Dont **** with someones car

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Hello HL2.NET

Someone keyed my driver's side door severely.

If I find out who did it I will post pictures in this thread of the results after I **** their shit up.


Who else has been keyed or something like that?
 
Damn, that sucks... that's like couple hundreds out of your pocket bro.
 
There's this massively overweight woman on our street who always swings her door open, regardless of what car's beside her. Nobody ever parked next to her, and I found out the hard way when I got my car and parked by her. She literally swung the door open, and then squeezed against it, deeper into my car door, as she exited.

I'm so tempted to pour paint stripper on her bonnet.

-Angry Lawyer
 
^^Doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit.

As long as there is no way that she can prove it was you, you're safe! :D Then again, is an eye for an eye right?

...Yes it is.
 
My suggestion is, take a brick, and lob it in the general direction of her car, prefferably deep at night, then run like hell, and do a 'tiger' over your fence.

If done properly, she won't know what hit her, and you'll get off clean.

Unless you live in a monitored neighbourhood or something.
 
Angry Lawyer said:
There's this massively overweight woman on our street who always swings her door open, regardless of what car's beside her. Nobody ever parked next to her, and I found out the hard way when I got my car and parked by her. She literally swung the door open, and then squeezed against it, deeper into my car door, as she exited.

I'm so tempted to pour paint stripper on her bonnet.

-Angry Lawyer
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That happened to a friend of mine, but he got really mad.

It played out like this:

Him, a few friends and I were in his house, looking out onto the street, as a guy pulled up and parked next to his car. The guy was on his phone and just swung his door right out, burying it into the side of my friends car.

My friend began yelling, ranting and shouting through the window, but it seemed like the phone-guy didn't hear. Anyway, my friend decides to move his car lest the phone-guy come back and damage it further... this whole time he's muttering to himself angrily, building up this steam... he drops into his car, and slams his hand into the steering wheel.

"mother****ing ****er!!" he shouts.

at this point, he gets out of the drivers seat, carefully opens the passenger door (on the damaged side of the car), climbs inside, closes the door, and then sits there.

If it were a colder day, the inside of the car would have fogged up due to the anger in this person. he grabbed the inner handle of his door, and swung it open with all his might, slamming it into the car next to him, putting a massive door shaped dent in it.

people started saying "woah.. shit man.. he's pissed!" and so forth, but it wasn't over. He shut the door again, and then repeated the rapid opening about 15 times more, getting faster and faster until the spot on the defending car was a huge scratched crater, with barely any paint left, and about 5 or 6cm deep.

He then started his car and decided to go home.

I think he had anger issues that day.
but it was cool to watch... man against machine. it was like the matrix, but with car doors instead of giant robots fed by human batteries that it kept inside some kind of virtual reality world patrolled by ominous "agents" seeking out some 'Neo' chap.
Actually, it was nothing like the matrix... more like saving private ryan, the d-day scene, where my friend was ze germans and the other car was the allied landing force. Although, that doesn't make sense, because he was the one attacking.

... I guess it was more like that movie where the guy gets his head smashed in with a fire extinguisher.

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
 
He-heh, head slamming is my personal favourite. So cruel, so sadistic... yet strangely satisfying, when you take and smash someone's head repeatedly into a table....
 
Angry Lawyer said:
There's this massively overweight woman on our street who always swings her door open, regardless of what car's beside her. Nobody ever parked next to her, and I found out the hard way when I got my car and parked by her. She literally swung the door open, and then squeezed against it, deeper into my car door, as she exited.

I'm so tempted to pour paint stripper on her bonnet.

-Angry Lawyer
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Wow, has anyone ever confronted her about it? She probably wouldn't have any car left if she was like that round here.

Nothing has been done to my car yet. Lets hope it stays that way.
 
I think the only thing I can ever accept in terms of car vandalism is a little window smashing. Anything else is a god damn crime to humanity and needs to be dealt with in a harsh, harsh manner.

The reason I say I can accept it is because there's some desperate people out there will to steal anything they can for food / drugs / alcohol, even if they have to smash a window to get it.

But some retard keying someone's car...man....
 
Ren.182 said:
Wow, has anyone ever confronted her about it? She probably wouldn't have any car left if she was like that round here.

Nothing has been done to my car yet. Lets hope it stays that way.
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My household is the only under-40s house in my street.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Some pikey tried to carjack me once ... He changed his mind after he realised I was speeding up and aiming for him instead of slowing down and stopping.
 
lePobz said:
Some pikey tried to carjack me once ... He changed his mind after he realised I was speeding up and aiming for him instead of slowing down and stopping.
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What if he was dying and in a last effort crying for help? oO
 
****ing dont get me started on this topic caus nothing angers me more... and i dont know why...

I'm getting angered up just even at the passing thought of these storys... letalone how I handle them myself.
 
My friend was driving his car the other night and got hit on the right hand side by some guy in a pickup. The guy pulls over and my friend follows then takes off. My friend has a couger and caught up no problem and got him to pull into a parking lot after about six blocks.

WTF is peoples problems? I would feel so bad and guilty if I hit someones car I would HAVE to stop and do something about it.

****ing peolpe better stay away from my new car!!!!!!!! *cries*
 
This is why I'm in no rush to get a good looking car with an awesome paint job.

People will just **** it up for NO reason at all....
 
A construction crew slammed in the back of my car, but I already had so much rush and shit that I didn't really notice until about 2 months after it happened
 
Ren.182 said:
Wow, has anyone ever confronted her about it? She probably wouldn't have any car left if she was like that round here.

Nothing has been done to my car yet. Lets hope it stays that way.
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there's this lesbian that always took up two spaces at our apartment complex...no problem since my apt get's two spots and I only use one, and she only get's one. so she takes half of hers and half of mine so she can open her doors to let her two kids in and out. no prob.... 'till my gf moves in and needs to use that second spot. we ask the lesbo to start parkin in one spot and she says no prob...wrong....a week goes by and everynight that I get home from work there's her ****in vw takin two spots.

We confronted her after that 1 week and she gave us the same sob story of she has kids and their all tired when she gets them home and all she wants is to be able to get them inside and in bed quickly....i say ok but start takin one spot like your supposed to and we'll park our cars as far away from hers as possible...she says thanks and we think it's over....nope....another week and a half of her taking two spots...occasionally only one when my gf's car is already in the second spot.......

so one night me and my friend trent were drinking and saw her pull in....taking two spots! ****in bitch wasn't unloading any kids! she just wanted lots of room to get her fat ass out. anyway, long story short we induce vomiting on her passenger side door in the hopes that she won't take up that spot anymore....

worked like a charm
 
huntingbear said:
there's this lesbian that always took up two spaces at our apartment complex...no problem since my apt get's two spots and I only use one, and she only get's one. so she takes half of hers and half of mine so she can open her doors to let her two kids in and out. no prob.... 'till my gf moves in and needs to use that second spot. we ask the lesbo to start parkin in one spot and she says no prob...wrong....a week goes by and everynight that I get home from work there's her ****in vw takin two spots.

We confronted her after that 1 week and she gave us the same sob story of she has kids and their all tired when she gets them home and all she wants is to be able to get them inside and in bed quickly....i say ok but start takin one spot like your supposed to and we'll park our cars as far away from hers as possible...she says thanks and we think it's over....nope....another week and a half of her taking two spots...occasionally only one when my gf's car is already in the second spot.......

so one night me and my friend trent were drinking and saw her pull in....taking two spots! ****in bitch wasn't unloading any kids! she just wanted lots of room to get her fat ass out. anyway, long story short we induce vomiting on her passenger side door in the hopes that she won't take up that spot anymore....

worked like a charm
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Vomit. Cleans up the lot! :p
 
huntingbear said:
there's this lesbian that always took up two spaces at our apartment complex...no problem since my apt get's two spots and I only use one, and she only get's one. so she takes half of hers and half of mine so she can open her doors to let her two kids in and out. no prob.... 'till my gf moves in and needs to use that second spot. we ask the lesbo to start parkin in one spot and she says no prob...wrong....a week goes by and everynight that I get home from work there's her ****in vw takin two spots.

We confronted her after that 1 week and she gave us the same sob story of she has kids and their all tired when she gets them home and all she wants is to be able to get them inside and in bed quickly....i say ok but start takin one spot like your supposed to and we'll park our cars as far away from hers as possible...she says thanks and we think it's over....nope....another week and a half of her taking two spots...occasionally only one when my gf's car is already in the second spot.......

so one night me and my friend trent were drinking and saw her pull in....taking two spots! ****in bitch wasn't unloading any kids! she just wanted lots of room to get her fat ass out. anyway, long story short we induce vomiting on her passenger side door in the hopes that she won't take up that spot anymore....

worked like a charm
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Absolutely charming, to the last. :D
 
Somebody stole my euro-plate. It was a real one from germany too.

I went through the entire parking deck looking in every car with my belt tensioner in one hand and a razor blade in the other, because if I found it I was going to break their glass and take it, then cut their timing belt.

Alas, it wasn't there. Which means somebody has my plate in their house/frat/dorm, they clearly don't have the balls to actually put it on their car. However, I pray every night they did; because if I find it on somebody's car I'm taking my plate and their bumper with me.
 
xcellerate said:
Somebody stole my euro-plate. It was a real one from germany too.

I went through the entire parking deck looking in every car with my belt tensioner in one hand and a razor blade in the other, because if I found it I was going to break their glass and take it, then cut their timing belt.

Alas, it wasn't there. Which means somebody has my plate in their house/frat/dorm, they clearly don't have the balls to actually put it on their car. However, I pray every night they did; because if I find it on somebody's car I'm taking my plate and their bumper with me.
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And their car radio for good measure :O
 
dude, mess her car up......serves her right
 
Yea I agree with this so much...but someone keyed your car is just ridiculous man..I remember on my last day of work at the store i used to work at i found a shopping cart had hit my car. Keep in mind it was parked in the same place as it was every day I worked there, and not once over a period of 6 months was it touched by anything in that parking lot. Then on my last day a cart hits it? I was about ready to murder someone. I had a pretty good idea of who did it but I wasn't 100% sure so I wasn't gonna make accusations. But if I knew who did it I swear I would have strangled that son of a b****
 
I hate how sad people are sometimes. Jelous because they cant have a nice car so much so that they have to ruin someone elses. Now I dont like it when these little kids get awesome cars cause their parents paid for it, but even then I wont do anything to it. But when you work hard for your money and then someone screws with the car you bought... thats just pathetic.
 
People who don't respect other people's property that costs tens of thousands of dollars deserve a brick right into their windsheild and paint poured on their hood.
 
tehsolace said:
People who don't respect other people's property that costs tens of thousands of dollars deserve a brick right into their windsheild and paint poured on their hood.
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You mean a brick to their face and paint injected up their rectum... right? Otherwise thats totally not fair.
 
tehsolace said:
People who don't respect other people's property that costs tens of thousands of dollars deserve a brick right into their windsheild and paint poured on their hood.
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Well yeah, but Id settle with a simple "punch them in the face". old school but gets the job done
 
One day coming out of high school, I found someone had keyed a bunch of question marks into my driver side door...I was pissed, because it wasnt just some run-by thing, but they had to have crouched there for several minutes while doing this...pissed me off to no end...

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Happened to me many times. Still got the scratch :(
 
Ridge said:
One day coming out of high school, I found someone had keyed a bunch of question marks into my driver side door...I was pissed, because it wasnt just some run-by thing, but they had to have crouched there for several minutes while doing this...pissed me off to no end...

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YOU DON"T HAVE A LISCENSE PLATE! Isn't that illegal? Like 6-months-in-prison type illegal?



Anyway, yesterday, someone poured green paint on my mother's car. Luckily, a neighborhood watch officer saw the guy, and he paid us quiet a sum of money. :)
 
Lol@bribery in the South Korean system.
 
Would this make any car owners angry here? There was a guy at college who was an annoying idiot, so we put blossom all over his windscreen and back window. We also attached balloons to the ariel and wipers. It was finished off with a huge tree branch mounted on top. We videoed his reaction from a discrete location watching him go mental and throw it all off.

Also another time, you know those sticky rectangular stickers you use as labels? We covered an entire windscreen with them, not on the paintwork though (thats silly).
 
15357 said:
YOU DON"T HAVE A LISCENSE PLATE! Isn't that illegal? Like 6-months-in-prison type illegal?



Anyway, yesterday, someone poured green paint on my mother's car. Luckily, a neighborhood watch officer saw the guy, and he paid us quiet a sum of money. :)
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I dunno where he is from, but in almost all of the US, you only need a license plate on the rear of the car.
 
D:

WHAT ABOUT TEH SPEED CAMERAS? HOW WILL THEY CATCH YOPU?

gah.
 
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