Don't use live shells to squash bugs.

[NotATool]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/04/paperweight.explosion.ap/index.html

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[Que-Ever]

*snicker*

At first, I thought it meant a seashell or something.

 

[Ennui]

pwned D:

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

lol darwin award.

 

[Qonfused]

LOL!

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That's really too funny.

 

[CyberPitz]

lol darwin award.

If only a bullet was lodged in his head, and he didn't know it was still there, and he slammed his head on the desk to kill a bug, thus triggering the bullet to go, *pop*.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Why would a live round be inside his head?

edit: or HOW

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Why would a live round be inside his head?

edit: or HOW

Ah, but why wouldn't it?

 

[Qonfused]

Why would a live round be inside his head?

edit: or HOW

 

[CyberPitz]

Why would a live round be inside his head?

edit: or HOW

How do people have nails lodged in their brain for months without them knowing?!

I'm sure a bullet could do it somehow \=

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

How do people have nails lodged in their brain for months without them knowing?!

I'm sure a bullet could do it somehow \=

If he was shot and didn't know it's just the actual bullet part of the round it has no way to go anymore

 

[DeusExMachina]

Don't ruin his dreams.

 

[Qonfused]

How do people have nails lodged in their brain for months without them knowing?!

I'm sure a bullet could do it somehow \=

 

[DigiQ8]

ROFL !
pwned

 

[Nat Turner]

Don't try squashing bugs with your penis unless it's hard.

 

[Que-Ever]

Or weighs upwards of two or three pounds.

 

[Nat Turner]

yes that is also recommended

on a big enough wang magnitude the crushing power rises to infinity

 

[Que-Ever]

Now, imagine if he had had a shell like, stuck in his urethra or something, and had a huge wang. That bug would've been obliterated.

 

[Qonfused]

...

It's amasing how fast threads get derailed on these forums.

 

[NotATool]

Now, imagine if he had had a shell like, stuck in his urethra or something

Sounds uncomfortable.

 

[Que-Ever]

...

It's amasing how fast threads get derailed on these forums.

We're still talking about smashing bugs. And bullets, too, actually :O

 

[Qonfused]

We're still talking about smashing bugs. And bullets, too, actually :O

Yes, but in a disgusting fashion. What you're saying is like a thread about nice rings turning into a discussion about goatse.

 

[Que-Ever]

yeah, I getcha. um... sorry?

off to bed anyway. first time in like, four days. woot!

 

[NotATool]

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I am impressed.

 

[Qonfused]

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

haha badass

 

[Que-Ever]

I'd buy it.

*actually goes to bed now*

 

[CyberPitz]

I'd buy it.

*actually goes to bed now*

I would too.

 

[VirusType2]

Now you see why I don't kill bugs? You never know!

It's strange because this morning I was telling someone that I always try to avoid killing things no matter if they are a bug, a plant, a deer, .. anything, but then I went out to the garage and there was this ****ing mosquito buzzing.

I hate mosquitoes with a passion, and decided to "gently" smash it. Well, the ****ing thing! I was too gentle and it moved out of the way and flew in my sweatshirt and at first I thought it bit me but I can't be certain. Tiny Lil buggers those mosquitoes.

Anyway, long story short, If you kill bugs that are minding their business, you are going to have a bad time. mm k. Especially if you tell people you don't do something but then you go and do it, you always get bad karma from that shit. Your hands and forearm will be blown off and shrapnel will embed itself into your chest, causing a mild burning sensation.


It's like a warzone out there! They have WMD and makeshift desk-top shells that look like harmless duds but explode if you try to squish them with it. Don't start up some shit with those beetles and other various insects.

 

[NotATool]

It's a phenomenon commonly known as Karma.

 

[VirusType2]

It's a phenomenon commonly known as Karma.

Yea I know, I even said that. Karma.

I feel sorry for the teacher, god hes probably still shaking his head wondering what are the chances and feeling like a total wanker. I bet is sorry he even decided to kill that bug.

And without his good hand it will be more challenging to smush a bug in the future, as if he would have the nerve to **** with one ever again.


What a crazy story.

 

[JellyWorld]

I would too.

So would I. Go to bed, that is.

 

[Danimal]

The shell didn't explode. He merely hit a highly flammable bug that happened to have an explosive in his teeth in an attempt to impress the chicks by pretending he was smoking a cigar.

 

[ríomhaire]

Here's one I made: