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Eejit

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This story is complete dog shit.
 
This brings to mind a great invention idea! The puppy grate! Simply insert into the toilet whenever you need to wash your pup, and the small enough holes ensure that he won't be sucked into the sewer system!

I'll be on PitchMen in no time!
 
Associating good hygiene with toilets. Good stuff.
 
gFrohman said:
If my four-year-old son wanted to give my puppy a bath, I'd supervise him. I guess it's more of a parenting fail if anything.
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So you're going to be constantly there to monitor your four-year-old whenever s/he gets a stupid idea? Good luck with that. In case you don't remember what it's like being four, stupid ideas 24/7.
 
what a HARE raising experience ...oh wait, it was a dog. doggone it I'm all out of puns. I'm pooched, taking a nap
 
A very crappy situation, indeed.

Dunno, toilet puns, maybe?
 
Darkside55 said:
So you're going to be constantly there to monitor your four-year-old whenever s/he gets a stupid idea? Good luck with that. In case you don't remember what it's like being four, stupid ideas 24/7.
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I can tell you dont have kids/havent been around kids that arent gagged and blindfolded

at that age, you monitor them 24/7
 
There are some limits to what parents can do. My sister's kid tires everyone out, and he's less than two years old... but then you have to supervise a child that age. A four year old that has its mother hovering over it will turn out to be a needy little shit. I'd rather my nephew got some strange inspiration by misreading his mother's shoes* than he turned out (anymore) spoilt.

*think about it.**

**you may have to be British.
 
Well, it's a careful balance; you don't hover over the kid constantly to make them needy, and you don't leave them alone all day either. Obviously this kid didn't know what's involved in giving a dog a bath, so a parent should have been there to teach the kid how to do it properly. Once that's done, then the kid can be left to bathe the dog themselves. That first learning step didn't seem to happen with this kid, imo.
 
CptStern said:
I can tell you dont have kids/havent been around kids that arent gagged and blindfolded

at that age, you monitor them 24/7
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Must be nice to have a job that affords you to do that. That's not sarcasm either. When I have kids I'd like to be able to watch them all the time but it's probably not going to be the reality.
 
ummm I have a wife, my kids also go to school/daycare ..so yes they're monitored 24/7
 
you need a wife or a reasonable facimilie of one in order to produce offspring ...turkey baster + chloroform soaked rag wont give you visitation rights
 
Sure it does, just kill her after she delivers.
 
...that might work ...however the courts might not look to favourably with your method of impregnating her when deciding who should get custody
 
Obviously not getting caught is essential.
 
All you need is a really good taxidermist and no one will ever know.
 
Eejit said:
Obviously not getting caught is essential.
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which is going to be difficult since she'll have reported being raped which might not work out too well during a paternity test to determine custody of the child that was a product of rape


this quickly becoming the chicken or the egg thing all over again
 
CptStern said:
which is going to be difficult since she'll have reported being raped which might not work out too well during a paternity test to determine custody of the child that was a product of rape


this quickly becoming the chicken or the egg thing all over again
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Well then use ruffees as well as chloroform, will affect her memory. Jesus, Stern, do I have to think of everything? I really hope you don't try a plan like this if you can't solve any of the problems yourself.
 
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