Does your girlfriend have a smelly **** (rhymes with FUNT)

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...well, you're in luck:

He kissed me with a smile, entering me again with his finger. In the next second he pulled his finger from me and sucked it into his mouth. I was caught off guard when he kissed me deeply tasting of sweet mint... delicious! He looked into my eyes then and said softly, "Now, let me Linger!" That was the beginning of a long-lasting love affair."
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NEW LINGER VAGINA MINTS, NOW WITH MORE MINTY FLAVOUR


Linger Internal Feminine Flavoring, was created to flavor the woman in such a manner that is safe and effective, decreases self consciousness, and increases excitement. It improves the length and quality of oral sex between a woman and her intimate partner.
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http://www.lovetolinger.com/
 
You are a sick man. :|
 
My god you reminded me of a sick story I heard.

**** you stern
 
one finger waved discreetly under your nose should be all you need.
 
Wow wtf Stern. :x Attachment completely un-related. Just didn't want to lose that old pic.
 

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There's a chick at my school whom releases a foul odor every time she spreads her legs. I have no doubt she has man splooge fermenting in her gateway to the world of heavy metal that produces a noxious odor.
 
Sounds a lot better than Masingale Country Flower. Bleck.
 
This is all incredibly arrousing yet ultimately disturbing.

Talk about having the government chasing jobs we hate to buy ***t we SERIOUSLY dont need.
 
Lucky us guys can just dip our dicks in Fun Dip.
 
It will be interesting if your dick also smells and tastes minty fresh. Makes it much easier for the girls.
 
BHC said:
p.s. I've really never minded the smell of most women, if they are generally hygienic I rather like the smell/taste.
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This.

Tbh. I think women have it worse because lets face it men are the most unhygienic of the sexes.
 
The fact that it causes yeast infections means that although you might have a nice-smelling vagina for a day, you'll soon have a pus-filled, oozing vagina that smells like a corpse. I DON'T THINK IT'S WORTH IT, TO BE HONEST
 
well if you're having problems with pleasuring females "down there" cuz of a phobia of stink, send them my way (NO FAT CHICKS)

<cleans off face>


FUNTFUNTFUNTFUNT, I LOVE ME SOME FUNT
 
Yeah... Suck it up ******s.

And she'll... Suck you off?

Sterns comments in the other thread has made me homophobe.
 
This thread's existence disheartens me greatly. Seriously suck it up. She deals with your scrote-stink it's the least you could do.
 
Why Mint?

'brand-new car' would be much better, that's just about the finest smell in the world.
 
I think a nice apple cider scent would be nice.
 
CR0M said:
Why Mint?

'brand-new car' would be much better, that's just about the finest smell in the world.
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Arghhh

I'm seriously allergic to the smell of cars. That combination of rubber, plastic and other materials makes me shake uncontrollably and loose my lunch. :|

Also :|, at the subject of this thread.
 
fairandbalanced said:
It will be interesting if your dick also smells and tastes minty fresh. Makes it much easier for the girls.
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Don't you think this is highly suspicious? If she asks "baby can I smell yo dick", it's going to look like you're trying to cover something up.
 
KineticAesthetic said:
The fact that it causes yeast infections means that although you might have a nice-smelling vagina for a day, you'll soon have a pus-filled, oozing vagina that smells like a corpse. I DON'T THINK IT'S WORTH IT, TO BE HONEST
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Thanks for that image.
 
ITT, line is drawn between those with weak constitution, and those with too much constitution.
 
I hope there's a wine flavored one.

Because then I'll be able to say: "Want some dickcheese to go with that wine?"
 
I once let a girlfriend ride my face ..
as I was tonguing her love garden, she climaxed. After sex, we went to the kitchen to make some food. I made the fatal error of eating a piece of plain Swiss cheese. The taste was uncanny... :sick:

I'm cooking a pizza.
 
Wonder if there's a fish flavoured one.
 
VirusType2 said:
I once let a girlfriend ride my face ..
as I was tonguing her love garden, she climaxed. After sex, we went to the kitchen to make some food. I made the fatal error of eating a piece of plain Swiss cheese. The taste was uncanny... :sick:

I'm cooking a pizza.
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Thank you for sharing that with us...
 
Guys, guys. Vaginas are like snakes. 99% of the time they're more scared of you than you are of them.
 
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