Does your Penis measure up?

[Vegeta897]

My vibrator is three centimeters in circumference shy of being in the D-range.

I feel... inadequate. ._.

My vibrator is three centimeters in circumference shy of being in the D-range.

My vibrator is three centimeters in circumference shy

My vibrator is

My vibrator

My vibrator

My vibrator

So what else can you tell us about your vibrator.

 

[Phobie]

Boobs are always awesome. There's no need for a thread about who has the most ideal tits, because ALL TITS ARE IDEAL <3

Every day you are more my favourite person. Multiple high fives for truth and awesome.

Winner.

 

[lePobz]

Saggy tits are disgusting. If you're old or fat, cover them things up.

 

[Druckles]

Geez, it's just a vibrator. Can't deny I'm intruiged, though.

My "friend" (aka ****-Buddy, as Phobie seems to insist), has a vibrator larger than my own penis... although she claims it's not.

I guess she'd know, though...

Phobie has breast implants.

 

[Vegeta897]

How often do you see attractive nerd girls talk about their vibrators on hl2.net damnit.

 

[Druckles]

She's attractive...?

Oh... well, that's an entirely different story. *piggy backs Veggie*

 

[Insano]

This is getting awkward...

 

[Phobie]

It's pink and sort of broken? It's the kind with the bunny thing on it, and one of the ears is torn off?

Oh I know those, not personally though.

[Edit, Yeah sorry Insano]

 

[Vegeta897]

lol, I wasn't being serious. But wtf, bunny thing? Girls are weird.

 

[Insano]

Oh I know those, not personally though.

ftw

Slow down, we've just met!

 

[Phobie]

This is getting awkward...

Hey, it was a thread about PENIS SIZE, when most of the members are men.

It was awkward from the start. If anything it's less awkward now with some estrogen.

 

[Insano]

As a matter of fact, penises are getting shorter, because of estrogen dumped into our ecosystem by our precious women.

 

[Druckles]

A Rampant Rabbit

 

[MJ12]

One must take into consideration that it is not only length, but the right gurth of the penis that counts as making it an incredible hulk penis. "You wouldn't like me when I'm horny!"

 

[Muffin Man]

One must take into consideration that it is not only length, but the right gurth of the penis that counts as making it an incredible hulk penis. "You wouldn't like me when I'm horny!"

The chart is length and girth, .

 

[SimonomiS]

Somebody edited out a whole load of bragging.

 

[Druckles]

Whom? I want to see?

 

[SimonomiS]

zombieturtle had a little "A girl I had sex with said it was big and she must be telling the truth, but I'm a modest guy so it's only medium" kinda thing going on.

 

[Vegeta897]

Oh I saw that. Why'd he edit it, lol?

 

[MJ12]

because I am modest! I realized saying it would have been un-modest.

Originally I had said "I had sex with a 50 year old homeless man. He said my cock was bigger than any sausage he'd ever bit into"

Oh wait...

No actually I said
"from a previous lover I dated, I was told I was very well endowed. However, I like to be modest, I am sure there are much larger ships sailing the vaginal seas"

 

[Druckles]

Heh, I saw that. Was going to comment about it, but felt it unecessary. Didn't notice it had gone.

But it hasn't really gone, has it Zombie... it's still here... written in between our posts.

Edit: And it says it up there, too

 

[Bug-eyed Earl]

No actually I said
"from a previous lover I dated, I was told I was very well endowed. However, I like to be modest. . .

Mine said it was pretty. If that means anything. . . :dork:

 

[French Ninja]

I'd say C-.

The girth thing throws it waay off.

 

[Druckles]

Urgh, I can't get an image out of my head with the Hl2.net cast with pencil dicks

 

[15357]

I'm not going to take a ruler to my penis, thank you very much, but I do know that Asians have relatively smaller 'sizes' compared to europeans (fun fact: the Japanese have the smallest sizes in the world. Really. Go search it).


But I suppose it all equals out because asian women are generally 20 to 30cms smaller than men.

 

[Que-Ever]

We all know numbers is like a rampaging bull-stag-elephant.

 

[15357]

.....whuat?

 

[Que-Ever]

Oh yeah. Make me bleed.

 

[Pesmerga]

You've got an enormous dick. Don't lie.

Not quite as big as mine, but pretty big.

 

[15357]

I think a mom joke may be in order.....

 

[Baal]

So we're agreeing in this thread that it's ok to measure?

I've heard different ways to measure...and it makes a difference. I measure one way, I'm 7.5 in length. Another, I'm about 6.7 or so.

That documentary is awesome and hilarious

 

[SimonomiS]

So we're agreeing in this thread that it's ok to measure?

What!? NO!

When did we ever agree on that?! We all just guesstimate our sizes and give a rough idea.

Good God man, you actually measure? You're a sick, sick piece of work...

Completely uncalled for...

 

[Baal]

I'm...I'm...wahhhh

 

[Shamrock]

Where's the letter Z option?



:|



;(

 

[Druckles]

She's teh female

Which means... yeah, let's not go into it...

 

[Baal]

I still can't believe those surgeons / surgeon assistants in that documentary. That man was not small, flaccid or (supposedly) erect. Appeared to be above average to me, even.

Ridiculous!

 

[MJ12]

Father forgive me!

 

[Raziaar]

I still can't believe those surgeons / surgeon assistants in that documentary. That man was not small, flaccid or (supposedly) erect. Appeared to be above average to me, even.

Ridiculous!

He was 7 inches they said. He was above average.

 

[AKIRA]

yep lol

i used to be concerned about my size, but experiences i had jacked up my confidence so i r happy....for now

 

[Baal]

He was 7 inches they said. He was above average.

Erect...they only saw flaccid, but he wasn't even below average in that state (as he laid on the table) I didn't think.