Does your Penis measure up?

[AKIRA]

who cares, if the girl your with is fine with how big it is then it really doesn't matter.

 

[Cormeh]

I bet you're all hung like masculine alpha male silverback gorillas.

Strangely enough, the gorilla has a notoriously small penis.

 

[Raziaar]

Strangely enough, the gorilla has a notoriously small penis.

Shhhh....

 

[Cormeh]

Oops! lol

 

[Eejit]

Strangely enough, the gorilla has a notoriously small penis.

Hey, as long as the female gorillas are happy.

 

[Evo]

I can't say I've ever really felt the need to measure it.

-Angry Lawyer

Who said I did the measuring :naughty:

 

[Angry Lawyer]

You did

Yeah, the other day, I whipped out a tape measure and measured my dong

Quotes do not lie.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Evo]

Yesterday I whipped out my tape measure and measured Evo's dong

-Angry Lawyer

It was not fun :arms:

 

[Angry Lawyer]

You loved every second of it.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Evo]

:shh:

 

[Pesmerga]

I loved every second of it, too!

I'm almost an A.

 

[Druckles]

Not sure on the circumference, but length is A

Pretty much true. Never been impressed by my own, so I don't really talk about it much.

What's the use of all that meat if it is not going to be put in use ?

Believe me, it has it's uses.

every guy should watch this documentary:

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=1608512777470007567

Ah, BBC3, gotta love it.

Am I the only one disturbed by the idea of lots of young adults sitting in front of the computer, whipping out their junk and measuring them, before typing their results onto a public forum?

-Angry Lawyer

Yep. Just don't think about it.

Oh shi-

 

[[Matt]]

Never measured mine as it looks big enough and ive never had any complaints. Its long enough for me to hold the base with one hand around it in a fist and the other hand just above that holding the end in a fist with the whole head of my cock poking out from the end.

 

[Druckles]

Now we need to know your hand-size

 

[Vegeta897]

I'm not exactly sure what my circumference is but I am pretty sure I'm ideal.

I actually didn't know I was large until I read about average sizes online.

 

[[Matt]]

Now we need to know your hand-size

I wonder how long it will be before someone makes the joke that i must have hands like a newborn??

 

[Druckles]

I was going to say it... but I really can't comment on someone's dick size if I haven't met them.

 

[Reginald]

Never had complaints from women barring bitch of an ex-girlfriend who was trying to stir shit.

And I've never been teased about it by my mates who've seen it in passing what with alcohol and dares etc.

And yet I'm on the edge of B-C.

I don't really care.

 

[Muffin Man]

Man, hl2.net is hung.

 

[Que-Ever]

Like a horse with elephantitis.

I will not lie, I got a low C.

 

[Phobie]

Man, hl2.net is hung.

We really are.

 

[Shift]

Its big enough.

 

[Que-Ever]

We really are.

Except you, female :|

 

[Vegeta897]

Yeah, we should have a "do your tits measure up" thread for Phobie.

And toasterchan. And shippi.

And we'll just see how things go from there :naughty:

 

[Phobie]

>__>

No ok, you're right. If I was a man I'd be hung like a horse though.

 

[Druckles]

Why, is your "tit" size rather extensive?

 

[Insano]

Ah well, I got beautiful tits. I can't be arsed measuring my penis.

 

[Vegeta897]

Silly Druckles, only americans have large ones.

@insano, I lol'd.

 

[Druckles]

Dunno where you live, my ex had some rather extensive tits.

 

[Phobie]

Why, is your "tit" size rather extensive?

Not important.

I'd just be awesome and HUNG. I'd probably be black too.

 

[Druckles]

Heh. I'd date you.

 

[Que-Ever]

Why, is your "tit" size rather extensive?

Oh hell, I read "expensive" like on eight different occasions.

 

[Vegeta897]

Oh hell, I read "expensive" like on eight different occasions.

Rumor born.

Phobie has implants.

 

[Reginald]

That video that AKIRA linked to had a man getting penis implants from the fat on his arse.

Phobie has implants.

 

[SimonomiS]

Man, hl2.net is hung.

Everyone is on the internet. I mean it's not like anyone will find out or know for sure, so what's the downside to lying about it?

Only on a more private board full of honest people with integrity would there be honesty about this kind of thing. :shh:

 

[Que-Ever]

Everyone is on the internet. I mean it's not like anyone will find out or know for sure, so what's the downside to lying about it?

Only on a more private board full of honest people with integrity would there be honesty about this kind of thing. :shh:

We can lie?

Ok, I misspoke, I actually have an A. I mean, an A +.

 

[lePobz]

You don't even need a penis to make a woman scream in the bedroom.

You just need a ****ing big spider.

 

[Que-Ever]

My vibrator is three centimeters in circumference shy of being in the D-range.

I feel... inadequate. ._.

But it ****ing vibrates. I can't do that.

 

[Insano]

Does size of the balls matter? Or is it just the way you use them?

 

[Phobie]

My vibrator is three centimeters in circumference shy of being in the D-range.

I feel... inadequate. ._.

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