Does your Penis measure up?

[CptStern]

let the lying begin

http://incredimazing.com/page/Penis_Size_Preference_Chart


<pulls up pants> "wahoo I'm in the "ideal" section (if I pull on the foreskin an extra 2") "

 

[The Monkey]

The average penis size is 13-15 cm, which means that girls have to look a long way to find those "perfect" penises.

Although they can stop looking right now :naughty:

 

[Phobie]

Mine doesn't ;(

/wrists

 

[Stigmata]

I'm a C ;(

 

[Phobie]

I think the women who gave answers to this must have buckets.

 

[Cavalry]

Mine doesn't ;(

/wrists

don't worry, I am too.......:hmph:women...

 

[Stigmata]

I remember when I saw someone get temp-banned by Glenn for using the word "dildo".

We've come a long way.

 

[The Monkey]

I got 5 infraction points from Glenn for posting a picture of a dildo once.

 

[Druckles]

cms?? WTF? What happened to inches??

*Gets out Google Calculator*

 

[Tyguy]

<pulls up pants> "wahoo I'm in the "ideal" section (if I pull on the foreskin an extra 2") "

Turn the ruler over stern :cheese:

 

[Raziaar]

I honestly haven't measured my Penis, so I don't know.

 

[xcellerate]

so ~7 inches is "ideal", yet average penis size is like 5.7 inches. Those poor, poor women...how do they live surrounded by men of such mediocrity.

 

[Eejit]

Way-hey! B, quite close to A

The "A" area is a bit over 7" xcellerate, more like 7.5"+

 

[Stigmata]

I think the girth requirement is debatable, as the vagina can very easily stretch and contract over time. An enormous penis will be really tight the first time, but after a couple weeks... Well let's just say she'd compensate.

 

[The Monkey]

I'd say penis sizes of 20 cm is very, very rare. Only to be found in the darkest parts of the Congo.

 

[Stigmata]

Dat's racist.

 

[Eejit]

Dat's racist.

So are Nazis, but everyone still likes them.

 

[Evo]

Not sure on the circumference, but length is A

 

[noQ]

What's the use of all that meat if it is not going to be put in use ?

 

[Ravioli]

Im satisfied...im between the A-B section.

 

[PvtRyan]

I got an E.












Apparently, 28cm penises with a 24cm circumference aren't well liked.

 

[AKIRA]

every guy should watch this documentary:

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=1608512777470007567

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Am I the only one disturbed by the idea of lots of young adults sitting in front of the computer, whipping out their junk and measuring them, before typing their results onto a public forum?

-Angry Lawyer

 

[CptStern]

what? you dont have it filed away in memory?

 

[Eejit]

Am I the only one disturbed by the idea of lots of young adults sitting in front of the computer, whipping out their junk and measuring them, before typing their results onto a public forum?

-Angry Lawyer

No you're not the only one.


If by 'disturbed' you mean 'aroused'.

 

[Phobie]

Am I the only one disturbed by the idea of lots of young adults sitting in front of the computer, whipping out their junk and measuring them, before typing their results onto a public forum?

-Angry Lawyer

Yeah.

 

[Evo]

Am I the only one disturbed by the idea of lots of young adults sitting in front of the computer, whipping out their junk and measuring them, before typing their results onto a public forum?

-Angry Lawyer

The joys of a good memory

 

[Raziaar]

every guy should watch this documentary:

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=1608512777470007567

Watching now :thumbs: The frank language is spectacular! No beating around the bush here... straight out "cock" and "dick" language. lol

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I can't say I've ever really felt the need to measure it.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[CptStern]

well I had no choice ..you can only say "as long as my forearm" for so long before people start asking for specifics

 

[Phobie]

Oh I saw that documentary. It was super.

For shits and giggles, please also see this documentary (it is amazing)
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848

 

[AKIRA]

mines like ~6 inches

 

[Phobie]

mines like ~6 inches

Are you the first to unashamedly post your dick size on here?

 

[Cormeh]

**** all that shit, mine works and that's enough.

And I orgasm every time. Useless women.

 

[Unfocused]

Length would be A or close to it, but I don't know about the circumference. I thought I read somewhere that 12,5cm is the average, so the numbers on that chart seem a bit large o__O

 

[Phobie]

**** all that shit, mine works and that's enough.

And I orgasm every time. Useless women.

What are you implying plz?

 

[AKIRA]

Are you the first to unashamedly post your dick size on here?

lol yep i guess, i could care less what other guys think about my cock size...ive used it and trust me i've had no complaints.

 

[Cormeh]

What are you implying plz?

Oh, nothing. Just that I'm a pig.

 

[Ravioli]

oh man do i love hl2.net or do i love hl2.net? I couldnt imagine my life without it

 

[Raziaar]

I bet you're all hung like masculine alpha male silverback gorillas.