Don't fap while driving

[mortiz-Redux]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7771299.stm

:|

 

[MJ12]

"A Drink Driver"

Sounds like the article writer was pretty drink himself.


Guy needs to put a brake on his sex drive.

But seriously, that's terrible.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Idiots, they're everywhere.

 

[Pesmerga]

Hey, I've fapped while driving before. Twice.

Sometimes I get god damn bored on my long drives to Orlando.

 

[MJ12]

So Pesh, how does it feel to be serving 8 years?

 

[Reflex]

lol xD

 

[lePobz]

This ****tard makes me so f***ing angry.

 

[Bad^Hat]

This is absurdly stupid, and yet all I can discern from his expression is "**** yeah!"

Also,

he ploughed into the back of a Fiat Punto carrying the Proctor family

 

[SamuraiKenji]

You know the saying "Don't drink and Drive"?
It was just changed to "Don't Jerk and Drive"



******...

 

[PvtRyan]

What a jerk.

 

[Druckles]

How is eight years anywhere near enough...?

I suppose that's easy enough to say, though.

 

[Absinthe]

You know, I think I'm gonna try this on the way to class today.

 

[Reginald]

I watched some porn where a girl masturbated while driving along some motorway. I was like **** YEAH then I was like FFFFUUUUU- when I realised what she was doing.

Then I did my happy face.

 

[nipples]

Can society sink any lower?

 

[Druckles]

in their seat?

 

[nipples]

In their filth.

 

[JNightshade]

That poor family got shafted

 

[nipples]

Wow...horrible pun.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Looks like he won't be driving stick for a while.

 

[PvtRyan]

Looks like he won't be driving stick for a while.

Perhaps he's lucky and someone will ride him.

 

[nurizeko]

"Performed a sex act on himself" why cant the BBC just ****ing say "He was wanking off" for a change?, god, I hate BBC speak, I'de take a newspaper in l33t over it.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Brits are too formal. Don't even ****ing correct my use of Brits.

 

[lefty]

"Performed a sex act on himself".

auto-fellatio?

'cuz it was a car

lol

 

[Raziaar]

Poor people who died.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

auto-fellatio?

'cuz it was a car

lol

Oh you.

 

[Sulkdodds]

That was really good, lefty.

 

[lefty]

woohoo!

 

[PvtRyan]

You could say he really screwed himself with this.

Get it?

 

[Omnomnick]

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash, need to get away, need to make a dash, a song comes on that reminds me of you and I jizz'd in my pants...​