Do you have BIBLICAL morals?

Your morality is 15% in line with that of the bible.


Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

Sounds about right, althought i prefer it at 0%
 
How did you people not get 0% if you answer honestly. This place scares me.
 
Your morality is 100% in line with that of the bible.


You are a good and moral Christian. Jerry Falwell would be proud! Now go sacrifice an ox for the sweet savour of the lord!

/me sharpens his axe
 
An easy 0%

I answered honestly, but even so, that quiz is stupidly easy to predict (and I haven't read a single passage).
 
Hmm...0%

And I thought I was doing O.K.
 
8%, although I'd might have gotten more if several laws... didn't exist.

10. A gay couple buys the dilapidated home next door and remodels it. When they move in, should you:
Bring them a nice housewarming gift.
Invite the Westboro Baptist church over to “welcome” them to the neighborhood.
Murder them.

Where's the option for call internal security so that they can be put into an internment camp and be used as experiment subjects for secret bioweapons research the Party is doing so they can acheive total hegemonic domination of the provincial regions and subsequently the world?

1. Two strangers visit your home, and you are kind enough to provide them with accommodations for the night. They tell you they are angels appearing on behalf of the Lord. However, later in the evening, an angry mob turns up seeking to sodomize your guests. Do you:
Protect your guests and call the police.
Expel your guests and call the police.
Turn your preteen daughters over to the crowd to be raped.

Where's the option for ****ING NAPALM?


Anyway, I've always found it interesting that it was moral to give your daughters to be raped rather than have your guests violated. I can understand the concept though; your guests should be treated with hospitality and should be protected, and also you should care more for others than yourself/your family. Albeit in a ****ed up way.
 
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