his 21 year old gf standing there nude :eek: :x , LUCKLY my gf did not get an eyefull tho I did, and was scared to the point that I didnt realize I was driving to the movies with no lights on... Have fun with this one guys... :cheers:

Scorp_Ice183
 
Scorp_Ice183 said:
Try this one on for size, middle of my freshman year of high school, im awaken at 1am on a tusday night to; "get up were going to a hotel". Come to find out that my fasha, was cheating on my mother with a 19 year old inturn at his work. Then l8ter to find out that this wasnt the first time. After taking my anger out on beer and weed, me and my freinds decide to egg her house, and F-up her car with a few golf clubs. BAM restraining order on my ass for a duration of 8months. We lose our house and each parent has moved twice since then. My dad has taken a 80k/year pay cut, and gone through 2 jobs. I am now moving in with my dad to avoid the accusations and bitching of my mother, and daily deal with "interesting" situations. Such as last night Sun/may/30/10:30pm, my car breaks down, go to borrow fashas car, walk into the house w/gf and into the kitchen to my dad and his 21 year old gf standing there nude :eek: :x , LUCKLY my gf did not get an eyefull tho I did, and was scared to the point that I didnt realize I was driving to the movies with no lights on... Have fun with this one guys... :cheers:

Scorp_Ice183
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whoa thats alot to go through, cant blame you for fuxen up her car and egging her house.. irrational but irrisistable one might say. nice first post I might ad, but its a dosey :x
 
We have our spats occasionally, but all in all I wouldn't dare complain.
 
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