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Just bought Dodgeball on dvd....it was ok. Don't know really what more to say about it, the celebrity guests were pretty cool, especially Chuck Norris though, but...it was ok.
 
yeh it isn;t a bad movie, good for a few laughs...its ok
 
I haven't seen it, I don't really have any want to either.
 
I actually felt embarrassed because this movie was so bad. I came out feeling dumber than I did when I went in. The only good bits were Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff, oh, and the credits.
 
You have to love Patches O'Houlihan.

Patches O'Houlihan: Sometimes you gotta grab life by the haunches and hump it into submission.

Patches O'Houlihan: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there.

:LOL:
 
I love that movie!

"If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!"

And David Hasselhoff leading the German team! :LOL: :LOL: Sheer briliance! :D And Steve The Pirate! And Goodman's inflatable codpiece! :LOL: it's absolutely hilarious, IMO. :D
 
Ditto on Kage.. I loved it :D

"Son, you're about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop:
:)
 
Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. :E
 
ComradeBadger said:
Ditto on Kage.. I loved it :D

"Son, you're about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop:
:)

That was the line I heard in the cinema, but on my erm, perfectly legal but French DVD, it says "poopy-flavoured lollipop". Not that its pirated or anything. :angel: Why would something as little as that be changed? Do the French prefer poop to cock?
 
SimonomiS said:
That was the line I heard in the cinema, but on my erm, perfectly legal but French DVD, it says "poopy-flavoured lollipop". Not that its pirated or anything. :angel: Why would something as little as that be changed? Do the French prefer poop to cock?

you must have gotten the normal version. they have an unrated version that has more scenes and changed words. like instead of "humping a door knob" he says "trying to **** a door knob"

oh and the scene with the cheerleaders, in the unrated version the big bitch tells the boy shes not wearing anything underneath her skirt
 
I love Ben Stiller. He's a great actor.

This movie was good, but it could have been better.

Well, isn't that fortunate for you... and the clock.
 
When I first saw it, it was adequate, but the more i thought about it, the more I've come to realise that it's a pretty brilliant parody of how crappy most modern movies are.
 
StardogChampion said:
I actually felt embarrassed because this movie was so bad. I came out feeling dumber than I did when I went in. The only good bits were Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff, oh, and the credits.

Have you seen ocean's 12? Now that is pure shit. Thats all I can say about that film.
 
WySiWyG said:
Have you seen ocean's 12? Now that is pure shit. Thats all I can say about that film.


How could Oceans' 12 be so bad, when Ocrean's 11 was so good?
 
Ocean's 12 was brilliant, just as good as the first (even if it requires more suspension of belief on the viewer's part). :)
 
"Thank you Chuck Norris" - single greatest line in a movie, ever, period, end of story
the movie is hilarious, i love the part after the credits - "fatty made a funny" gets me every time
 
The best ending line in a movie EVER.

"****in' Chuck Norris."
 
Razor said:
How could Oceans' 12 be so bad, when Ocrean's 11 was so good?

Exactly what I thought.

KagePrototype said:
Ocean's 12 was brilliant, just as good as the first (even if it requires more suspension of belief on the viewer's part). :)

The breakdancing bit with the lazers was cool, some bits were funny, but overall it was a waste of time.

They spend the whole time in jail, viewers thinking how they gonna get out of this one. Only to be told, in a blue peter style fashion, they had nicked it allready.

Julia Roberts pretending to be Julia Roberts? Come on.

Utter wank IMO. The first one was brilliant.
 
Razor said:
How could Oceans' 12 be so bad, when Ocrean's 11 was so good?
Most people go expecting Oceans 11.5. More of the same. The problem is that it's a totally different style of movie to 11.

I thought it was OK, but Catherine Zeta Jones makes it a MUST SEE!!!
 
WySiWyG said:
Julia Roberts pretending to be Julia Roberts? Come on.

I thought that bit was hilarious. :D It's just a fun movie, really. it's not trying to be smart or different, and certainly kills a couple hours. :)
 
Delicious Bass said:
you must have gotten the normal version. they have an unrated version that has more scenes and changed words. like instead of "humping a door knob" he says "trying to **** a door knob"

oh and the scene with the cheerleaders, in the unrated version the big bitch tells the boy shes not wearing anything underneath her skirt
That's the one I saw in the cinema :|
 
Icarusintel said:
"Thank you Chuck Norris" - single greatest line in a movie, ever, period, end of story

I wouldn't go that far but it is the best line in a very funny film
 
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