Dog head in a box.

just a random cat I believe, not you. unless you have something to tell us?
 
No, no, no secrets, I'd never do anything like that! It's completely sick!
(Although I do have a sword...)
 
No, no, no secrets, I'd never do anything like that! It's completely sick!
(Although I do have a sword...)

See, you have a way of doing it...now we just need to find a motive...

IT TRIED TO ATTACK YOUR PUSSY!
 
So i was headed outside one day to clear my head of all the troubled thoughts I had been having. Unfortunately at the same time, a young girl, maybe 11 years old was walking by, who looked at me and said I looked like a doo-doo head. I got pissed and grabbed her by the hair on her head starting yelling so loud I couldnt hear myself think in my own head. Shortly after, the girls father came running up and gave me a blind-sided punch to the side of my head. I got up off the ground and started arguing with him about his daughter. The argument came to a head when he called me a shit-head. I swore at him and laughed at his stupid daughter and said "at least my kids can have reeses's for breakfast!" "What? Candy for breakfast?!" the girls father exclaimed in shock. "Not candy, reeses's puff cereal!" I replied while pulling a bowl of reeses's puff cereal from my pocket. "Just one bite and my taste buds are lost in a sea of chocolaty flavor!!!" "Reeses's puff cereal. Its candy... For breakfast!"
Could someone please link one of these Reese's commercials? I keep reading these take-offs, but I can't find the originals anywhere. Youtube is just a bunch of crappy take-offs and the Reese's site is coming up empty >_>
 
That somewhat amusing remark was allready interpreted on post number 25, on page 2. By user ID Tyguy (section 22C; witty remarks, paragraph 32: retarded yet funny comments)

Well don't I look quite the fool
 
Yeah indeed. So embarassing, like how in the hell didn't you know THAT?

Same way that guy didn't know that bull was there UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE!!!
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See, you have a way of doing it...now we just need to find a motive...

IT TRIED TO ATTACK YOUR PUSSY!

I'M INNOCENT!!! I NEVER DID ANYTHING!!! Besides, it's in America. I'm in Manchester and I've never been to America, so I can't have done it!!!:p And the cat's fine. Nothing happened to it!
 
IIIIIIII am the maaaaaaaaaaaan in the box.

Uh.... that the dooooooog's heeeeead was in.
 
"I felt empty," Crystal told the Star Tribune of Minneapolis. "I couldn't talk to anyone. He was my dog. It was just me and him. ... I told him everything and he never shared any of my secrets."
:LOL::LOL::LOL:

Funny story, I LOLed
 
but like I allready said, at least he sent candy too
 
(Although I do have a sword...)

I should have added that Anduril isn't sharp enough to cut anything (although if you dropped it point-down on your foot, that would certainly hurt, as the point is sharp1). I must admit, I have often wished the blade was sharp and have sometimes thought about asking my dad to sharpen it!!!:E :cat:
 
so... when they catch the guy, will they send him a box with his wife/daughter/mother's head in a box to see how it feels?
 
since when was the "do unto others to make it right" statute in place?
 
Where'd you get your new avatar Pitz? :bounce:
 
Dang, I thought it was time for everyone to get new avs, but now he's reverted. Wtf?
 
Dang, I thought it was time for everyone to get new avs, but now he's reverted. Wtf?

At least it's not the christmas avatard anymore.

I've been thinking about getting a new one..but I just love Mr. Supi!!!!
 
Ill probably be changing mine soon. Its still the xmas one. Maybe Ill just take this one and photoshop the body out, and put the head inside a cardboard box.
 
Ill probably be changing mine soon. Its still the xmas one. Maybe Ill just take this one and photoshop the body out, and put the head inside a cardboard box.

That would be shens.
 
This just in: on page number 5, this thread has completely derailed
 
i wonder what would happen if you took a dogs head and THREW IT IN A CROWD AT A ROCK FESTIVAL

lolzor or omg get this dog head away from slade?
 
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