Does your Penis measure up?

[MJ12]

He was 7 inches they said. He was above average.

7 inches is above average...? :bounce::bounce:

 

[Raziaar]

Erect...they only saw flaccid, but he wasn't even below average in that state (as he laid on the table) I didn't think.

Oh I see. And yeah. He was kind of a cross between a shower and a grower I guess. Middle ground.

7 inches is above average...?

I think 6 inches is average.

 

[MJ12]

I thought it was between like 5-7 was average.

 

[Raziaar]

I thought it was between like 5-7 was average.

While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average human penis is approximately 12.7 - 15 cm (5 - 5.9 in)

Which is about what I thought. So I guess 5-6 then.

 

[Asuka]

I'd say penis sizes of 20 cm is very, very rare. Only to be found in the darkest parts of the Congo.

LMFAO!

Am I the only one disturbed by the idea of lots of young adults sitting in front of the computer, whipping out their junk and measuring them, before typing their results onto a public forum?

-Angry Lawyer

HOLY SHIT I CANT STOP ****ING LAUGHING!!!!

 

[Raziaar]

Tip: Don't use a metal tape measure.

 

[Tyguy]

I accuse all of you of cheating, i will be by shortly to re-measure and give the proper results.

 

[Narvi]

I thought it was between like 5-7 was average.

What's between five and seven?

I didn't know toasty was a woman. I thought she was a guy. Huh. I fail too.

 

[sinkoman]

Question. Would you guys consider "flacid length" and "damn it's ****ing cold out and i'm naked" length to be two different things?

I've noticed though that my penis seems to have a mind of its own, like, it'll sorta flex and get bigger just before I pull it out infront of somebody. I mean, when I just sit there, all alone, infront of my computer, I can admit that it's tiny. But before I pop him out infront of a bunch of guys, it's not even REMOTELY hard, but it still jumps in size just a tad bit.

 

[Narvi]

Maybe you're gay? I don't know.

I find it really weird that you people pop it out. Seriously. Don't you know the urinal rules?

 

[sinkoman]

Maybe you're gay? I don't know.

I find it really weird that you people pop it out. Seriously. Don't you know the urinal rules?

No?

It's ****ing hilarious to do to your friends.

Just run into the room with your dick hanging out and go "BLABLABLABLABLABLABALBALA!!!!!"

The reactions are ****ing golden.

 

[Vegeta897]

Dude, what?

 

[Phobie]

Dude, what?

What he said. Seriously.

 

[15357]

Uh.... doesn't anyone kick you in the balls? Or do a flying sidekick at you?



'Cause that's what we used to do when some guys did that....

 

[SimonomiS]

But before I pop him out infront of a bunch of guys, it's not even REMOTELY hard, but it still jumps in size just a tad bit.

I'm afraid you've a case of the gay.

 

[Phobie]

I'm afraid you've a case of the gay.

Ha, good shit. Goooood shit.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Uh.... doesn't anyone take the opportunity to experiment with their sexuality with you "all out there" so to speak?


'Cause that's what we used to do when some guys did that....

Fix'd.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Great thread, cept it lacks a poll! The BBC3 documentary was interesting, I actually watched it start to finish.

As for my penis, I'm comfortable with it and so have been my partners. I think it's kind of sad that people get so worked up over penises and how big they are. penis. Phew, glad I got that out of my system.

No?

It's ****ing hilarious to do to your friends.

Just run into the room with your dick hanging out and go "BLABLABLABLABLABLABALBALA!!!!!"

The reactions are ****ing golden.

Haha, I remember doing this as I was younger constantly... for some reason I was always that guy. At one point it was just expected that I would whip out my package at any time without warning D: I've since calmed down quite a bit but it was worth quite a few lulz for the time being. At 19 now my old friends kind of expect it and my newer friends probably wouldn't react well so I try to avoid it. I guess I'm just somewhat of an exhibitionist and never really gave a shit what people thought of it.

 

[Shamrock]

Penises.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

 

[Saturos]

Hahahaha...really, haha.

 

[bbson john]

Why mine is so short? ;( *penis jealousy started*

Anyway, is the site talking about erected size?

 

[Shamrock]

Why mine is so short? ;(

Anyway, is the site talking about erected size?

No. We are talking about inverted size. How far can you feel it inside you? Does it reach the bottom of your lungs or the bottom of the tonsils?

 

[bbson john]

No. We are talking about inverted size. How far can you feel it inside you? Does it reach the bottom of your lungs or the bottom of the tonsils?

Not funny :|

 

[Narvi]

No?

It's ****ing hilarious to do to your friends.

Just run into the room with your dick hanging out and go "BLABLABLABLABLABLABALBALA!!!!!"

The reactions are ****ing golden.

I can sincerely say that this has never occured to me and my actions from this point on will be entirely different from what you find entertaining.

 

[The Monkey]

Read this article:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

Several scientific studies have been performed on the erect length of the adult penis. Studies which have relied on self-measurement, including those from Internet surveys, consistently reported a higher average length than those which used medical or scientific methods to obtain measurements [10][7].

The following staff-measured studies are each composed of different subgroups of the human population (i.e. specific age range and/or race; selection of those with sexual medical concerns or self selection) which may meet the definition of possible sample bias.

* A study published in the September 1996 Journal of Urology concluded that average erect length was 12.9 cm (5.08 in) (measured by staff).[5] The purpose of the study was to “provide guidelines of penile length and circumference to assist in counseling patients considering penile augmentation.” Erection was pharmacologically induced in 80 physically normal American men (varying ethnicity, average age 54). It was concluded: “Neither patient age nor size of the flaccid penis accurately predicted erectile length.”

* A study published in the December 2000 International Journal of Impotence Research found that average erect penis length was 13.6 cm (5.35 in) (measured by staff).[6] Quote: "The aim of this prospective study was to identify clinical and engineering parameters of the flaccid penis for prediction of penile size during erection." Erection was pharmacologically induced in 50 Jewish Caucasian patients who had been evaluated for Erectile dysfunction (average age 47?14y). Patients with penis abnormalities or whose ED could be attributed to more than one psychological origin were omitted from the study.

* A study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in) with a standard deviation of 2.1 cm (0.8 in) (measured by staff).[7] The purpose of this study was to ensure properly sized condoms were available. 401 college students volunteered to be measured during 2001 Spring Break in Canc?n, Mexico, of which 300 gained an erection to be clinically measured (without pharmacological aid). The 300 effective measurements makes this study double the size of any prior study that uses medical staff to measure penis size.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

So in short, guys go: "Well 12 cm is almost 15 innit? And it is a bit cold in here. Not to mention the fact I just had a wank and I really don't trust this ruler. So let's say 17 cm."
Now let's get back to the hard facts, eh?

 

[bbson john]

Now finally someone talks with sense.

 

[Shamrock]

Not funny :|

I lol'd.


Yes, I know. I lol'd at my own joke. Haha

 

[Phobie]

I lol'd.


Yes, I know. I lol'd at my own joke. Haha

I also lol'd, so well done!

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Big enough to fill 3 prams. 'nuff said.

 

[Shamrock]

I also lol'd, so well done!

Haha. Why thank you dear madam.

So did we ever figure out why there is no letter Z on that chart for me?


:|

;(

 

[Druckles]

This thread doesn't have a NSFW! Too many "penises" in large everywhere. Trying to scroll through quickly... don't understand topic... think we're talking about penii

 

[bbson john]

"Penes", actually.

 

[swiss]

One thing doesnt make much sense -
if ideal and very enjoyable penis size goes up to around 8-9 inches, but the average size is 5-6 inches,
then these women must have been doing a lot of ****ing to come across those large dick sizes.

 

[Phobie]

One thing doesnt make much sense -
if ideal and very enjoyable penis size goes up to around 8-9 inches, but the average size is 5-6 inches,
then these women must have been doing a lot of ****ing to come across those large dick sizes.

Maybe some are just incredibly lucky?

 

[Insano]

Those special women are called prostitutes.

 

[Stigmata]

"Penes", actually.

"Penises" is also acceptable.

 

[taviow]

Those special women are called prostitutes.

Also known as whores or hos.

 

[Phobie]

Those special women are called prostitutes.

Why would prostitutes cater especially to men with eight inch penises? Penes. Penii.