Dont drink turpentine

[GhostValkyrie]

Lincoln, Lincoln
We've been thinking
What the hell have you been drinking?
Is it water?
Is it gin?
Oh my God, it's turpentine!

To make that rhyme, you could replace gin with whine.
Hey, now I made a ryhme!

 

[Gorgon]

Dudes what the hell is turpintine, I searched on google and the site gave me this

http://www.fotolog.net/turpentine/

 

[Shuzer]

Dudes what the hell is turpintine, I searched on google and the site gave me this

http://www.fotolog.net/turpentine/

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=turpentine
tur·pen·tine ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tûrpn-tn)
n.

1. A thin volatile essential oil, C10H16, obtained by steam distillation or other means from the wood or exudate of certain pine trees and used as a paint thinner, solvent, and medicinally as a liniment. Also called oil of turpentine, spirit of turpentine.
2. The sticky mixture of resin and volatile oil from which turpentine is distilled.
3. A brownish-yellow resinous liquid obtained from the terebinth.


tr.v. tur·pen·tined, tur·pen·tin·ing, tur·pen·tines

1. To apply turpentine to or mix turpentine with.
2. To extract turpentine from (a tree).

 

[Gorgon]

Thanks Shuz,

Now I am very sure I won't drink this. I love Olive Oil.

 

[Frank]

To make that rhyme, you could replace gin with whine.
Hey, now I made a ryhme!

In The Simpsons they sing it like this:
Turpentin
SO DON'T BLAME ME!!! YOU WANT THE TRUTH!? YOU WANT THE TRUTH!?!?!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frank]

Thanks Shuz,

Now I am very sure I won't drink this. I love Olive Oil.

Don't tell me that you drink Olive Oil! If you do then I'm going to have to call you:
"A SICK ****"
Sorry...but I have to

 

[Gorgon]

No I mix it with Salad.

Com on man whadaya gona call me? :E

 

[Frank]

No I mix it with Salad.

Com on man whadaya gona call me? :E

YOU SICK SALAD****ER!!!

 

[Gorgon]

I m satisfyed with eating salad mixed with olive oil, While you Like to drink your own Piss,

Is that true?

 

[Lil' Timmy]

i just wanted to post in this thread before a mod closes it

 

[Brian Damage]

That's going a bit far, G0rg...

 

[Gorgon]

Sory, frank. I did not mean it.

 

[Frank]

Sory, frank. I did not mean it.

I love you!

 

[Gorgon]

Me Kiss you, .
if u were a girl

and hug u if u were a boy.

 

[BlackWolfdrk]

yeah smoke pot do acid and pop pills instead and sometimes mushrooms (be careful with mushys there quite small and dont look like mould)

 

[Bad^Hat]

Wow, way to become one with your religion...

Like that one episode of Black Books...

 

[Sulkdodds]

The friend in question has been suitably smited.