Do you live/work with people who stink?

[Xendance]

Every day, I go to school with people who have bad B.O and all that. I just want to know, am I alone?

Thanks

 

[kirovman]

There was a guy at school once who stank, and hence had no friends.

I haven't really encountered bad BO in recent years, which is probably a good sign that it's me who's worst.

 

[Naph]

Theres a lady who frequently comes to my store. She always has a 3m radius of pure doom.

 

[Phobie]

I get the tube every day with a load of stinky bastards. I'm short so it is always armpit to the face.

 

[phantomdesign]

Rewind a few years and . . . . my dad.

[1] Gas
Ok, so my dad has the worst gas problem of any person I've ever met. I don't think he shits often enough because he has the worst smelling most powerful farts ever. He'll also fart anywhere at any time, there's been times he'd walk into my room, let lose a big one, forget what he was going to say, then leave.

[2] Sweat & Sunscreen
He goes on these regular long bike-rides and takes HOURS to get ready. Anyway, he uses tons of that greasy nasty smelling sun-screen & wears the same spandex clothes over and over. Even before his bike-ride, the smell is horrendous. He'll also touch various objects around the house without washing his hands (or wearing those sun-screen soaked gloves).

When he would come home from bike-rides, he'd linger around for hours before taking a shower and change. He'd often come in my room and pester me about entirely pointless stuff, while the reeking smell overtakes my room for hours after he leaves. Not to mention I'd have to wash the door-knob to my bedroom so my hands wouldn't smell (then keyboard, mouse, and everything else in my room).

----

Last time they visited me, even though he didn't bring any of his bike-clothes or sunscreen or anything related, I could still smell that nasty smell days after they left. Oh yea, I specifically planned means to cause the least amount of gas possible.

 

[Unfocused]

Rewind a few years and . . . . my dad.

[1] Gas
Ok, so my dad has the worst gas problem of any person I've ever met. I don't think he shits often enough because he has the worst smelling most powerful farts ever. He'll also fart anywhere at any time, there's been times he'd walk into my room, let lose a big one, forget what he was going to say, then leave.

LMAO

 

[Phobie]

I bet your dad would love that you tell people this on the internet. Oh your poor daddy.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I used to work with a guy who stunk to high heavens

 

[lePobz]

Everyone I know smells lovely. Apart from all the latest additions to the family, which puke, crap, leak and puke some more at every opportunity.

They smell quite bad.

 

[Taboo]

I can smell this one customer every day when he walks through the door. Its pretty god awful. He smells like... rotten bologna or something...

 

[Dog--]

Surprisingly, I go to high school, and no one there really stinks that much, besides the smoker smell, and the weed smell (which doesn't really stink, but it gets kind of annoying after smelling it for 6 hours straight..), there is only one kid, who like 6 ft tall and weights like 280, who smells all the time.. He's a good guy, has a bunch of friends, but sometimes he just really stinks, especially after he sweats.. man..

 

[Krynn72]

Ive never had much of a problem with stinkers. My roommate once in awhile decides to not shower for a couple days, but he eventually notices that he stinks. Other than that, the only people ive met with a consistent stink are some customers who visited Sears' tool department every week. It was pretty obvious that they dont use the bathroom any more, and just piss themselves instead.

 

[Que-Ever]

Rewind a few years and . . . . my dad.

[1] Gas
Ok, so my dad has the worst gas problem of any person I've ever met. I don't think he shits often enough because he has the worst smelling most powerful farts ever. He'll also fart anywhere at any time, there's been times he'd walk into my room, let lose a big one, forget what he was going to say, then leave.

I rofleed.

 

[evil^milk]

I get the tube every day with a load of stinky bastards. I'm short so it is always armpit to the face.

1. Imagine you're a dude with a vagina in a jail cell with aids-infected bodybuilders
2. Re-read original post
3. ???
4. Cha-ching!

Last time they visited me, even though he didn't bring any of his bike-clothes or sunscreen or anything related, I could still smell that nasty smell days after they left. Oh yea, I specifically planned means to cause the least amount of gas possible.

Any nostalgia hit you by any chance?

 

[Hazar]

wtf?

not too many smelly people around here

 

[staticprimer]

I worked with a guy who clearly never, ever showered. His hair was greased up every day and you could smell him from literally 10 feet away. If I ever got within 3 feet I would start choking. Finally one day a manager told him to go home and take a shower. After that he never came back.

 

[Que-Ever]

I worked with a guy who clearly never, ever showered. His hair was greased up every day and you could smell him from literally 10 feet away. If I ever got within 3 feet I would start choking. Finally one day a manager told him to go home and take a shower. After that he never came back.

He was so scared of drowning that he cried so many tears that he filled up the room and he drowned.

 

[Krynn72]

He was so scared of drowning that he cried so many tears that he filled up the room and he drowned.

The story of my life.

 

[CptStern]

yes, I work with someone who stinks ..one of the guys in equipment repair reeks of BO/booze/hasnt washed his clothes for a month

there was one incident in particular where we had a client/friend of the bosss who is a chiropodist (foot doctor without the doctor)..anyways, as part of our insurance we're allowed one pair of orthopedic shoes a year (cost $700)..stinky guy was having his foot measured, I walked in, my eyes started to water and it smelled like dead skunk ..talked to the chiropodist afterwards and he said it was one of the worst smelling feet he's ever encountered, said he probably has yeast build up on his feet :x ..and he teaches a course on severe foot problems (I could link to photos but they're not pleasant)...there's something wrong with stinky guy, it's not normal to smell that bad

 

[Saturos]

Actually, the only person I remember stinking extremely badly was someone from grade school. It was so bad, I swear, it attacked higher brain functions and made me forget who I was and where I was born for a brief period. It was someone who farted in class. Nobody ever found out who the culprit was either. To this day, (I'm now 23) I've never smelled anything more horrid in all my life. It ran several students (myself included) out of the room, and since the teacher was not in the classroom, we were given lunchroom detail for leaving class without permission. She obviously didn't have the displeasure of inhaling such toxic warfare.

 

[dfc05]

I've never noticed anyone smelling really incredibly horrible, although I do know that sometimes people in my classes don't shower every day. Probably from having too much work and not enough time for sleeping or showering.

 

[Phobie]

I worked with a guy who clearly never, ever showered. His hair was greased up every day and you could smell him from literally 10 feet away. If I ever got within 3 feet I would start choking. Finally one day a manager told him to go home and take a shower. After that he never came back.

That's kind of sad. The thought of embarrassing people really gets me, I get all defensive for them. Then again he was a stinky bastard.

The worst is old people, I can't even look at them without feeling sad because you just know they're going to do something silly.

 

[The Monkey]

We had this one guy in junior high who hadn't showered for five years because he was afraid of water. He smelled quite nasty (although I wasn't in the same class as him, so I didn't get the worst of it). Then there was this one guy who I knew fairly well in junior high, and I met him on the bus a few years later. He smelled like a dead cat. Seriously.

 

[hool10]

Rewind a few years and . . . . my dad.

[1] Gas
Ok, so my dad has the worst gas problem of any person I've ever met. I don't think he shits often enough because he has the worst smelling most powerful farts ever. He'll also fart anywhere at any time, there's been times he'd walk into my room, let lose a big one, forget what he was going to say, then leave.

Yeah I'm the same with you on that! Sometimes when he gets surprised like he drops a tool, he farts. I got a really funny story though. You can hear my mom in the room over at night just saying "air out" and you can hear her gagging and opening up the the bed sheets. Then the worst part is that since my dogs are tiny (2 of them), and clean, they sleep usually with my parents. So my little Rat Terriers sniff my dads ass like he's one of their own.

 

[soulslicer]

Help me, i can't stop laughing This thread is hilarious, especially phantom designs one. I on the other hand, have a cold every morning because I am allergic to pollen grains released in the morning, so I don't have much of a problem. Anyway, everyone stinks by the end of the day..

 

[The Monkey]

Rewind a few years and . . . . my dad.

[1] Gas
Ok, so my dad has the worst gas problem of any person I've ever met. I don't think he shits often enough because he has the worst smelling most powerful farts ever. He'll also fart anywhere at any time, there's been times he'd walk into my room, let lose a big one, forget what he was going to say, then leave.

You think that's bad? I have a friend's dad who doesn't close the door when he takes a shit, even when there're people home.

A couple of months ago, I was at his place watching a movie, and he walking into the room, says hello, then gets into the toilet and starts shitting. At first I thought it was some kind of joke, but then the sound came. About a minute minutes later the stench reached us. I was in shick for the rest of the evening.

 

[Rrocketo]

Well, At the animation studios, there is this guy who uses like 10 bottles of deodorant everyday. At least he SMELLS like it. God, you can't be in same room with him.

(Btw. Im underaged, so Im not even a FULL TIME EMPLOYEE!)

 

[Druckles]

I stink Or at least I assume I do.

I knew this guy at my school. He stunk. Everyone knew it. So I gave him some deodorant.

 

[phantomdesign]

I bet your dad would love that you tell people this on the internet. Oh your poor daddy.

Tis only a mere fraction of the problems I experienced during my "stay."

Any nostalgia hit you by any chance?

It was probably brought with them in their skin, clothes, luggage, etc.

You think that's bad? I have a friend's dad who doesn't close the door when he takes a shit, even when there're people home.

My dad would enjoy prancing around in his whitie-tighties after about 9pm, resulting in a few unpleasant experiences for a few guests (and many for me and my brothers).

 

[Phobie]

Is your dad on some list somewhere?

 

[Solaris]

There was a guy in my school who smelt of piss and shit. Being near him made you seriously want to throw up, and he always smelled of it for 5 years. He was severely bullied for it and used to cry alot. We spent years wondering why he smelled and coming up with theories, he doesnt smell any more btw. Anyone any idea what it was? He had siblings who didn't smell at the least, and I'm sure he did everything in his power not too smell, considering how upset the bullying made him.

It was literally shocking though. In Year 7 in our first maths lesson the teach walked around smelling shouting who'd let off a stink bomb, he smelt of piss that lesson to an extent that sitting near him would have made you sick, no joke.

He never seemed to have visibly wet/shit himself but he always smelled as if he bathed in the stuff.

 

[Phobie]

Maybe he just had a problem which he has now sorted out. Poor kid.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

That guy...was Solaris.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[watermonster]

During Biology, I'd sit next to a girl with the most annoying armpit stench. Her mother didn't let her use roll-on deodorants, because she heard it can cause cancer. Now, it IS said to have some aluminium compounds that act badly, but really...

 

[Phobie]

During Biology, I'd sit next to a girl with the most annoying armpit stench. Her mother didn't let her use roll-on deodorants, because she heard it can cause cancer. Now, it IS said to have some aluminium compounds that act badly, but really...

That's kind of sad. My stepmum mentioned this to me last year but I wasn't that bothered. Apparently everything causes cancer nowadays, and I won't go stinkin'.

 

[huntingbear]

i date a hippie....use your imagination

 

[redruM]

^ Blergh, I can imagine how bad that is. One of my teachers is a hippie and she doesn't even shave her armpits.

 

[Druckles]

^ Blergh, I can imagine how bad that is. One of my teachers is a hippie and she doesn't even shave her armpits.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!

Awright then!
*lifts arm up*

 

[phantomdesign]

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!

Awright then!
*lifts arm up*

*spreads le....

 

[Druckles]

Urgh :x